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BORAT QUOTES

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"My wife she is dead...she die in a field...she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife."

"Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your house?"

"Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat."

"There is one singer called Shakira... sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, 'Can I touch your shakira?' or 'I have seen your wife's shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog."

"Can I put a camera in the lady toilet?"

"You think maybe Blair is a man who take off his clothes and let his chram go hard and put in a man's bottom?"

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

No longer forward nor behind I look in hope and fear; But grateful take the good I find, The best of now and here

It is not work that kills men, it is worry. Work is healthy; you can hardly put more on a man than he can bear. But worry is rust upon the blade. It is not movement that destroys the machinery, but friction

Imagine every day to be the last of a life surrounded with hopes, cares, anger and fear. The hours that come unexpectedly will be much the more grateful

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen.

SUCCESS QUOTES

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory

There is only one success--to be able to spend your life in your own way

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in wil

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is: Try to please everybody

The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value

WORDS OF WISDOM

Nature and wisdom never are at strife

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom

Silence does not always mark wisdom

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little

The man of wisdom is never of two minds; the man of benevolence never worries; the man of courage is never afraid

HAPPINESS QUOTES

Happiness does not consist in pastimes and amusements but in virtuous activities

Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul

Fortify yourself with contentment, for this is an impregnable fortress

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying things which are beyond the power of our will

I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires, rather than attempting to satisfy them

You're happiest while you're making the greatest contribution

Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action

LIFE QUOTES

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult

Life is like a library owned by the author.

In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live