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IDEAL
Veterans/Legends / Female / Rated R
IDEAL Male
34 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 1/7/2010
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Websitegrahamduff.co.uk
TV ShowsSeries 1:

8x 30 minute episodes, broadcast Tuesdays at 10:30 on BBC 3 11 Jan-1 Mar 2005

Christmas Special:

1x 30 minute episode, broadcast 10:30 on BBC 3 Boxing Day 2005

Series 2:

8x 30 minute episodes, broadcast Tuesdays at 10:30 on BBC 3 14 Mar-2 May 2006

Series 2:

8x 30 minute episodes, broadcast Tuesdays at 10:30 on BBC3 30 Mar-8 May 2007

AlbumsSERIES 1
The soundtrack to IDEAL series 1 is available on CD (see "About Me" section for details).

SERIES 2
There are currently no plans to release the soundtrack for IDEAL series 2. However I will be posting a complete list of all the music used in IDEAL in the music section within the next week so that those interested can still track down the music if they wish.


    IDEAL's Interests
General

CHARACTER PROFILES: SPOILER WARNING!!!

Nikki (Nicola Reynolds):
Moz's partner. As the series goes on it becomes apparent she is cheating on him with multiple men, at Moz's birthday party, she sleeps with three men (including Moz) and thus falls pregnant. She does not know who the father is and one of the men she had sex with was the asian Kuldip meaning if it his baby it would be apparent. In the second series, Nikki moves in with Sangita, and rumours are that they are involved with one-another, which Moz chooses to deny completely, perhaps through jealousy, or because he misses Nikki so much.

Cartoon Head (James Foster, series 1 / David Sant, series 2):
A man who never speaks and always wears a mask resembling a cartoon mouse (hence his name). It is revealed as the first series goes on that he is in fact a hitman. The irony with Cartoon Head, is that he has had several phone conversations with Psycho Paul and Moz, yet he never utters a word on screen. It is also revealed in the second series that Cartoon Head's mask is fixed on his face, and impossible to remove, it is also known that Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul's boss (referred to as 'Stemroach') gave him his mask.

Craig / Steve (Seymour Mace):
A recurring annoyance in the first series blatantly bugging Moz to sell him weed (going against Moz's standard conventions of selling to friends). In the last episode of the series he shows up at Moz's flat with a carrier bag full of weed just as Moz's supplies are low. He and Moz strike up a friendship, however the acid-high Cartoon Head then shows up at the flat. Moz remarks about how Craig is his friend now and that they should 'take him out'. Cartoon Head taking the wrong meaning from this shoots Craig. Steve is Craig's twin brother who is a recurring character in series 2 and fuels Moz's paranoia and guilt over the murder of Craig.

Psycho Paul (Ryan Pope):
Originally a rival dealer to Moz, Psycho Paul now works along side Cartoon Head. He first appeared in the early part of the first series as a rival (and more successful, partly because Moz won't deal to anyone, and Paul dealt in more than just a couple of types of weed) dealer. Shortly after PC busted Psycho Paul and gave all his weed to Moz, Psycho Paul hunted Moz down, and threatened to kill him if he didn't give him back his weed. All throughout the show, Psycho Paul bullies Moz (or Morris, as he calls him), often slapping him and pressuring him into helping him out with his plots.

PC (Tom Goodman-Hill):
As the name implies, PC is a police constable for Greater Manchester Police, except not quite as one would expect. He is the man responsible for giving Moz all his weed (generally, he gives Moz what the police take from other dealers during raids) and it is thought that they are very good friends (despite PC being one of the people sleeping with Nikki at Moz's party). There are no direct references to PC's real name, perhaps to secure his identity, him being a police man etc, nobody could report him as no one knows his real name. PC is one of the few characters who appears in every episode, and is important to most plot development.

