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Eliza Faria-Santos

		Be good to your friends because sometimes there’ll be no reason to like you but out of habit Donna 23 anni NYC Stati Uniti Ultimo accesso: 09.12.2009
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URL MySpace:

www.myspace.com/ignorantimmigrant

Eliza Faria-Santos: Biografia attore

Biografia

My name is Eliza Faria-Santos

Eliza Faria-Santos: Interessi

Generale	Drinking and driving.
Musica	The Dick-Faced Monkey Fuckers. The Cunt-Happy Fingerbanging Sisters.
Film	Polite society refers to them as films.
Televisione	I don't watch much TV because I'm too neurotic and it makes me temporarily think I want things that I don't want. I saw CRIBS once and got panicky thinking about how I should really have my initials engraved into the floormats of my Bentley. Then I was like, wait a minute, I don't want that. Oh. And also because I'm pretentious.
Libri	I will punch you in the ball-sack and/or cunt.
Eroi	I've never seen the show but I hear it's quite good.

Eliza Faria-Santos: Dettagli

Stato:	Single
Cerco:	Amici
Orientamento:	Etero
Città natale:	State College, PA via Brazil
Corporatura:	8cm
Segno zodiacale:	Acquario
Fumo/alcool:	No / Sì
Figli:	Un giorno
Istruzione:	Laurea
Occupazione:	Armwrestling children

Eliza Faria-Santos: Networking

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First Time Standup Comic -New Yorker mag raves: "What the fuck?"

Durata: 130

Riproduzioni: 3213
Commenti: 4

STALKING CELEBS- NYTimes: "Only how-to video you'll ever need!"

Durata: 383

Riproduzioni: 14710
Commenti: 6

1st Stand up Comedy Hype man!---The Flava Flav of Stand Up.

Durata: 280

Riproduzioni: 14878
Commenti: 6

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Eliza Faria-Santos: parlo di me

Chi sono:
I like making things and then I like getting praise and attention for it.

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Mi piacerebbe conoscere:
I'm probably afraid of you.

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KImberly s	01.set.2009 07:21 cheers!
jordan	23.gio.2009 17:48 A frikin' Wildcat (with a vagina).
Frank Paul	21.gio.2009 04:27 Eliza, The new videos are hilarious...where are the stills from? When you coming back to the Punchline here in good ol' SF? <3 Frank Paul :)
mark of the dog™	08.gio.2009 09:17 hey hey :)
Yumi	27.apr.2009 04:06 I think all your pictures are really cute :) Thanks for the add sweety.
Frank Paul	27.apr.2009 01:56 Hmmm, will you be there on the weekend? That sounds super fun! <3 FP
Eric I	24.apr.2009 19:25 You're equally gorgeous in person and on camera, in this gentleman's opinion. We haven't fucked yet, have we? Happy Fucking Friday, Eliza, E to the I
mark of the dog™	19.apr.2009 21:50 :)
Eric I	10.apr.2009 21:00 Happy Fucking Friday To YOU! - E to the Izz-eye!
Alex Plisk3n	19.apr.2009 20:12 Hey .. Thanks for all sweetie !! Have a Great & Beautiful Sunday !! My sweet & lovely friend !! Lots Of "Kisses & Hugs" Alex
Alex Plisk3n	22.mar.2009 16:49 HEY MY SWEET ELIZA !! HAVE A GREAT & BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY.. PEACE & LOVE ALEX
THE RICKY STAR SHOW	10.feb.2009 03:43 Thanks for being my friend.
breathbeat	21.gen.2009 21:00 hey, met you through emery quite a while ago. . . how ya been?
Lila	25.dic.2008 18:08 Merry Christmas, Eliza!
Myka	14.nov.2008 15:37 thanks and the same. took me a while to respond because i never remember to check myspace... what have you found in your rediscovery?
The Psychedelic Knights of Zohar	07.nov.2008 22:18 Shine your light, Eliza! PKZ
Amber	06.nov.2008 17:10 YES! YES! YES! =)
Amber	31.ott.2008 16:10 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Shweta	27.set.2008 14:06 I would be happy to write for you as long as I a well compensated (drugs, booze, whores, etc.)
Shirley	07.set.2008 14:08 Loved watching your clips on your page! Especially the hypeman. I'm moving back to the Philly area this fall. I can't wait to be back in PA!
Frank Paul	07.ott.2008 04:48 Plz come to SF again...I miss u! <3 Frank Paul
Amber	11.set.2008 13:33 As for recently, I'm in the city once a week, either Sat or Sun. How do I find out when you'll be on stage?!!! =)
the heart of darkness	25.ago.2008 16:51 see you sat for the show. i would post the awesome poster with your nameo n it but you dont allow that shit. lamo
Natalie	23.lug.2008 21:11 Great set last night! haha now it is here. I was at BrainyAxe on Bowery
Zach Hurd	17.gio.2008 11:05 hilarious stuff last week. see you soon Eliza.

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