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Hello glorious minions,
We thought it might be an idea to let you know that we have now disbanded. Before you cry yourself into dispair, here is/are our reason/s why:
Bon Satisfied is heading off to London to make it as a hot-shot lawyer, taking no prisoners and wearing short skirts while discussing his sexual prowess in a unisex bathroom.
Alan Sick is heading back to his ticket to freedom, fame and fortune - Suspect Package.
Big Foreign Keith is pimping it up and recording a second EP with TLC
And Brave Matilda has gone missing, presumed debauched.
There are rumours abound of new bands, obscure bands, things being recorded, things not being recorded... all of which we would like to be true but we're too lazy to actually get anything done, in all honesty. For your sake you had better hope we do something.
The obligatory thankyou's go out to everyone who came to our gigs, bought our album (we've a couple of copies left if you'd like one), sang along to the only song anyone knows the words to and generally enjoyed our company.
Thanks... we've blamed you.
Alan Sick, Big Foreign Keith, Bon Satisfied and Brave Matilda.
xxxx
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