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Eliza Faria-Santos

		If you want to see my Standup you have to get off your ass cause it’s meant to be seen Live. Female 23 years old NYC United States Last Login: 10/19/2009
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/ignorantimmigrant

Eliza Faria-Santos's Comedian Bio

Bio	My name is Eliza Faria-Santos

Eliza Faria-Santos's Interests

General	Drinking and driving.
Music	The Dick-Faced Monkey Fuckers. The Cunt-Happy Fingerbanging Sisters.
Movies	Polite society refers to them as films.
Television	I don't watch much TV because I'm too neurotic and it makes me temporarily think I want things that I don't want. I saw CRIBS once and got panicky thinking about how I should really have my initials engraved into the floormats of my Bentley. Then I was like, wait a minute, I don't want that. Oh. And also because I'm pretentious.
Books	I will punch you in the ball-sack and/or cunt.
Heroes	I've never seen the show but I hear it's quite good.

Eliza Faria-Santos's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	State College, PA via Brazil
Body type:	0' 4"
Zodiac Sign:	Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Someday
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Armwrestling children

Eliza Faria-Santos's Networking

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Eliza Faria-Santos's Clips

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Clips: 4

Total Plays: 36199

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Fight Club Sketch-NYTimes says "Now we can die."

Run Time: 196

Plays: 3598
Comments: 1

First Time Standup Comic -New Yorker mag raves: "What the fuck?"

Run Time: 130

Plays: 3180
Comments: 4

STALKING CELEBS- NYTimes: "Only how-to video you'll ever need!"

Run Time: 383

Plays: 14650
Comments: 6

1st Stand up Comedy Hype man!---The Flava Flav of Stand Up.

Run Time: 280

Plays: 14771
Comments: 4

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Eliza Faria-Santos's Blurbs

About me:
I like making things and then I like getting praise and attention for it.

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Who I'd like to meet:
I'm probably afraid of you.

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Eliza Faria-Santos has 2493 friends.

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KImberly s	Sep 1 2009 7:21 AM cheers!
jordan	Jun 23 2009 5:48 PM A frikin' Wildcat (with a vagina).
Frank Paul	Jun 21 2009 4:27 AM Eliza, The new videos are hilarious...where are the stills from? When you coming back to the Punchline here in good ol' SF? <3 Frank Paul :)
mark of the dog™	Jun 8 2009 9:17 AM hey hey :)
Yumi	Apr 27 2009 4:06 AM I think all your pictures are really cute :) Thanks for the add sweety.
Frank Paul	Apr 27 2009 1:56 AM Hmmm, will you be there on the weekend? That sounds super fun! <3 FP
Eric I	Apr 24 2009 7:25 PM You're equally gorgeous in person and on camera, in this gentleman's opinion. We haven't fucked yet, have we? Happy Fucking Friday, Eliza, E to the I
mark of the dog™	Apr 19 2009 9:50 PM :)
Eric I	Apr 10 2009 9:00 PM Happy Fucking Friday To YOU! - E to the Izz-eye!
Alex Plisk3n Online Now!	Apr 19 2009 8:12 PM Hey .. Thanks for all sweetie !! Have a Great & Beautiful Sunday !! My sweet & lovely friend !! Lots Of "Kisses & Hugs" Alex
Alex Plisk3n Online Now!	Mar 22 2009 4:49 PM HEY MY SWEET ELIZA !! HAVE A GREAT & BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY.. PEACE & LOVE ALEX
THE RICKY STAR SHOW	Feb 10 2009 3:43 AM Thanks for being my friend.
breathbeat	Jan 21 2009 9:00 PM hey, met you through emery quite a while ago. . . how ya been?
Lila	Dec 25 2008 6:08 PM Merry Christmas, Eliza!
Myka	Nov 14 2008 3:37 PM thanks and the same. took me a while to respond because i never remember to check myspace... what have you found in your rediscovery?
The Psychedelic Knights of Zohar	Nov 7 2008 10:18 PM Shine your light, Eliza! PKZ
Amber	Nov 6 2008 5:10 PM YES! YES! YES! =)
Amber	Oct 31 2008 4:10 PM HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Shweta	Sep 27 2008 2:06 PM I would be happy to write for you as long as I a well compensated (drugs, booze, whores, etc.)
Shirley	Sep 7 2008 2:08 PM Loved watching your clips on your page! Especially the hypeman. I'm moving back to the Philly area this fall. I can't wait to be back in PA!
Frank Paul	Oct 7 2008 4:48 AM Plz come to SF again...I miss u! <3 Frank Paul
Amber	Sep 11 2008 1:33 PM As for recently, I'm in the city once a week, either Sat or Sun. How do I find out when you'll be on stage?!!! =)
the heart of darkness	Aug 25 2008 4:51 PM see you sat for the show. i would post the awesome poster with your nameo n it but you dont allow that shit. lamo
Natalie	Jul 23 2008 9:11 PM Great set last night! haha now it is here. I was at BrainyAxe on Bowery
Zach Hurd	Jun 17 2008 11:05 AM hilarious stuff last week. see you soon Eliza.

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