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		The hardest part is yet to come... Female 24 years old VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA United States Last Login: 7/5/2009
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General	Camping, Fishing, Ps2, internet, friends, fun.
Music	The postal service, Death cab for cutie, Psyclon Nine, TuPac, Fleetwood Mac, OneRepublic, Oasis, Alanis Morisette, Notorious BIG, A little goth/industrial, Almost anything 90s...Stuff I can sing to, but it cant be totally lame like Jessica Simpson,...Sorry Stacie. :) I also frequent local metal shows.
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Groups:	Amber Sucks Club, VIRGINIA BEACH LESBIANS, MAX IS COOOOL!!!!!, Grrrl Love, SEVAgoth, Lesbians, Lesbians, and more Lesbians, Cannabis Corpse, What's Left Of Nick & Jessica View All ◊This profile forgot to explode◊'s Groups

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Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Friends
Orientation:	Bi
Hometown:	Virginia Beach
Body type:	5' 6" / Average
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Atheist
Zodiac Sign:	Aquarius
Children:	Proud parent
Occupation:	dog groomer

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Bayside High
Virginia Beach,Virginia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other

1999 to 2003

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Golden Corral
Virginia Beach, VA US
Server/Waitress

April 10th 2005 to current

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About me:

The writing on the walls not getting through...

Well, now heres a little about me. I decided to update and let you all know who I am and where I come from. Im an aquarius, born in 1985. I was raised by my grandparents, known to me as "Nannie" and "Pete". I used to feel that the reason my mom gave me up was because she was only 18 when she had me and didnt have the time or money. She tells me now that she didnt even have a chance with me, that Nannie took me. Who knows what the truth is, but what does it matter? It makes me who I am and was probably for the best? Anyways, Ive never met my dad. Thats another reason I think Nannie may have taken me. Apparently his name was Rob Collins and he was part Italian. Mom told him she was pregnant, he told her he was already married, and they basically never spoke again. When I was 4 I went to England for the first time. It was also the time Nannie took me. I remember finding out with my cousin Lauren that "Santa Claus" is "Saint Nicholas" in England. I also remember going to a McDonalds and getting McDonalds character Christmas tree ornaments. I cant remember exactly, but I think this was the time the stewardess' let me and Lauren wear their aprons and pass out the candy to people for when their ears pop. I went to England at least once a year, until I turned 17
I remember my first day of school. I had a ninja turtles backpack and Nannie and my husky Dumplin took me to the bus stop. Mine was the first bus stop, and at the next stop I met my best friend Cindie, who I still love and occasionaly get to see to this day. As for more about my childhood I loved mixing dirt and berries, playing with ponies and barbies, playing house, even toy cars and ninja turtles. Care Bears were the shit, as was Rainbow Brite. My favorite movies were "the Last Unicorn" "Pegasus" "Conan the Barbarian", and others I cant think of now. I was a girl scout for 7 years. Anyways, on to where things get a little fucked up. You see, Pete used to work all day and I would spend my time at home with Nannie. She raised me up until 2nd grade and I loved her more than anything. Thats when she died, 2nd grade. From then on out it was just me and Pete. If I didnt have school and he had to work Id have to ride around with him when he measured peoples houses for carpet. It was pretty fun, I got lots of Slurpees and McDonalds. But obviously Nannies death ruined us both. Me and Pete, depressed. I didnt understand it at the time but Im sure thats what it was. After she died I gained a lot of weight and my grades started to drop.
In middle school I became an avid Hanson fan. A teenybopper. I had everything you could imagine Hanson. Blankets, pillows, clocks, mugs, 14 T shirts and over 3,000 posters. I would listen to the same Hanson song every night, "I will come to you". I would have given up my life to meet those boys once. Its amazing what goes on in the mind of a depressed adolescent.
In high school I skipped a lot and smoked a lot of pot. I was always very smart, but I just couldnt handle getting up in the mornings and hated going to school. I was pretty anti social. I dropped out in 11th grade due to failing for abscence, and got my GED.
Which basically cutting things short with plenty of drugs, heartbreaking and heartbreak in between, to now. Now I have a son named Dylan who I love very much. I sometimes find myself not feeling like me anymore but I wouldnt give Dylan back for the world. You can call me messy, spoiled, and sometimes even a brat. But I am who I am. I take pride in being honest and I do whatever I can to try to help people even if its not within my means. I am too nice at times, yes. I think that about wraps it up. Anything else you want to know feel free to ask.

◊Alyssa Francine Parker◊

◊I was named after the princess of the universe in the movie "KRULL"◊

◊I have a son named Dylan◊

◊Camping and fishing kick ass◊

◊Stacie Cindie & Caitlin are my best homies◊

◊I like all types of music, especially 90s◊

◊Do not talk to me about television or movies, I have no idea what you're talking about◊

◊Coors light is my beer of choice◊

◊I like to sing◊

◊If I like you enough, I may put my finger in your nose◊

◊If I say burrito, you say grande! I cannot stress this enough◊

◊I waitressed at Golden Corral before I had my son◊

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Hanging on with all of my life...

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