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Cholernik
Progressive / Metal / Black Metal

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Milwaukee, Wisconsin
United States

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Last Login:  12/26/2009
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   Cholernik: General Info
Member Since9/25/2005
Band Websitehttp://www.ilike.com/artist/Cholernik
Band MembersLead Guitars: Tyler
Rhythm Guitars: Tyler
Bass: Tyler
Machines: Tyler
InfluencesAmon Amarth, Arsis, Bach, Beethoven, Black Sabbath, Boston, Children Of Bodom, Dethklok, Dragonforce, Dream Theater, Dumah, Ensiferum, Equilibrium, Faith No More, Fates Warning, Hypocrisy, Immortal, Iron Maiden, Korpiklaani, Liquid Tension Experiment, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mastodon, Megadeth, Mercyful Fate, Metallica-Burton, Mozart, Napalm Death, Obituary, Pantera, Queensryche, Rob Zombie, Rush, Skid Row, Slayer, Soundgarden, Spinal Tap, Steve Vai, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Svartsot, Symphony X, Turisas, Type O Negative, Tyr, the Ventures, Yngwie Malmsteen. And certain Movies, too.
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Discography


Freyr's Ætt
Freyr's Ætt
Digital Release: August 7 2009
Release Date: October 6 2009

1. Fehu
2. Uruz
3. Thurisaz
4. Ansuz
5. Raidho
6. Kenaz
7. Gebo
8. Wunjo

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Seven Hundred Ninety-Three
Seven Hundred Ninety-Three
Release Date: December 9 2008

1. Slaughter Rains From the Black Sky
2. Death Surrounding the Weak
3. The Fate of Lindisfarne
4. Ragnarok Never Dies
5. Guarana Injection
6. Berzerker Rage
7. The Last One
8. Mjollnir Strikes
9. Whats Done is Done
10. Aborting the Christians
11. Nine Steps from Jormungand
12. Christmas Don't Be Late (Chipmunks)
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MAMDM
MAMDM
Release Date: December 25 2007
1. EsreversE
2. Deaths Nation of Doom
3. The Cataclysmic Voyage
4. Yggdrasil
5. To Asgaard
6. Ribs
7. Eibon
8. Horza
9. Todestrum
10. Self Portrait
11. Dawn of the Swine
12. In a Lim
13. Emo Still Fn Sucks
14. Thr3 Mirror5
15. Odin's Final Pyre
16. Summer Overture
17. Emo Fn Sucks (Original)
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Ribs - MAMDM Track 6


Odins Final Pyre - MAMDM Track 15


Chipmunks - Seven Hundred Ninety-Three Bonus Track


Ibanez RG 7620
Walmart instrument cable
1/4in to 3.5mm stereo adapter
HP Laptop
Acoustica Beatcraft
Cakewalk Sonar 8 PE



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3/20/09

Record LabelI just want to be heard.
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   About Cholernik
A bored viking with pleanty of time on his hands.

New CD Info
I finished all the songs on Freyr's Ætt, so I made sort of a Digital Release thing. It's up right now, you can click on the header, or the links in the Discography section. Hey, who cares about cd's these days? The new torrent has all the artwork and files and everything else you can possibly imagine. So come on kids! Download the new Cholernik album today, it will secure your spot in Valhalla.
Update: I do now have hard copies of the CD upon request. These take me time to make, so I probably won't be passing these out to everybody, unless you want one.

Now a little about myself...
I was Born and raised in north woods of Wausau. Now I'm living in Milwaukee, and am trying to get something going here (see links below), because the national american metal scene needs a ton of help. Anyways, I've been playing and writing music for just about 10 years. And all that time I've basically been playing with myself... like masturbating, but with guitars.

Now a little about Cholernik...
If you haven't figured it out already, Cholernik is what I call my music. The first name I used was Jesus AntiChrist, but I figured I'd change it to something a little less obviously offensive... you know for the grandmas and the tweens ;). I started out by just recording things into my laptop so I would not forget the parts later on. Then eventually I got a really REALLY crappy drum machine (hammerhead, its free, go laugh at it). With that drum machine and some software, I recorded many many songs, eventually filling up a CD and released MAMDM in 2007.
About a year later, and a much improved drum machine, I released Seven hundred Ninety-three. On this album I panned all the guitar tracks left and right, and got really experimental, (or of course as I called it: experimetal). While I was happy with this album, I felt I could do a lot better.
I spent the next few months constantly writing recording, and finally in September releasing Freyr's Ætt. Since I released MAMDM my influences has grown and some of the things I was experimenting on the guitar with were making more and more sense. I am safe to say, it is my best work ever. The CD contains multiple symphonic parts, so many guitar tracks, and even bass! Now, this is still the good ol' drum machine and recording directly into a laptop, so it still has that true Cholernik sound.

Now a little about my bands...
Arson. Trve Black Metal. I play guitar, and do vocals.
Never Ending Circle. Death Metal. I play bass.