Troy (Tony Burgess):
Moz's brother is a strange character to say the least. In the second series he lives in Moz's airing cupboard, as he is in hiding from his wife. He is very touchy about the topic of his wife, and gets very upset when people talk to him about it. He once moved out of Moz's flat to live with his wife, only to return the next episode with bruises. He is a complete abstract of Moz; He is loud, not very conscientious, somewhat egotistical and most notably a lot smaller than his brother. He loves Late 80's/Early 90's Club music and runs his own pirate radio under the name DJ Troy. Moz does not have much tolerance for him, and is often very tetchy around him, he seems him more as a pest at times, yet at others seems to love him in a brotherly fashion. Troy is also a sub-standard DJ.

Kuldip (Ronny Jhutti):
A relatively successful DJ (much to Troy's annoyance) who was a frequent visitor to Moz's house in the first series however only appeared in the second to find out that he is the father of Nikki's baby.

Judith (Joanna Neary):
A very timid-acting neighbour of Moz. She acts and dresses in a very demure fashion yet she hides a dark secret of her being a necrophiliac. She is very fond of Moz, as is he to her, however he is disgusted at the idea of her sleeping with dead bodies. Judith experiments with drugs with Moz and generally acts more open when she is high (as seen in an episode when she is high with Moz on white widow), she has however made the accident of overdosing Moz with biscuits filled with magic mushrooms.

Jenny (Sinead Matthews):
A very estranged and seemingly dim-witted teenager. Although pregnant she often overlooks the dangers of taking drugs and visits Moz on a reasonably regular basis. She is also a friend of Nikki.

Brian (Graham Duff):
A very flamboyant homosexual who visits Moz regularly, often accompanied by a different boyfriend every week. He is known for the line 'Inn't he scrummy?'

Colin (Ben Crompton):
A petty criminal who always seems to be on probation. He isn't particularly clever though is somewhat crafty. Often he is a tedious annoyance to Moz.

Carmel (Hanne Steen):
A Spanish escort that was caught up in a kidnapping and lost her memory in the process. Colin has convinced her that she is his girlfriend.

Sangita (Sunetra Sarker)
A very close friend of Nikki. Sangita convinces Nikki during the Christmas episode to leave Moz and to move in with her. It is suggested that the two are having an intimate relationship with one another. Sangita also suffers from multiple sclerosis.

