Drinking and driving.
Spontaneous Disclosure Disorder.
Cutting paper.
Music
The Dickface MonkeyFuckers. The Cunt-Happy Fingerbanging Sisters. The K. K. Cake.
Movies
Polite society refers to them as films.
Television
I don't watch much TV because I'm too neurotic and it makes me temporarily think I want things that I don't want. I saw CRIBS once and got panicky thinking about how I should really have my initials engraved into the floormats of my Bentley. Then I was like, wait a minute, I don't want that.
Oh. And also because I'm pretentious.
Books
I will punch you in the cunt.
Heroes
I've never seen the show but I hear it's quite good.
so how's the wonderful world of LaLa Land? try to bring some back some smog for me. or at the very least pictures of people with botox, implants or both.
SLUTTER BUTTER is what you spread on your Brazilian muffin each morning...ISN'T IT?! Eliza I am at the training sessions for the new gig...I have so much equipment to stuff in your new immigrant face, you will not believe it (I hardly can.) ;) Can't wait to see you again like ladies who lunch...on puss.
I wish you cared about football so I could taunt you about us kicking Penn State's ass tonight but I know that means nothing to you. But hey--we beat them in a chess tournament too--take that!
Good luck at your MTV showcase Tuesday! I can't go because I have to shoot a "Tub Talk" but otherwise I would be tossing confetti at you from the audience.
