The Dick-Faced Monkey Fuckers. The Cunt-Happy Fingerbanging Sisters.
Film
Polite society refers to them as films.
Televisione
I don't watch much TV because I'm too neurotic and it makes me temporarily think I want things that I don't want. I saw CRIBS once and got panicky thinking about how I should really have my initials engraved into the floormats of my Bentley. Then I was like, wait a minute, I don't want that.
Oh. And also because I'm pretentious.
Libri
I will punch you in the ball-sack and/or cunt.
Eroi
I've never seen the show but I hear it's quite good.