MusicHere is an almost complete list of the music used on IDEAL. If you have queries on specific tracks or omissions, please email us. IDEAL 2 Candidate – ‘Song Of The Oss’ The Fall – ‘Blindness’ (Peel Session version) Tricky – ‘Makes Me Wanna Die’ Topo Gigio – ‘Locked Out’ Juauntrip’ – ‘Shadows’ Loopdrop – ‘Triciclo (Otra Mezcla)’ Loopdrop – ‘Cambios Electrofisicos’ Celebricide – ‘Is Katie Alright?’ (Instrumental version) (Unreleased) Githead – ‘They Are’ Squarepusher – ‘I Wish You Could Talk’ Aurelie - ‘Mariposa’ Al Blackwood - ‘Pink Gimp’ (Unreleased) Cyclobe – ‘Strix Nebulosa’ DJ Shadow – ‘Walkie Talkie’ Simon James – ‘Ideal Acid Track ‘ Lowfinger – ‘Merger’ Eon - ‘Spice’ (Original Mix) The Heinz Kiessling Orchestra – ‘Samba Fiesta’ Broadcast – ‘Lights Out’ ISAN – ‘Remegio’ Bruce Gilbert – ‘Angelfood’ Radian – ‘Transister’ Wir – ‘So And Slow it Grows’ Ugly Duckling – ‘Potty Mouth’ Ugly Duckling – ‘La Revolucion’ LCD Soundsystem – ‘Yeah (Crass Version)’ Pendulum – ‘Fasten your Safety Belt’ Throbbing Gristle – ‘Heathern Earth – Pt.5’ Gilbert, Hampson & Kendal – ‘Clickway’ IDEAL 3 Candidate – ‘Song Of The Oss’ Aurelie - ‘Mariposa’ Juauntrip’ – ‘Shadows’ Juauntrip’ – ‘Shadows’ (Don Air Mix) Mekon & Roxanne Shanté – ‘Yes, Yes Y’all’ Celebricide – ‘Is Katie Alright?’ (Instrumental version) (Unreleased) Celebricide – ‘Her First Flight’ (Unreleased) Jolly Music – ‘Piano’ Lowfinger – ‘Merger’ Hefner – ‘Pull Yourself Together’ Sleater-Kinney – ‘Modern Girl’ The Warlocks – ‘The Dope Feels Good’ Cyclobe – ‘Inevitable Black Horn’ Bruce Gilbert – ‘Angelfood’ XTC – ‘Stupidly Happy’ Slab – ‘Fade Into You’ Coil – ‘Wrim Wram Wrom’ Coil – ‘The Halliwell Hammers (3)’ Colin Newman – ‘But I…’ Al Blackwood - ‘Rocky Road’ (Unreleased) Domestic4 – ‘Bright Light White Room’ The Fall – ‘Pacifying Joint’ Lobe – ‘Artificial Sweetner’ Push Button Objects – ‘The ATP Track’ John Cooper Clarke – ‘I Wanna Be Yours’ Bruce Gilbert – ‘Angelfood’ Pizzicato 5 – ‘20th Century Girl’ Gilbert, Hampson & Kendal – ‘Clickway’ Yppah – ‘Again With The Subtitles’ ISAN – ‘Remegio’ Chem 7 – ‘Deep Blue’ Revolutionary Corps of Teenage Jesus – ‘Who Cares Who Dies’ Wir – ‘The First Letter’ IDEAL 4 Candidate – ‘Song Of The Oss’ Goldfrapp – ‘Number One’ Bowery Electric – ‘Over And Over’ Coil – ‘Remote Viewing 5’ Distance – ‘My Demons’ Skream – ‘Tortured Soul’ Aurelie - ‘Mariposa’ Juauntrip’ – ‘Shadows’ Juauntrip’ – ‘Shadows’ (Don Air Mix) Misty Dixon – ‘The Beautiful Ones’ Celebricide – ‘Is Katie Alright?’ (Instrumental version) (Unreleased) ISAN – ‘Remegio’ Sol Seppy – ‘Enter One’ Ana Da Silva – ‘Hospital Window’ Eyeless In Gaza – ‘Mixed Choir’ The Fall – ‘Behind The Counter’ Olly Sagar – ‘Don’t Be Late’ (Unreleased) Primal Scream – ‘Rocks’ Slipstream - ‘Psycho Paul’ The Gasman – ‘Gash 2’ Gilbert, Hampson & Kendal – ‘Clickway’ Misha Begley – ‘The Red Bag 2’ (Unreleased) Misha Begley – ‘Sound 24’ (Unreleased) Misha Begley – ‘Flute Loop’ (Unreleased) Lobe – ‘Affective’ The Soft Boys – ‘There’s Nobody Like You’ Pulp – ‘Babies’ Von Südenfed – ‘The Rhinohead’ Von Südenfed – ‘Serious Brainskin’ Spearmint – ‘Happy Birthday Girl’ The Whip – ‘Trash’ The Mutts – ‘Hard-on For Jesus’ Transglobal Undergound – ‘The Khaleegi Stomp’ Gravy Paste – ‘Cream On Top’ Chemical Brothers – ‘Chemical Beats’ Seelenluft – ‘Ghostmoving’ David Bowie – ‘Moss Garden’ Mercy Liao – ‘Boom’ (Unreleased) Mercy Liao – ‘Meditation’ (Unreleased) Inspiral Carpets – ‘Saturn 5’ Bruce Gilbert – ‘Angelfood’
TelevisionThere are currently a total of 33 episodes of IDEAL. The show has clocked up four series and a christmas special and is one of BBC3's highest rated shows.

