You know what's awesome about being unreliable?
People don't ask much from you very often.
I'm a pretty simple person.
Easy to read.
Attracted to small talk.
Perpetually tired, hungry, and smiling.
I'm easy to get along with,
but not exactly trustworthy.
oh and i'm creepy as fuck.
Who I'd like to meet:
Well i'd like to spread your perfume around the old apartment.
yeah but I really wanted to see dear and the headlights. and I can hear them vaguely RIGHT NOW, but I can also hear a really shitty hXXXXXXcXcXc band and it's ruining it for me.