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Children's Books that didn't make it, but would be funny:

*- 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool

*- All Cats Go to Hell

*- Babar Meets the Taxidermist

*- Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

*- Curious George & The High-Voltage Fence

*- Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

*- Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

*- Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

*- Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

*- Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

*- Grandpa Gets A Casket

*- Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

*- How to Become The Dominant Military Power at School

*- Kathy Was So Bad That Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

*- Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff

*- Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

*- Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

*- Robert: Dad's New Wife

*- Some Kittens Can Fly!

*- Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse

*- Strangers Have the Best Candy

*- Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets

*- That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

*- The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

*- The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

*- The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead

*- The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad

*- The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

*- The Little Sissy That Snitched

*- The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

*- The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

*- Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

*- Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose

*- What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

*- When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know, They Say 'God Did It'

*- Where Would You Like to be Buried?

*- Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

*- Why Can't Mr. Fork & Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?

*- You Were an Accident

*- Your Nightmares Are Real

*- You're Different - And That's Bad

*- You've Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown

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Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

See the løveli lakes...

The wonderful telephøne system...

And mäni interesting furry animals...

Including the majestik møøse.

A møøse once bit my sister.

Nø realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti.

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

(Møøse Trained by Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda)

(Special møøse effect Olaf Prot)

(Møøse Costumes Siggi Churchill)

(Møøse choreographes by Horst Prot III)

(Miss Taylor's Møøse by Hengst Douglas-Home)

(Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance form by Jurgen Wigg)

(Møøses noses wiped by Bjørn Irkestøm-SLater Walker)

(Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and 'O' Level Geography by Bo Benn)

(Suggestive poses for the møøse suggested by Vic Rotter)

(Antler-care by Liv Thatcher)

The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. The credits have been completed in a entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

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You Are Grape

You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that. People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts. You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you. People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it's this honesty that makes you a very innovative person.

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time." Conscientiousness: You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it. Agreeableness: You have medium agreeableness. You're generally a friendly and trusting person. But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism. You get along well with others, as long as they play fair. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of. Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is medium. You are generally broad minded when it come to new things. But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it. You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue.

You Are Gonzo the Great

"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me." You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention. The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt. You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind!

Your Fortune Is

He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.