Dave Horwitz
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Male
24 years old
Los Angeles , CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 5/12/2008
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    Dave Horwitz's Interests
Generalstill+moving pictures - comedy - sounds - writing - walking - direct sunlight - meaningful conversations - meaningless banter - mauna lai juice - NOT getting hit by a truck - knocking off socks
MusicTELEVISION - heiroglyphics - minus the bear - prefuse 73 - TALKING HEADS - rjd2 - DISMEMBERMENT PLAN - !!! - led zeppelin - don caballero - cat power - trans am - beck - bob dylan - the english beat - pavement - dj shadow - JONATHAN RICHMAN +- THE MODERN LOVERS - tortoise - plus minus - the white stripes - at the drive-in - Q AND NOT U - wire - les savy fav - john vanderslice - french kicks - aesop rock - nada surf - joe jackson - sonic youth - beatles - these arms are snakes - ALOHA - hot chip - braid - YO LA TENGO - xtc - interpol - fugazi - botch - THE CLASH - trail of dead - plus minus - el guapo - modest mouse - ghostface - cave in - bjork - ted leo/rx - cex - soul coughing - via audio - cursive - nick drake - battles - SPOON - neil young - of montreal - oxes - madvillian - black eyes - pinback - iggy pop - miles davis - self - broken social scene - ELVIS COSTELLO - caribou - BUILT TO SPILL- apollo sunshine - curtis mayfield - andrew bird - archers of loaf - HUM - calexico - lcd soundsystem - architecture in helsinki - animal collective - devo - black keys - the mobius band - dr. dog - the thermals - the shins - islands/unicorns - dethklok - mae shi
MoviesW. Allen, W. Anderson, W. Wenders, W. Stillman, S. Jonze, S. Raimi, J+E Coen, J. Jarmusch, M. Forman, QT
Televisiontransparent
Booksa confederacy of dunces, naked, live from new york, choke, slaughterhouse five, gates of eden, truth in comedy
HeroesHeroes
Groups: a s p e c i a l t h i n g . c o mJibba-Jobs!The Pratt RattsDETHKLOKwho wants to kik val myers assMetalocalypseHyena AlumniBoat Babes!!!!

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     Dave Horwitz's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sharon, MA
Body type:0' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate

   Dave Horwitz's Schools
Emerson College
Boston,Massachusetts
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Major: Film
Minor: threat
Clubs: lots of things i'm trying to get paid for now (i did these things for free at school)
 

2002 to 2005



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About me:
i make things sometimes. photography - writing - videos ..>Phil's Amazing Hand on FunnyOrDie.com..>
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who knows where I can get 100 unreleased ringers.

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backpack!





May 9 2008 8:27 AM

i'm doing this new thing where i have a cell phone but i dont save any numbers in it, so i can only contact the people whose numbers i memorize. so tell me your number so i can practice it in my head.
elizazeph





May 5 2008 11:58 AM

THNNNNKKSS!
backpack!





Apr 30 2008 10:15 AM

SEE YOU NEVER
christinasaurus





Apr 30 2008 10:01 AM

this is the third comment you're getting about seeing you soon, but its true! I'll be in NYC by then.
RED


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Apr 28 2008 4:28 PM

love the hand video. see you on wednesday.
Talya





Apr 28 2008 2:10 PM

Be seeing you soon
Steve





Apr 28 2008 12:12 AM

well, here's the finished product, hopefully I can get a crew and better equipment next time. Hope to make you laugh.



RED


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Apr 25 2008 10:45 AM

tonight my friend is celebrating his bday at ghetto hollywood park, but $1 drinks, $1 hot dogs!!
Lauroborous





Apr 23 2008 7:43 PM

you struck me as normal. i like that.
RED


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Apr 23 2008 3:01 PM

hilarious!! just return it to american apparel. i'm down to go this week with you if you want.
and my friend told me, i get a super discount!
Woman on Top


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Apr 23 2008 2:11 PM

Hey yo mister man-

I think that if you're really trashed on cheap win coolers (what wine coolers aren't cheap, really?) and/or bored out of your freakin' skull, you should check out my blog, "Bonnie's Box." Like most things when intoxicated, it will probably be amusing.

www. bonniesbox. com
RED


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Apr 23 2008 1:44 PM

but you told me to take you there!!
and you're not giving me enough credit!!
if i had more $$ i would have shopped more for you at the goodwill!!
Steve





Apr 22 2008 10:39 AM

the footage is not great, but here's a clip of cheetos eating my face. I have better cheeto moments but it's all packed away maybe later.

