Tattoo conventions, haunted houses, serial killers, collecting criminal and funeral home artifacts, execution equipment, human oddities and medical equipment, live comedy shows, live bands, human specimans, and did I mention MIDGETS!!
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Got Freak?
From classical to rock (but no god damn hillbilly shit)
Movies
All things Clive Barker, Exorsist, Strangeland, Austin Powers 2 (cuz I'm in it), pretty much if it has blood or makes me piss myself I'll watch it.
Television
First a list of the television shows that I have appeared on, in no particular order.
The Howard Stern Show, Ripley's Believe It Or Not, Jenny Jones, Ricki Lake, The New Tom Green Show, The Billboard Music Awards, E!, The Average Joe 4, MTV, NBC, CBS, USA, Up All Night, & VH1
Now the list of shows that I like to watch during my free time.
Comedy Central, History Channel, Discovery, TLC, SNL, E!, Ripley's Believe It Or Not, Howard Stern, The Deadlest Catch, Little People Big World, South Park, MAD TV, and various othe crap if it is funny or educational.
Books
Poe, Barker, King, Greys Anatomy, Houdini, and a shit load of other obscure crap
Underworld Entertainment NY, New York US The Head Honcho www.underworldent.com
Always
John Shaw Magic, Mystery, & Mayhem Come see me on tour this winter with the Hellzapoppin Sideshow Revue. Go to http://lnk.ms/33xTG to see if we are in a city near you!!! Posted at 5:44 PM Dec 19 view more
This show is designed to be highly visual and entertaining while remaing very edgy and funny. Although this show can be geared towards all ages, the best version is for adults and young adults. It also incorporates a lot of cool magic and illusion into the show. The slogan for the magic show is "MAGIC, MYSTERY, & MAYHEM" - Magic That Doesn't SUCK!!! Because when most people think of a magician they have a totally different idea of what a magician looks and acts like, and neither of those are me. The show is fast paced and filled with hot girls, loud music, special effects, crazy stunts, awesome illusions, and in your face comedy. This show tours the country on a regular basis and plays to thousands of people a year. During the Halloween season the show can be seen 4 times a night at the Headless Horseman Hayride & Haunted Houses in Ulster Park, NY.
This is where the show really shines and can be seen close up. I also design and build many of the illusions that are used at this attraction.
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or Go to HeadlessHorseman.com
If you would like to see more about my show you can go to my web site and there you wil be able to read my credentials as well as view some video footage of my two shows.
Also check out my site underworldent.com
I offer three different types of show programs. The circus sideshow, the magic/illusion show, and a combination show. These shows are great for all types of events including: College Events, Opening for Rock Bands, Corporate Events, Private Parties, Weddings, & More!!! If you have any questions feel free to contact me via emal and I will get back to you within 24 hours. There is no limit to what I can do for your next event.
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Who I'd like to meet: I like fun, freaky, original thinking people. I like people who are not afraid to be themselves, some people think they are freaks but those people generally are not. If you shop at Aeropostle or the Gap, you are a not a freak you are just cattle. Oh yeah, I LOVE MIDGETS an all little peope!! I love sideshow people and all of their faults and misgivings. I love people for the same reasons they hate themselves. I would like to meet more people who are screwed up but can pull it together in the "real" world. Also, please make sure you email me first if you are not a performer or someone that I actually know. I would just like to know who you are and why you would want to be my friend...Thanks!
These are the types of people who I do not wish to ever be friends with!!!
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Then you have these guys who are my friends and they ROCK HARD!!!
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Check out my friends video, they rock and you should too!!
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My Trip to The Chiller Convention!
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Yeah I banged superman's girl... So what of it!? He's gone!_
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Ray Park! This is the dude that played "Darth Maul" in Star Wars Episode I. He also played "Toad" in X-Men and was "The Headless Horseman" in Tim Burton's version of Sleepy Hollow!
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Check out some things that amuse me!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vrLm7jOy9Q
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