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Zodiac Sign:Taurus


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About me:
This is the only 100% authentic myspace site for Ideal information, run by IDEAL writer and creator Graham Duff. For further information check out http://www.grahamduff.co.uk/ http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/ideal/index.shtml
Who I'd like to meet:
Cast

Johnny Vegas - Moz

Nicola Reynolds - Nicki

Tom Goodman-Hill - PC

Sunetra Sarker - Sungita

Ronny Jhutti - Kuldip

Sinead Matthews - Jenny

James Foster - Cartoon Head

Natalie Gunmede - China

Rebecca Atkinson - Asia

Jason Manford - Jack

Ben Crompton - Colin

Sunetra Sarker - Sungita

Seymour Mace - Craig

Graham Duff - Brian

Joanna Neary - Judith

Haruka Kuroda - Yasuko


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IDEAL has 728 friends.
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Licul

Licul



Dec 31 2009 10:13 AM

Happy New Year



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Dec 10 2009 1:58 PM

HAPPY TO BE YOUR FREIND ..(^O^)/......*******
 

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Annie Stevenson,



Nov 23 2009 5:59 PM



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Nov 7 2009 10:34 PM

cartoon head, no need for having a piss in moz's bath water =(
DB

DB



Oct 26 2009 8:53 AM

Hello and thank you for your friendship!

All the best,
Doz x
DEZ

DEZ



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The Sunday Roast, Dj bongo 3hr set!!!

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Oct 1 2009 10:58 PM

Hey! How are you? Just a quick note to say that my new song - 'Found My Way' - is now up on my page, so when you have a moment it would be great if you could have a listen and leave me your thoughts. Many thanks and I look forward to hearing from you. Gwil :-)
Licul

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Sep 27 2009 8:22 PM

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Aug 23 2009 11:07 PM

Thank you for your friendship!
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Jul 26 2009 6:58 PM

Hey
Just a quick message to let you know about the latest Pow Bwa Recordz
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Jul 8 2009 1:41 PM

WATCH AND ENJOY
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Rickey Lee



Jun 24 2009 12:57 AM

MY HEART IS BROKEN!! HOW COULD THEY END IDEAL LIKE THAT!! That sucks so bad SHAME on you BBC & Gray ham... DAMN,DAMN,DAMN!!! ~Ill miss the Flat
Bear

Bear



Jun 22 2009 11:48 AM

Hi Andy,

I've just spotted your question about the music used in Ideal - if you haven't already found it:

Nikki’s dance. Client – “Happy”

You can find full soundtrack info at the Ideal Forum at

http://www.idealforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=452.0

All the best

Bear
Mr Phil - "It's a phillips screwdriver!&q

Mr Phil - "It's a phillips screwdriver!&q



Jun 18 2009 11:47 AM

"Don't ignore me!" haha - loved that line, and the puff daddy bit with jenny
Mr Phil - "It's a phillips screwdriver!&q

Mr Phil - "It's a phillips screwdriver!&q



Jun 17 2009 1:38 AM

There is no way graham can draw a curtain yet, there's still stuff we need explaining!! Bravo for the series Graham but I can't deny i'm a tad frustrated with the ending! But it does leave many doors open as to where ideal will go from here :-)
THE CENTRIFUGE

THE CENTRIFUGE



Jun 16 2009 10:45 AM

In the month of Gemini we have twin attractions to share with y'all

Sat 20th June @ Ginglik, Shepherds Bush Green, London.

The Centrifuge presents FUNCKARMA Live + CANE DJ Set, Space Dimension Controller, Idiron Soundtrack, Myoptik, missaw and Kone-R.


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Sat 27th June @ Ginglik, Shepherds Bush Green, London.

The Centrifuge presents Open Source Acid with CHEVRON, Oxynucid, Odan, Quip, Myoptik, missaw and Captain Chaos.


See you down the front!

The Centrifuge x
"Grand Theft" Otto

"Grand Theft" Otto



Jun 16 2009 5:50 AM

I'm feeling a lot of different emotions right now and I'm loving it.
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