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Badger

		A Badger's for life, not just for Pentecost Male 102 years old Badger Land United Kingdom Last Login: 5/26/2008

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/ifancybadgers

Badger's Interests

General	Arranging leaves Eating worms Badgering
Music	Another Badger Bites the Dust Badger on the Dancefloor Saturday Night Badger Yoshimi Battles the Pink Badgers Pt.1 You're a Woman, I'm a Badger
Movies	Badger (2002) Badgegeddon Couching Tiger, Hidden Badger Sex Lives of the Badger Men Life is Badgerful Badger Impossible:III Saturday Night Badger Badger! Badger! Badger! Vanilla Badger
Television	Vets in Practise Animal Hospital Badger Island Badger Brother The Badger & Earth Show Newsnight Songs of Praise Dispatch Box (when presented by Garth Crooks)
Books	Don't be stupid, Badgers can't read
Heroes	Leslie Grantham Farmer Giles Betty Boo
Groups:	Newsnight View All Badger's Groups

Badger's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Friends
Orientation:	Not Sure
Body type:	0' 8" / More to love!
Ethnicity:	Pacific Islander
Religion:	Mormon
Zodiac Sign:	Pisces
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Someday
Education:	Some college
Occupation:	Badger stuff, innit
Income:	$100,000 to $150,000

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About me:

On me Hols!

- still with a computer though! I'm a badger. Soz about me pic,
was having a bad hair day!!!!! wot a mess!!!!lol!!110011

Badger News Report

	Badger apologises for the delay in updates. It's not a furry animal's fault MySpace is rubbish at the present moment. Rant over. In other news, watch out for a guest appearence of me behind John Craven in this week's Countryfile (about halfway through above his right shoulder!) Ta rah.
	I've heard rumours recently on the internet that this well-known televisual personality is in fact a Badger. Please do not listen to this rubbish! He is in fact a Magellanic Penguin, the two should not be confused. Hope that's clear.

Check out: Picture gallery now updated!!

*NEW* Favourite Website of the Week:
Badgers on the Web
- check it, don't wreak it

P.S - Before you ask, I f**king hate Mash Potato


Name:	Badger
Birthday:	12/31/1906
Birthplace:	Badger Land
Current Location:	Badger Land
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	Black/White
Height:	20cm
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right Pawwed
Your Heritage:	Pacific Islander
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Dark Brown with laces
Your Weakness:	Bovine Tuberculosis
Your Fears:	DEFRA
Your Perfect Pizza:	Grub, Bird or other small animal flavoured
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Not get lamped
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	Subsistence agriculture
Thoughts First Waking Up:	"I'm a Badger"
Your Best Physical Feature:	Ears
Your Bedtime:	Whenever the sun setts (hoho)
Your Most Missed Memory:	Boris
Pepsi or Coke:	ALDI 5p a litre variety
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Wimpy
Single or Group Dates:	Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Ice Tea. Badger thinks you're getting sponsered by Liptons
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:	No
Do you Swear:	Yes
Do you Sing:	Yes
Do you Shower Daily:	Weekly in the local river
Have you Been in Love:	No
Do you want to go to College:	No
Do you want to get Married:	Yes
Do you belive in yourself:	Definition: Belive (adj) Forthwith; speedily; quickly.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Frequently
Do you think you are Attractive:	For a Badger
Are you a Health Freak:	Most definitely. I use Benecol instead of Marg because Carol Voderman told me to
Do you get along with your Parents:	No. They got shot anyway
Do you like Thunderstorms:	No, scare me silly. If I had any garments to wear they would be rended
Do you play an Instrument:	Trombone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Yes, three Bacardi breezers and a lager shandy
In the past month have you Smoked:	No
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	Badger tranquilizers
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	No, although I tried to hump a passer-by's leg. They weren't impressed.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yes, although was disappointed that C&A was closed down
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	God lord no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Yes, Boris made me some using raw trout
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	Yes. I'm yet to own a pair of trunks
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Yes. Pair of Safety-scissors off Farmer Giles
Ever been Drunk:	Yes. My eyebrows got shaved in the process
Ever been called a Tease:	No
Ever been Beaten up:	Almost got run over by a car, does that count?
Ever Shoplifted:	Not yet
How do you want to Die:	Contracting TB after a loving relationship with a cow
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	A Badger
What country would you most like to Visit:	Nagorno-Karabakh - it's got a richly fertile area of striking beauty scarred by its violent history

Who I'd like to meet:
Ruth Badger, Obviously. Nice Arse.
Bodger
Mousey

Badger's Friend Space (Top 7)

Badger has 93 friends.

Rach

aimée bev

helen

Lisa

Laurens Antoine for FHM Casting

Tom

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Badger's Friends Comments

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Zac	Jun 8 2009 9:14 AM Wagwan Badger? Hope for Jah's blessing and blaze the herb strong. secure your shit!
Am I Beautiful? Am I Useable?	Feb 6 2008 10:41 AM
Am I Beautiful? Am I Useable?	Feb 4 2008 1:00 PM
Am I Beautiful? Am I Useable?	Feb 2 2008 10:45 AM
Rose	Oct 19 2007 7:42 PM
Beca	Oct 12 2007 8:39 AM
Leaping Lord Badger	Jun 25 2007 7:27 PM Thanks For Accepting The Add Badger !!!
Leaping Lord Badger	Jun 25 2007 7:27 PM Thanks For Accepting The Add Badger !!!
♥cOrInÄ♥	Mar 3 2007 8:13 PM Hmmm... just saying hi, lol.
tegan	Nov 13 2006 1:38 AM Hey How are you? How was your weekend? Take care xx Tegan
Oliver	Oct 14 2006 1:32 PM *hope you have a nice holiday! when is pentecost by the way?*
LaurenElectric!	Oct 4 2006 9:04 PM have a nice time ily x x
daisy mcbrilliant	Sep 25 2006 8:06 PM loving the photo badger! looking like a true chiller! x
Waadina	Aug 30 2006 2:48 PM I LOVE U!
CheekyCheryl	Aug 30 2006 11:33 AM Aye up Badger mate! Looks like you're really enjoying the beach there. Pulled any furry husseys on your travels? x
aimée bev	Aug 29 2006 4:13 PM lol! Just a bit....coming from the person who has made a WHOLE profile -including surveys and blogs- based on being a badger...you must know exactly what i'm going through...lol. xxx
Daniel	Aug 26 2006 11:50 AM Badger Funny Flash
Daniel	Aug 25 2006 1:20 PM How is badger keeping these days?
tegan	Aug 15 2006 7:18 AM HIIII!!!! Hows you? A very Merry Unbirthday to you!! ♥
Super Sue	Aug 7 2006 9:58 PM how do badger.
Beca	Aug 7 2006 3:31 PM hey badger, thanks for the comment...good day to u too!!
heleny	Aug 4 2006 10:38 PM wish i was badgery enough to come and celebrate new year with you in style. xx
Captain Suz	Aug 4 2006 9:46 AM Happy new year! Be careful tonight don't get too wasted and end up getting lamped - keep your wits about you!! xxx
Zac	Aug 4 2006 8:03 AM You know, I have this inkling that you are actually not a real badger.
Cein.	Aug 1 2006 8:31 PM well you've really hit it off with the laydeeyss aintcha badger ? ;] But please tell me this . Are badgers extremely sweaty :S? Some one told me that you'se have over -reactive sweat glands :S but I don't know if he was takin the piss ? Please help me, Love you lots! Cein xxx

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