Coming soon, the long-awaited story of my life. From my humble beginnings as a writhing fetus, to international fame and recognition as one of those guys who twists those plastic things around bagged loaves of bread, Memoirs of a Tie-Twister will leave you spellbound. You may never look at your loaf in the same way. Ever again.
Just kidding. I am a writer and teacher from New York. Presently, I live in the Canary Islands Spain. My website is www.i-claudius.com where you can find more of my writing and my graphics.
Who I'd like to meet:
People of good cheer, Cheetah, female sword swallowers, anyone who's ever been called a "milquetoast."