Amanda





Apr 15 2008 7:32 PM

you sir, are a charmer.
MyFakeLeg





Apr 6 2008 8:25 AM

Thanks for the add Dave! We can always use more friends here at MFL (especially of the Jewish persuasion like some of us). If you ever want to write something or submit a funny picture, etc. let us know!

www. myfakeleg. com
Tyler





Apr 3 2008 10:04 AM

mr. nichol married ms. penny.
remember that one?
sarahhh





Apr 2 2008 9:16 AM

hey guess what? it's Peanut Butter and Poop night at the Giggle Graveyard in Boston (where jokes go to die!) and you're the opening act! so get your ass on a plane! ps you're opening for Phyllis Diller.
shlee





Mar 26 2008 10:52 PM

great job tonight!
Mookie





Mar 13 2008 4:55 PM

You saw that?
saniiii





Mar 11 2008 9:53 PM

"keep going"
shlee





Mar 7 2008 5:01 PM

hey you! haven't seen ya in a while. how's everything. lets hang out soon.
Talya





Mar 6 2008 2:05 PM

..

Thought you might like this. Propaganda dance may be a lucrative career move.
Harris Wittels





Feb 21 2008 9:14 AM

"This??" You mean my acting reel?
matt james' online persona





Feb 11 2008 2:01 PM

Dave, you deserve so much more than a comment...
matt james' online persona





Feb 11 2008 2:01 PM

You deserve two comments!
matt james' online persona





Feb 11 2008 2:00 PM

Maybe even three!
matt james' online persona





Feb 11 2008 2:00 PM

No, actually I think two was more accurate. I'm retracting my third comment and this doesn't count as my fourth.
backpack!





Feb 11 2008 12:40 PM

i wanna talk to you.
frowny face





Feb 1 2008 3:31 PM

hope to see u there! :(

ALL AGES!!!
saturday, february 2nd, 10:30 pm, $7
westside eclectic theatre

(entrance in alley behind food court)
1323 3rd street promenade
santa monica, ca 90401



love,

max & alan
elizazeph





Jan 24 2008 5:11 PM

The meat went bad. Thanks a lot. See if I run into you randomly at a grocery store again. You said you were in la raza!(run out of room crying)
SecretAsian





Jan 23 2008 7:11 PM

good things dave... good things
sarahhh





Jan 16 2008 3:05 PM

i wish you was there too, for all the fisheye fun. soon, maybe, i hope, yes? i would want to watch baseball too but unfortunately it's snow time out here. but we can always drink and say stupid things. always and forever.
hearts,
girl
Jurassic Park (Official Real Park Page)





Jan 6 2008 5:02 PM

Lucius (The Awesome)





Jan 4 2008 3:54 PM

I can't get Baby New Year to shut the fuck up. I swear I'm gonna smother this thing. Come on by if you are up for baby killin'!
GODZIRRA!!!





Dec 27 2007 8:31 PM

that's weird cause they are both here in SF visiting me.
sarahhh





Dec 27 2007 3:22 PM

first of all, for the last time dave, i am jewish. but yes merry xmas i love xmas i made a xmas mix oooh santa! second of all, you're in LA, why dont you just tell them to take a hoover to your little "problem" while you're getting your labia done? also, i dont have any money so don't bother trying to squeeze me for it. it could have been anyone.



(i did it)
Kdiggitydog





Dec 27 2007 2:10 PM

What up DH! Happy Holidays to you.
~ Jeremy Katzen
JsinGraves





Dec 14 2007 8:44 PM

They do still have barbershops I think