nathan
nathan smarter than your average idiot

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93 years old
your mom, Iowa
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    nathan's Interests
Generalpolitics... music... religion... literature... comedy...
Musicu2, the police, peter gabriel, miles davis, sublime, alanis morisette... ani di franco, green day... um... there are others... the cure... robbie williams, charlie parker, seal, fishbone... beastie boys... vinx, blink 182, paul simon... (music is god)
Movies
Televisionletterman, rescue me, arrested development, futurama, the wire... there are others, but is anyone actually reading this? (no)
Bookslots. and lots. and lots. erik larson writes some damn fine words. check him out.
Heroesisn't jesus everyone's hero? no, really, isn't he? you can tell me...

     nathan's Details
Status:Engaged
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:madison, wisconsin
Body type:4' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:idiot



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About me:
Who I'd like to meet:
the person who made THIS. YOU MUST WATCH.


i have the opinion of a god, the IQ of a turnip and the typing skills of a monkey.

i do stand-up comedy in an effort to get people chuckling at the world around them.

i write stupid blurbs about myself in the 3rd person.

i have a girlfriend. she is both smarter and better looking than i am and makes me do this:



(how/why i am tolerated, i have no idea)

i have a website, making me "cool:"

nathantimmel.com (<------clicky)

i have a youtube playlist (<------clicky)

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nathan has 395 friends.
 Lydia 


 fickle. 


 Schmidty 


 Rebecca 


 The Nefarious Emperor Dark 


 Henry 


 How much more art can we take? 


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 Mr. Jones 


 jessika 


 Sassy Stephie 


 The Champion of the Dream Club 


 JohnNotJohn 


 Joo 


 Baxter 


 Lex 


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 ~Kayleigh~ 


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 Bug, CPA 


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 Lauren 


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TUSAAF Stars & Stripes

TUSAAF Stars Stripes



Sep 30 2009 9:16 PM

Thank you for being a friend of Team USA American Football Stars & Stripes




Have a great Hump Day..
ElRE ROZE

ElRE ROZE



Sep 30 2009 4:42 AM

Hi, Nathan!!!!!
Golden Schlager

David Wisniewski



Sep 15 2009 8:32 PM

Where was I?  Oh, right - bloody tired of waiting for you to come perform in California.  So I've decided you're coming tomorrow.  Don't worry - the crowds should be good on a Wednesday.
★Stala★

★Stala★



Sep 7 2009 12:14 PM

SOOOOOOOO...................i know i told you over a year ago that you needed to come to alaska......and lo and behold you still have yet to do so.......soooooooooooo im telling you again.....YOU NEED TO COME TO ALASKA
Mar

Mar



Aug 25 2009 2:50 AM

it's probably a good thing. i have a feeling it would be like armageddon, worlds colliding and just  mayhem in general.
we're saving humanity this way, maybe...
J

J



Aug 24 2009 7:35 AM

No prob! It was a good weekend! Come back to sac (: <3
Mar

Mar



Aug 15 2009 12:39 AM

i saw this and it reminded me of you. i know how you're all about the romance, so...

One of The Good Guys(Kiko)

Kiko Gomez



Aug 8 2009 4:28 AM

hey nathan, i wanted to wish you and lyds a great wedding and a great honeymoon. - farva(aka kiko)
Mar

Mar



Aug 6 2009 10:57 PM

dude. i kept waiting for you to e-mail me back, i was on my own that night...gotta check your messages, yo!
how was it? did you KILL??
The Nefarious Emperor Dark

Mike Henneberry



Aug 3 2009 7:34 AM


Bocephus

Bocephus



Jul 26 2009 4:08 AM

What's crackalackin', crackah?
The Nefarious Emperor Dark

Mike Henneberry



Jul 23 2009 2:37 AM

I know.
The Nefarious Emperor Dark

Mike Henneberry



Jul 22 2009 9:03 PM

So it doesn't look like I'll be able to make the Sacramento show. Sorry.
The Nefarious Emperor Dark

Mike Henneberry



Jul 17 2009 5:51 PM

So my girlfriend is moving to Denver for grad school, and depending on when in August it happens I might not be able to make your Sacramento show. I'll have more details later.

Here's a picture of a cat to cheer you up.

annie

Annie Darek



Jul 13 2009 5:20 AM

Artist Nikki

Nikki Nichols



Jul 12 2009 5:03 PM

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I think u'll enjoy this one. It's pretty cool but also a little creepy too LOL. You'll need to follow these directions EXACTLY to get the proper results. Put the followwing into the address-bar of your web-browser. Type ur favorite number between 1 and 999 & then type a dot & then type your favorite color & then type a dot & then type one word that best describes your mood & then type a dot & then type the word retwistic & then type a dot & then type com & then click enter. Let me know how it turns out for you.


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LOUISE || WEEZY

LOUISE || WEEZY



Jun 27 2009 7:35 PM

operating on my 3rd day of not sleeping. . .

it was the "actual size" joke you put my by pictures!
LOUISE || WEEZY

LOUISE || WEEZY



Jun 27 2009 12:26 PM

You're used that joke already, Mr. Mencia.
Mister J

Josh Macias



Jun 27 2009 11:33 AM

The Nefarious Emperor Dark

Mike Henneberry



Jun 23 2009 8:45 PM

There is a three dimensional ceiling cat foldout here. I expect to see one of ceiling timmel soon.
How much more art can we take?

How much more art can we take?



Jun 17 2009 10:16 PM

I've no consideration,
zero mutual respect
For billions who suffer from
rational thought neglect
I don't wanna waste a sentence,
I don't want a convert-sation
That's gonna end in disdain,
disbelief and aggravation

And I find it's getting harder to hang out
With grown adults who actually believe
In Santa Claus and Noah's Ark
and that their god is the best
My distaste has turned into detest

Who would read a 2000
year old medical journal?
Techniques for bloodletting,
advice on Trichinosis.
Would you navigate the globe
with a map of a flat earth?
Without DNA testing,
would you believe virgin birth?

And I find it's getting painful to put up
With grown adults who actually believe
In Unicorns and Creation,
and God always takes their side
That's when my innocent jabbing turns snide

Thank God for the Grammy,
thank God for the touchdown
Thank God for blowing up
the enemy's sacred ground

So how am I supposed to take
anything you say seriously?
When you've swapped free will for faith,
hope and pre-destiny

And it's getting agonizing to hang out
With grown adults who actually believe
Mythology and history
trump physics and science
My aversion has turned to abhorrence
The Nefarious Emperor Dark

Mike Henneberry



Jun 15 2009 5:24 AM

The 21st still works.  Is Greg going?
Bug, CPA

Bug, CPA



Jun 12 2009 8:31 PM

I was going to post a joke about boycotting the Letterman show, but type in "boycott Letterman" into Google and you will find that I am way too late. I found a post from 2006 on a site called "boycottliberalism.com" LOL I love it.
The Nefarious Emperor Dark

Mike Henneberry



Jun 9 2009 6:09 PM

Looks like I'll be able to make it to your show on August 21st.
~Kayleigh~

Kayleigh Forgacs



Jun 9 2009 2:45 AM

well ain't life a bitch.

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