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Ivan the Terrible
Ivan Bartram
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!
Male
21 years old
Benson, Arizona
United States
Last Login: 8/13/2009
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Mood:
quixotic
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Ivan the Terrible's Interests
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| General | TRANSLATOR: Didn't we just do this? I like eating, sleeping, shitting, and drinking from the sink. Occasionally, I'll get off my fat ass and chase a toy around. I also enjoy getting high as a kite on kitty pot (catnip). | | Music | TRANSLATOR: I don't really care about music. Just feed me. | | Movies | TRANSLATOR: I'll pretty much watch whatever you watch, if you'll let me sleep on your lap. | | Television | TRANSLATOR: TV means about as much to me as a rice cake does to a fat kid. I don't really have much use for TV, unless, of course, I'm napping on someone's lap. | | Books | TRANSLATOR: Silly! I can't read! I'm a cat for Christ's sake! | | Heroes | TRANSLATOR: My only hero is my daddy, who's also in my friends list, KKB. |
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Ivan the Terrible's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Bi | | Hometown: | Phoenix, AZ | | Body type: | 1' 0" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Occupation: | Law Enforcement | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Ivan the Terrible's Companies
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The Federal Republic of Nassau West
Capitol, NW, AZ, US
Nassau West Marshal
NW Department of Justice
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Ivan the Terrible is going to San Diego for the weekend, July 11-12! It's time to finally get beach sand between the toes and roll around in it! Posted at 6:15 AM Jun 30
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About me:
TRANSLATOR: I'm a 16 pound oompa loompa that likes to lay around doing pretty much nothing. I like to eat, sleep and shit. That's about it. Oh, yeah, and I ONLY drink water from the sink, dammit!
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Who I'd like to meet:
TRANSLATOR: I'd like to meet a sexy little four-legged honey. Preferably one that is declawed and fixed. I wanna get it on, and I don't need any scratches.
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Ivan the Terrible has 29 friends.
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