laurie notaro
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June 24, 2008 New Book Out!!!!!!
Female
88 years old
EUGENE, OREGON
United States
Last Login: 6/13/2009
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| General | I work a lot--but I love to read, I love real Phoenix AZ mexican food, painting, metalsmithing, gardening, movies, the Idiot Girl's Yahoo Board @ www.groups.yahoo.com/group/idiotgirls/
| | Music | Uncle Tupelo, Wilco, Jolie Holland, Nina Nastasia, Dan Bryk, Janis Joplin, Dead Hot Workshop, Allman Bros, Rolling Stones, KATHLEEN EDWARDS, TIFT MERRITT, BLACK KEYES, Lisa Germano, Howe gelb, Giand Sand, Califone, old Black Crowes, Nirvana, Screaming Trees, Neko Case, Caitlin Cary, Jesse Sykes, Cat Power, Steve Earle, Ella Fitzgerald, Benny Goodman, Billie Holiday, Bessie Smith, Louis Armstrong, Leadbelly, Jacqueline du Pre, Artie Shaw, Scout Niblett, Gillian Welch, Julie Miller, Bill Janovitz | | Movies | Death to Smoochy, Envy, Kurt & Courtney, American Hollow, Grey Gardens, The Shining, The Last Shot, The Man Who Bought Mustique, Afterlife, My Favorite Wife, The Awful Truth and anything with Irene Dunne and Cary Grant in it | | Television | Arrested Development, Monk, Most Haunted, Ghost Hunters, History Detectives, I'll watch any documentary about Big Foot or mummies, Bill Maher, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Nova, American Experience, Frontline, Top Chef, Project Runway, Secrets of the Dead, The Office, 30 Rock | | Books | "I Not Dead" by Bigfoot, and any of his other titles.
BEST BOOK EVER. | | Heroes | my Pop Pop, my Nana, people who will speak out to protect their civil rights and independent and free thinkers everywhere. I admire anyone who isn't a sheep. And I love my little dog, Maeby. |
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| Status: | Married | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | pain in the ass |
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About me:
To celebrate the paperback release of The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death, Random house and I are having a contest! All Idiot Girls are invited to submit their best Idiot Girl Story and the Grand Prize Winner will get a character named after them in my new book, Spooky Little Girl and their essay will be posted on my web site for a year! Go to www.idiotgirls.com for more details and where to send it! Also see my profile on FACEBOOK @ http://profile.to/laurienotaro/
Thanks and Good Luck,
laurie
The new book, The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death: Reflections on Revenge, Germaphobia and Laser Hair Removal willl be out in paperback in April....
Pre-order on Amazon
and there's still......
There's A Slight Chance I Might Be Going to Hell: A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens and Big Trouble
I'm an author of seven books: The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club, Autobiography of a Fat Bride; I Love Everybody (And Other Atrocious Lies); We Thought You Would Be Prettier; An Idiot Girl's Christmas and There's A (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell.
I live in Oregon with my dog and husband, and I am the worst typist alive today.
and honestly, if you bought me as a pet and want me to know how much you paid for me, I am not all that excited about the virtual resurrection of the slave trade, so please refrain from sending me messages of that ilk. Apparently, many people think I would make a good pet. I would not, especially if they forget to feed me. I am not opposed to making a meal out of their arms if forced to. It may not be popcorn chicken, but I have an ass to support. I will also find their virtual credit cards and use them, I will pee when and where I deem appropriate and I will bite their kids if they stick their hands in my face. Simply put, as a pet, I am a savage.
Thank you kindly,
laurie
idiot girls' website is
www.idiotgirls.com
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