Clark
"People come here to dance erotically and they need a clean floor to do it on!"

Male
28 years old
Las Vegas, NEVADA
United States



Last Login:7/20/2008
Mood: jedi Mood Image
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   Contacting Clark

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/icklemepicklemeticklemeto  

    Clark's Interests
BooksSex, Drugs, and Coco-puffs by Chuck Klosterman, Still Life with Woodpecker and Just Another Roadside Attraction by Tom Robbins, Desolation Angels, On the Road, and Tristessa by Jack Kerouack (I like Big Sur and Dharma Bums but for my money Desolation Angels is by far the best.) Return of the Native by Thomas Hardy, My Life with Picasso it was written by his last mistress who's name eludes me for the moment), Hitchhiker's Guide, The Hotel Eden by Ron Carlson, Dancing Naked by Rob VanWagner, A Prayer for Owen Meaney by John Irving
Groups: Los Angeles Cast & Crew NetworkSpecial Effects and MakeupROCKSTAR HAIRDRESSERPerformance!Rock ClimbingUtah Shakes

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     Clark's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Bountiful Utah
Body type:5' 9" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Taoist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Makeup Artist

   Clark's Schools
Southern Utah University
Cedar City, UTAH
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre Arts Design/ Tech.
 

1999 to 2005

   Clark's Networking
Film - Makeup - Prosthetics


   Clark's Companies
Cirque Du Soliel
Las Vegas, Nevada US
Hair and Makeup Artist
Zumanity

Present
Pioneer Theatre Company
Salt Lake City, UT US
Hair and Makeup Artist

2004-2006 Seasons
Utah Festival Opera
Logan, UT US
Makeup Artist

2005 Season
Utah Shakespearean Festival
Cedar City, UT US
Makeup & FX Design
Production Services

2003
Microsoft
Salt Lake City, UT US
Voice Actor
Games

2002



Clark is wearing a tie.

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   Clark's Blurbs
About me:
Myspace Backgrounds The BBC would like to annouce that the next scene is not considered sutable for family viewing. It contains scenes of voilence, including people's heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear. Because of the unsuitabilty of the scene, BBC will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of 'Gardening Club' for 1958.
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to have coffee and a cigarette with Jean Genet and Hunter S. Thompson. Just for the strange conversation that would insue.

   Clark's Friend Space (Top 11)
Clark has 170 friends.
 spiritualcowboy 


 Sam. 


 JenniZ 


 joey arias 


 Bethany 


 M*P 


 Phoebe 


 Kara 


 Jimi ジミ バワス 


 DeVona A. Lang 


 Jamie- aka Hi-May! 





Clark's Friends Comments
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Jun 26 2008 2:41 AM

hey happy birthday!!! when are you coming out to one of the clubs?
Mich





Jun 26 2008 5:48 AM

Happy Birthday!!!
'M 'n' M' : Double the 'M'





Jun 26 2008 8:31 AM

Happy Birthday, My Friend!
spiritualcowboy





Jun 26 2008 9:00 AM

Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!
Mary





Jun 26 2008 9:12 AM

Happy happy bithday! How the crap are you?
Kasey





Jun 26 2008 9:55 AM

and again i say happy birthday!
Jody





Jun 26 2008 10:35 AM

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syb





Jun 26 2008 6:15 PM

happy birthday, myspace style too :)
AngiGrrrl





Jun 26 2008 1:19 AM

Oh happy happy! I miss you a ton. I will see you August 9-11 if at all possible. it's SM retreat.

Love you, love you, love you!

happy birthday gothic
Odyssey





Jun 23 2008 7:39 AM

Hey Man:
I saw the birthday list come up and all of a sudden I got thirsty.
Anyway-----later. Happy birthday if I don't get back "on the line" in time for the day.
*inFeNi* Welded Wear ®





Jun 21 2008 1:05 PM

Happy Early Birthday! Didn't want to miss it!!
jareblue [GXG]





Jun 17 2008 8:43 PM

hey what's the site for the uv paint ppl?? i r a stoner and i 4got.. =p fire something?? erm..
syb





Jun 11 2008 7:23 AM

i'm not that into condoms... clean and married and use other contraceptive means. but i am into supporting planned parenthood, real sex ed, and all that jazz.
:)
Kara





Jun 6 2008 7:51 PM

you called today but I am moving my office & I was carrying computers when you called
Kara





Jun 5 2008 7:12 PM

hey munchink head I fear we are never going to have another actual conversation....what do you think?
spiritualcowboy





Jun 4 2008 1:35 PM

I expect to get news about tito divine peridically through a blog or two ; ) call me when you get to the beach.I'll be performing at the Hollywood Bowl on June 14th.
Kara





May 23 2008 6:56 PM

How's million degree las vegas..... are you melting?
AngiGrrrl





May 18 2008 1:44 PM

Life is crazy busy but fun fun fun. Missing you babe.
Kara





May 4 2008 6:47 PM

Hey ...ditto....
been think a lot about you, it has been a while...
spiritualcowboy





Apr 27 2008 10:21 AM

No I meant NOW while she's with child INSIDE...and the baby could be born near my b'day as well fellow Cancer : )
DeVona A. Lang





Apr 26 2008 1:30 AM

tell you what...on the road trip..i'll get a tat if you get a tat.
DeVona A. Lang





Apr 18 2008 12:57 PM

where's my panties!?
DeVona A. Lang





Apr 16 2008 4:30 PM

THANK YOU FOR CREATING THIS FLYER!

APRIL  28th at the Freakin' Frog-Las Vegas
spiritualcowboy





Mar 7 2008 9:57 PM

Love your space...gonna have to come here for a little culture de temps en temps..est ce que tu encule les mouches toujours?
Jamie- aka Hi-May!





Mar 4 2008 8:07 PM

i believe you are holding her hair again..... what a tough livin' you have. such a hard Q.
Jimi ジミ バワス





Feb 24 2008 8:59 PM

Eric, have a great week.
Buried at Photocasket.com
From Jimi
Jamie- aka Hi-May!





Feb 6 2008 11:50 PM

on the count of 3, growl like an animal. why does the orgy seem so long right now????????????
*inFeNi* Welded Wear ®





Jan 9 2008 7:54 PM

Thanks hon. I still miss you guys!! Haven't seen you yet. : ( I hope all is well. Hey, I heard someone mentioning that they would like to learn to venelate. Interested in teaching?
Miss C





Jan 4 2008 10:35 PM

SPAM!!!!
Sorry.
Miss C





Jan 2 2008 6:24 AM

hey my friend saw your profile and thinks you look hot! she is new to myspace but wants to chat with you on msn messenger her name on there is emily20cello@hotmail.com
VIKING





Dec 26 2007 9:42 PM

hey clark! merry christmas and shit, a day late. hey, i'm gonna be in vegas for new years and was wondering what you're up to at that particular time. give me a call brother.
syb





Dec 11 2007 10:31 AM

the guy next to me at the yo la tengo concert last night totally reminded me of you... and i wish you were there to rock out with us. it was an amazing show.
how's vegas, now that everyone else is working there too? :)
happy holidaytimeofyear
jareblue [GXG]





Nov 25 2007 6:39 PM

buy my antifreeze!! suckerz!!
Jeremy





Nov 21 2007 7:02 PM

Dude He is my Nephew No worries! How are you?
I glow in the dark.





Nov 20 2007 8:53 PM

Happy (almost) Thanksgiving. Any plans for the holidays?
Merdiddy





Nov 17 2007 2:06 PM

Merdiddy