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if ’n
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CLEMENTON, New Jersey
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Member Since3/6/2008
Band Websitemyspace.com/ifnmusic
Band MembersJohn Falco guitar vocal ; Ned Sonstien drum vocal ; Scott Bluth bass vocal ; Kevin Murphy guitar vocal
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Sounds LikeThe laughter of children on christmas morning only in rock form
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Nov 20 2009 8:00P
Groove Ground OAKLYN, New Jersey
Dec 4 2009 8:00P
a warehouse or somthing like that philly, Pennsylvania

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   About if ’n
The similarities between if'n and the Beatles are mind boggling. The Beatles, of course, have countless gold albums and number one hits. For decades they have influenced all facets of music. Thousands of bands have covered their songs. They are icons that will transcend time. Like the Beatles, if'n has a guitarist named John and a left handed bass player. Coincidence? Doubtful. Divine intervention? Also doubtful. Just below their self professed "straight forward rock & roll band" surface lurks the jazz, folk, and country influences that have shaped the if'n sound; ok.. other countless other great bands as well . But, just as the slang phrase "if'n" defies the constraints and tastes of English grammar, if'n the band defy the conventional traditions of the established rock and roll institution with a style they refer to as "eloquent slang". With an insatiable musical appetite, these boys from the South Jersey/Philadelphia area having been playing in bands longer than they would care to admit. But, if you add up the total numbers of combined years they've been playing and performing it's still not as many as John McCain has been alive. if'n would make a great house band for an after-life version of the Mos Eisley Cantina watering hole.

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Interstate76

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Sep 30 2009 4:59 PM

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Kickin Bear

Kickin Bear



Sep 27 2009 2:25 AM

Yeah, probably Arron Jamison. We're moving to philly tomorrow. Maybe we can set some kind of a gig up in a few weeks? Let me know of some suggestions if your down. -Rob
Folklore

Folklore



Sep 22 2009 1:54 PM


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Aug 29 2009 10:02 PM

i gotta see if i have band practice that night, but either way i should be able to swing by afterwards... plus i've been telling ned that i'll go see you guys for far too long...
over whelmed with joy

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Aug 24 2009 12:18 PM


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The Unprofessionals

The Unprofessionals



Aug 4 2009 9:51 PM

It should be a swell time!
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Jul 27 2009 9:06 PM



With the force of 500 fat kids all fighting for the last peice of cake,
N/A will be taking the wilmington area by Storm!!!!!


08/07/2009 08:30 PM - Rox Bar-n-Grill
N/A with Strange Daze
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Cost:N/A

08/13/2009 11:00 PM - Mojo 13
N/A will be closing out a Jam Packed Night Of Rock
1706 Philadelphia Pike
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08/23/2009 08:00 PM - East End Cafe
N/A With out friends Mind Grenade
Myspace.com/eastendcafe
Newark, Delaware
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Hope to see all you people there Giggity Giggity!!!!
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except the general



Jul 11 2009 10:32 AM

good day punk rock kids and space cadets!!!...we hope all is as it should be in your world right now...we thought i'd let you in on a secret... we have a couple of new pop tunes on the player right now... slut boy's and let's all fall in love again... only demo versions ... are they any good???
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except the general



Jul 11 2009 10:32 AM

good day punk rock kids and space cadets!!!...we hope all is as it should be in your world right now...we thought i'd let you in on a secret... we have a couple of new pop tunes on the player right now... slut boy's and let's all fall in love again... only demo versions ... are they any good???
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Jul 7 2009 7:31 PM

Free concert for ALL AGES on Friday July 24th, 2009 at Rock & Roll After School!
Trevor Gordon Hall will open for IKE and JEALOUSY CURVE! Doors open at 6:30 pm, first performance begins at 7:00 pm. This free concert is to help promote the opening of Rock & Roll After School and have kids hear successful local artists perform original music! DON'T MISS IT!
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Jun 23 2009 9:01 PM

Thats great,speaking of hangovers,i saw the movie hangover,it was awsome!
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Jun 23 2009 8:34 PM

really? wow ... hey, it's hot in Los Angeles and i got a swimming pool, yeeee haaaa ... imma go jump in it soon, lol ...

glad we're friends
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Jun 23 2009 8:27 PM

nice to meet you  (*0*) awesome page, wow !!!

how’s the weather where you live?

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Jun 23 2009 8:21 PM

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Jun 23 2009 6:08 PM

thanks for the add,All Bands need promotion try us.

Duki Jones

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Jun 20 2009 5:38 PM

when i checked out your songs i honestly wasnt expecting much since there is so many bands that spam their crap and than you check out their page n they totally suck n u can't get back those few mins of life you just wasted. But i have to admit your pretty freakin good. Can i expect to see you on MTV anytime soon? or you think your spot might get filled with another one of those stupid dating shows
Better Day

Better Day



Jun 17 2009 2:19 AM

Join us for one hell of a good time!

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Jun 6 2009 5:49 PM

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Even The Res

Even The Res



Jun 2 2009 2:01 PM

Thanks guys hopefully we'll see you soon.
Bullwinkle Entertainment Inc.

Bullwinkle Entertainment



Jun 1 2009 1:26 AM

I'd like to personally thank you very much for your recent performance at The Cherrywood in Clementon, NJ.
The band put on a great show, that everyone enjoyed. The crowds have been great at The Cherrywood, and booking solid bands such as yours is the reason for it.  I'm looking very forward to you're next appearance at the club....
Again, a big sincere thank you to you, as well as your great fans.
 
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yearlongday



May 29 2009 3:48 AM

if'n & friends,

we're happy to tell you that our new album, "best excuses", is available to hear on our myspace player in advance of the cd release. we're sure that you'll dig our neo-retro lo-fi hipster dream-pop sound.

love on ya!

... jonathan t marlowe
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May 14 2009 2:10 PM

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May 12 2009 2:55 PM

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