matt farris
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rock 'n roll party awesome
toronto, Ontario
Canada
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| Member Since | 1/5/2006 | | Band Members | Currently awaiting first application for enrolment | | Influences | zeppelin, thrice, thursday, against me, nofx, johnny cash, mars volta, alkaline trio, foreigner, wang chung, gowan, rise against, coheed and cambria, bloc party, cream, cursive, deathcab, face to face, smokey robinson and the miracles, the stones, journey, the who, weezer, van halen, toto, queen, pink floyd, closet monster, protest the hero, miller, tha so-clar crew, green day, goldfinger, the beatles, eric clapton, radiohead, moneen, rancid, bedlight for blueeyes, iron maiden, 3 inches of blood, the beta band, phish, grateful dead, so many more | | Sounds Like | eargasms | | Record Label | self indulgent jerk records | | Type of Label | Major |
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After selling quadruple infinite billion albums matt farris decided to take a break from recording and really get to know himself... it turns out that there really wasn't much to get to know and the little that he did discover disgusted and horrified him to the very core. Upon realizing that his songwriting capabilities were as vapid and hollow as his soulless body he embarked on what would become known as the 'world's sexiest bender'... after cleaning himself up he swore off drugs and became celebate to try and purify his body of all things evil. He moved out of the dumpster that was his home for a turbulent 27 months and spent the next 27 months sleeping on a friends couch, when asked about this his only reply was '27 months man'.. He claims to have found christ now and wishes he could live a more christlike life, unfortunately he wasn't born as god's totally wicked first son. He swears that he's fine with that though and has no problem living in jesus' shadow, in fact he wrote a song about it which he went on to sell to the one and only ashlee simpson. The song had moderate success on the charts but never lived up to the potential that matt truly had. When asked about the song matt said 'the audiences today just weren't ready for the harsh realities of the song, it's ahead of its time' He took a lot of flak for accepting the royalties to that song though and because of his sensitivity to how others perceive him, he donated all of his money to the christian children's fund. He spends his many lonely hours listening to Culture Club and Paris Hilton's music trying to see if he can get them to match up.
His favorite sketch comedy troupe is known as The Polecats. He finds their brand of humour 'charming' and encourages others to check out their myspace page and have a merry time.
http://www.myspace.com/polecatscomedy
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