Thanks for Listening.




melodic black nordic epic instrumetal

lamb of god sucks

melodic as fuck

hitler swoop's it big time


   Cholernik's Friend Space (Top 16)
Cholernik has 317 friends.
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 Týr 


 AMON AMARTH [new layout online] 


 Ensiferum 


 IMMORTAL 


 Korpiklaani 


 TURISAS 


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Zak Koehn

Zak Koehn



Dec 14 2009 10:16 PM

I was peering out my window whilst walking up my stairs when...lo and behold...a slice of bread atop the garage. I wonder where that came from?
END OF DAYS FEST 2

END OF DAYS FEST 2



Nov 19 2009 3:55 PM

Nov 18 2009 11:55 AM

END OF DAYS FEST 2 Dec. 19th @ The White Star 3049 n. cicero ave. chicago il. 60641
21 & over only $10.00 at the door. show starts @ 3:00pm

ABOMINANT(KY)
EVIL INCARNATE(IL)
THEOCRACIDE(MI)
A TORTURED SOUL(WI)
BURIAL RITUAL(WI)
KALATICUS(IL)
NEKROPSY(IL)
NOCTURNAL TORMENT(IN)
VALHOM(IL)
ACT OF DESTRUCTION(IL)
CRYPTIC FOG(IN)
PATH OF WAR(IL)
 

NOEL [SOS drummer]

Noel Chandek



Nov 14 2009 6:46 PM

why yes, there IS a heaven on earth! But were not invited.[insert sad face HERE]
Neil T(Tear it down!!!)

Neil Tidquist



Nov 7 2009 9:08 PM


Zak Koehn

Zak Koehn



Nov 2 2009 11:25 PM

You shoud put up a picture of your drivers license w/ the chinese fortune.
Conniption

Conniption



Oct 26 2009 3:40 AM

Your vote can make Conniption "The Hog House Band"
This is the Finals!!!  If we win, we get radio play on 102.9 FM!!!
We are the only Metal band (most consider us "Psychedelic-Thrash"), the 2 other bands are Pop and Country..... so represent!
G-Daddy's BBC
2022 E. North Ave.
Milwaukee, WI
Friday, October 30th at 9pm
21+    $5 cover
3 bands, 45 minute sets, your vote decides the winner!  Band order determined the night of the show... so get there by 9!  Voting is by ballot.
For detailed contest info go to:
www.1029thehog.com
As you see, this is a great opportunity in the music scene and industry!  Your support is greatly appreciated.... YOU, our fans, will get bigger and better shows!!  .....and the bands we do shows with will be getting bigger and better crowds and promotion!!  If you show up, or not, we won't forget...
THIS IS WHEN WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND MAKE IT HAPPEN!
*****  NO EXCUSES  *****
Please forward this to help us spread the word.... THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
NOEL [SOS drummer]

Noel Chandek



Oct 20 2009 7:11 PM

would you like that red and white sauce?
440MUSIC.COM

440MUSIC.COM



Oct 17 2009 1:23 PM

Hi Cholernik,

It's really cool to have you as a friend and we hope that we can help you find a few new fans. Have you visited our web site? We have one radio channel dedicated to Unsigned Metal Bands that we thought you might like to listen to. We're also looking for good Umsigned Metal Bands so plz tell someone about our web site.

Listen to our Metal Radio at http://metal.440music.com

TBones
440MUSIC.COM Internet Radio
Beyond The Reach Of Satellite
SYCRONOMICA - "Sycroscope" out now!!!

SYCRONOMICA - "Sycroscope" out now!!!



Oct 10 2009 3:49 PM

Hell-O from Munich Cholernik!

We just wanted to inform you that there is new Sycronomica musick incoming!!! Enjoy the tunes
and never forget you are now in the SYCROSCOPE...

Cheers & Beers
Sycronomica - Epic Black Metal

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Neil T(Tear it down!!!)

Neil Tidquist



Sep 18 2009 4:46 PM


Arson

Arson



Sep 5 2009 12:50 PM


Arson - Trve Wisconsin Black Metal




Arson

Arson



Aug 25 2009 4:13 PM


Arson - Trve Wisconsin Black Metal
Zak Koehn

Zak Koehn



Aug 25 2009 4:53 AM

both sound good to me.
Zak Koehn

Zak Koehn



Aug 20 2009 4:20 AM

ya, they've been around since like '89 or something. Best buy may be refering to the cd being found first, but in horrible context. idk, in any case...what's going on this weekend?
Zak Koehn

Zak Koehn



Aug 19 2009 6:25 PM

Wow, 7.99! it almost doesnt matter how good it is... the last time i saw a decent metal cd that cheap at best buy was COB's Are you dead yet.
Zak Koehn

Zak Koehn



Aug 16 2009 1:15 AM

Zebbs for sure, but i just got off, so if you wanna try firewalk, we'd have to hurry. I'm waiting for Neil to call then we can venture to Zebb's probably.
Zak Koehn

Zak Koehn



Aug 15 2009 6:06 PM

Yes it is. So what are you doing tonight, I get off at 7.
Zak Koehn

Zak Koehn



Aug 15 2009 5:59 PM

Ya. Social networking is the scourge of man...
Arson

Arson



Aug 11 2009 6:51 AM

Fucking practice on friday!!!! (miles)
Neil T(Tear it down!!!)

Neil Tidquist



Aug 10 2009 9:55 PM


Icewind

Icewind



Aug 5 2009 9:15 PM

Hello!! Cholernik
How are you doing? Thank you for the friendship. We hope you're having a wonderful week!!

Metal Greetings from Montreal, CANADA!!
ICEWIND
Never Ending Circle

Never Ending Circle



Jul 7 2009 5:48 PM

lol at the riff in Gebo around the 2:30 mark
Arson

Arson



Jun 19 2009 7:26 PM

eeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! arson!!! from norway!

-Fimbulgrimnir
Starlight Fliers★

Starlight Fliers★



Jun 10 2009 4:32 PM


 

chris

chris



May 29 2009 4:30 AM

Yeah...now I am going to have to eat there. It does resemble an infant.
I enjoy that the only two posts in the last one million years on my myspace page are of russian high school kids performing an acoustic black metal show and giant burritos.
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