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Cholernik
Progressive / Metal / Black Metal

RIBS



Milwaukee, Wisconsin
United States

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Last Login:  7/16/2009
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   Cholernik: General Info
Member Since9/25/2005
Band Websitehttp://www.ilike.com/artist/Cholernik
Band MembersLead Guitars: Tyler
Rhythm Guitars: Tyler
Bass: Tyler
Machines: Tyler
InfluencesAmon Amarth, Arsis, Bach, Beethoven, Black Sabbath, Boston, Children Of Bodom, Dethklok, Dragonforce, Dream Theater, Dumah, Ensiferum, Equilibrium, Faith No More, Fates Warning, Hypocrisy, Immortal, Iron Maiden, Korpiklaani, Liquid Tension Experiment, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mastodon, Megadeth, Mercyful Fate, Metallica-Burton, Mozart, Napalm Death, Obituary, Pantera, Queensryche, Rob Zombie, Rush, Skid Row, Slayer, Soundgarden, Spinal Tap, Steve Vai, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Svartsot, Symphony X, Turisas, Type O Negative, Tyr, the Ventures, Yngwie Malmsteen. And certain Movies, too.
Sounds Like1.) Harmonized rats fucking cheese graters
2.) Thor's hammer killing thousands
3.) Virgins dying on the crucifix
4.) Turkeys masturbating
5.) Death, not the band, the noun... well, and the band too.


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Discography
MAMDM
MAMDM
Release Date: 12/25/07
1. EsreversE
2. Deaths Nation of Doom
3. The Cataclysmic Voyage
4. Yggdrasil
5. To Asgaard
6. Ribs
7. Eibon
8. Horza
9. Todestrum
10. Self Portrait
11. Dawn of the Swine
12. In a Lim
13. Emo Still Fn Sucks
14. Thr3 Mirror5
15. Odin's Final Pyre
16. Summer Overture
17. Emo Fn Sucks (Original)
Download the entire album! (Torrent)


Seven Hundred Ninety-Three
Seven Hundred Ninety-Three
Release Date: 12/09/08

1. Slaughter Rains From The Black Sky
2. Death Surrounding the Weak
3. The Fate of Lindisfarne
4. Ragnarok Never Dies
5. Guarana Injection
6. Berzerker Rage
7. The Last One
8. Mjollnir Strikes
9. Whats Done is Done
10. Aborting the Christians
11. Nine Steps from Jormungand
12. Christmas Don't Be Late (Chipmunks)
Download the entire album! (Torrent)


Freyr's Ætt
Freyr's Ætt
Release Date: August/September 2009

1. Fehu
2. Uruz
3. Thurisaz
4. Ansuz
5. Raidho
6. Kenaz
7. Gebo
8. Wunjo



Ribs - MAMDM Track 6


Odins Final Pyre - MAMDM Track 15


Chipmunks - Seven Hundred Ninety-Three Bonus Track


Ibanez RG 7620
Walmart instrument cable
1/4in to 3.5mm stereo adapter
HP Laptop
Acoustica Beatcraft
Cakewalk Sonar 8 PE



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Record LabelI just want to be heard.
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   About Cholernik
A bored viking with pleanty of time on his hands.

LISTEN UP PEOPLES... My second CD, seven hundred ninety-three, is finished. I actually like all of the songs on this CD, which is something I can't say about MAMDM. So, if you want either of my CD's you can just ask me, and guess what, I'll give you one... Magic! Or you can download them through torrents. The links are in the Discography section, or go to isohunt and search Cholernik... Super magic!

Now a little about Cholernik. If you haven't figured it out already, Cholernik is what I call my music. The first name I used was Jesus AntiChrist, but I figured I'd change it to something a little less obviously offensive... you know for the grandmas and the tweens ;). Anyways, I've been playing and writing music for just about 10 years. And all that time I've basically been playing with myself... like masturbating, but with guitars.

Now a little about myself... I was Born and raised in north woods of Wausau. Now I'm living in Milwaukee, and am trying to get something going here, because the national american metal scene needs a ton of help. So if you need a guitar player who knows metal, send me a message.

Hey, guess what? You should really check out Arson. It's a totally Trve Black Metal band. I might be in it, who knows unless you go visit their page.

Thanks for Listening.




melodic black nordic epic instrumetal

lamb of god sucks

melodic as fuck

hitler swoop's it big time


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Never Ending Circle





Jul 7 2009 5:48 PM

lol at the riff in Gebo around the 2:30 mark
Arson





Jun 19 2009 7:26 PM

eeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! arson!!! from norway!

-Fimbulgrimnir
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Jun 10 2009 4:32 PM


 

chris





May 29 2009 4:30 AM

Yeah...now I am going to have to eat there. It does resemble an infant.
I enjoy that the only two posts in the last one million years on my myspace page are of russian high school kids performing an acoustic black metal show and giant burritos.
ELITE





May 22 2009 11:42 AM

Thank you for the add!

"We Own the Mountains" is now available through Folter Records!. For samples, check out the songs on our profile!



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Want to buy the album directly from the band? Send us a message!

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Mordoroth





May 16 2009 2:21 PM

Hey, thx for adding me I appreciate that. Hope you have enjoy the start of the weekend! Cheers!
chris





May 13 2009 5:13 AM

HA! I see invisible apples being grabbed but no groundhogs!
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May 12 2009 2:06 PM

kick ass, your music makes me want to eat the skin off of someone's face, and then puke it up and wear it as my own face, so keep rocking;] Hope to roll with you on some concerts!
Miles Davis





May 11 2009 2:58 AM

Neil T. (Lumberjack From Hell)





May 7 2009 4:36 AM

got work and I need that green
sorry.
+VikingBlackSoul Shop+ +Hagal+





May 5 2009 10:37 AM

Host unlimited photos at slide.com for FREE!..
JetBlackstare





Apr 23 2009 6:42 PM

Thanks for checking out our music.
If you have a moment please call/email your local station and request "In This Life"
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Apr 23 2009 5:49 AM

Thanks for the ADD! We hope you like what you've heard, our music is now available on iTunes.
We appreciate the support, YOU ROCK!!

-BiO
Neil T. (Lumberjack From Hell)





Apr 20 2009 10:26 PM

U should
Miles Davis





Apr 20 2009 10:25 PM

well yeah if its gay sex lol
how was cannibal corpse?
Never Ending Circle





Apr 20 2009 5:41 PM

Nope,
Gang Rape!
Never Ending Circle





Apr 20 2009 3:33 AM

Hey,
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
DEAD FOR DAYS





Apr 9 2009 10:55 PM

Thanks for the add!!

DEAD FOR DAYS @ MySpace!..
Neil T. (Lumberjack From Hell)





Apr 8 2009 6:14 AM

haley





Apr 6 2009 11:13 PM

That sucks hopefully it won't be super expensive to fix.
haley





Apr 6 2009 10:54 PM

Wow well it's my favorite one. Ansuz is good too. Just keep up the good work and don't change your style to match everyone else's.
Neil T. (Lumberjack From Hell)





Apr 6 2009 10:53 PM

good
I haven't spontaneously combusted yet
haley





Apr 6 2009 10:34 PM

Odin's Final Pyre is awesome. Glad you put that one on there. I'll be sure to tell around.
Extranean





Apr 2 2009 11:23 PM

Hail, thanks for the friendship and support. We very much appreciate it. Cool stuff.

Cheers,
Sean
Extranean- Folk Metal
(Looking for musicians)
skor





Apr 2 2009 2:10 AM

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