thank you Cari!
Top 10 Signs that you are an xtian:
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how G-d/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women and children, and even trees.
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find
nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects --
will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove xtianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you
well html was on for a couple of weeks, then i turned it off again because everyone started spamming up my page again. so i turned it off, laff. oh well. this seems to be a week where i cannot win for losing no matter how hard i try.
so what are the details for the Halloween gig? are they going to pay our fee, what's the address of the venue and the time-- other details that would go on a flyer....?
congrats on the awards Cari!!!!!!! i'm proud of you!!!!
Here's a little video I put together for my song "Detoxify" If you have a youtube account, please shoot me a comment and rate. You can check out my lyrics in my blog.
Thank you in advance.
Issac
TWELVE GATES
If the video doesn't load, you can watch it by clicking here:
hey Cari! thanks for showing up and doing the vids, you are one very cool friend! i'll enable HTML on my page for a while so you can post the vidz via comment. i found you on youtube and have been rating the vidz there & adding them to my playlist & favorites :)
ahh! thank you for the clarification! i am sure i can get the guys to agree to book that gig. just email the details to my regular email addy and we'll send a Writer of agreement by October~
