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If Jesus Had Machine Guns
Minimalist / New Wave / Post punk

now available for booking.



Connecticut
United States

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Member Since12/17/2007
Band MembersJimi Patterson: Guitars, Bass, Drums, Vocals, Keys.
InfluencesJohn Maus, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Dead Meadow, The Chills, Joy Division
Sounds LikeIslamic death cry.
Record LabelNuntius Records / Enemies List
Type of LabelIndie


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Fake Babies

Fake Babies



Sep 30 2009 12:18 AM

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Elastic

Elastic



Jul 10 2009 6:31 PM

Cheers man, you sound great
7 Ton hand

7 Ton hand



Jul 8 2009 6:22 PM

thank you for adding us. youre awesome. i dig it hard
KINGS

KINGS



Dec 5 2008 11:54 PM

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Wheaty

Wheaty



Sep 20 2008 6:17 AM

i wANT HUMAN BBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!
A / S / L (NDA)

A / S / L  (NDA)



May 22 2008 6:48 AM

Colbert just said something about what if Jesus had guns...

...the world's catching on.
Brick M.F. Loomis

Brick M.F. Loomis



Apr 17 2008 6:22 PM

The music itself sounds like a non linear poem...mixed feelings... but you know how i already feel about your art.
KING DEN

KING DEN



Mar 27 2008 7:19 AM

not hereeee
not if you follow JIMIIS WAY
elsbeth

elsbeth



Mar 3 2008 9:39 AM

not for the squeemish
KING DEN

KING DEN



Feb 10 2008 12:13 AM

if jesus had machine guns he would come to brooklyn work on voodoo pinocchio

im writing scoring acting fucking

orson welles is alive he has red hair and a crown
VAL

VAL



Jan 8 2008 12:44 AM

jesus christ jim. the new songs are rad.

im getting gallo's head for you as we speak.
Wheaty

Wheaty



Jan 6 2008 6:55 AM

there will be blood.


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Wheaty

Wheaty



Dec 30 2007 7:41 PM

dayyum talent-ED.





madddd love.
wheaty.
elsbeth

elsbeth



Dec 29 2007 4:56 AM

the new song is ridiculously wicked.

good job young guns =)
DOOM/GLOOM/DRONE/DEATH

DOOM/GLOOM/DRONE/DEATH



Dec 28 2007 1:00 PM

the new song, no kidding, is fucking ridiculously ill. I will pay to release your record.
ashkin.

ashkin.



Dec 28 2007 8:29 AM

and then before the release of his first album.. IJHMG scored my short film !
elsbeth

elsbeth



Dec 28 2007 3:21 AM

finally, it's happening.
this is a very good and holy thing happening here.
KING DEN

KING DEN



Dec 24 2007 12:50 AM

“Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.”

Friedrich Nietzsche
Wheaty

Wheaty



Dec 20 2007 11:54 PM

because i says i says.
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