Destroying communities, environments and jobs. I love not providing health benefits my employees can afford... who WOULDN'T love that though, right? And secretly hiring immigrants so I can pay them backdoor wages! And convincing single mothers that Trimspa works! And Union busting! Oooohh and laying around eating Cherry Garcia Ice Cream while wearing my husband's work clothes, I just feel so safe and sensual. I'll be right back, I need to go count a few billion dollars (it may take a little while).
Music
The sound of as many humans as possible suffering in unison, Sheryl Crow, Edited versions of popular hip-hop, the sound an elderly person's joints make when they've been asked to skip lunch again by their manager and they realize they have to continue smiling for another solid hour or they'll be let go, Radiohead (but not Kid A, can anyone spell "pretentious"?)
Movies
Television
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Jack Bauer in Spanish means !Muy Picante!
Books
The DaVinci Code, and any book about a large corporation who recklessly abuses the rights of workers to turn a profit while espousing Christian values of charity and concern for others, !!!-- and if anyone from the Bible Belt asks, not Harry Potter- because that teaches children about witchcraft.
Heroes
The brave men and women who lost their lives on 9/11, The brave fighting men and women who are overseas in Iraq and Afghanistan, The brave colored survivors of Hurricane Katrina, and any other hot button group of people that I can use by attaching my image to them to make me look good to Middle America.
Hi everyone! My name is Evil Smiley. I've finally had a chance to set up my MySpace account. I've meaning to for a while because I really want to get the word out. Word out on what, you ask? Believe it or not - my life story is now a major motion picture!
About me.. well, I was born in 1962 in Bentonville, Arkansas. Some of my favorite hobbies include: destruction of communities, jobs and especially local retailers. I also have a sweet spot in my heart for ruining local environments. Since I have thousands of homes world wide, I've really gotten good at that. There is a lot more about me that I'm going to share with you soon, most likely on my web site. So come visit and don't forget to add yourself as a friend!
Who I'd like to meet: I would like to meet that bastard Costco in a dark alley sometime, my fists have a few things they'd like to talk to him about. He thinks he's so damn great just because he's a little younger than me and has an attached gas station, and fantastic deli style pizza at a reasonable price. Well how many small independent Mom and Pop stores still operate within a 50 mile radius of where you're located, Mr. Costco? Hhhmmmm? Quite a few I'll wager! You couldn't crush the dreams of small business retailers if your shareholder's pocketbooks counted on it! I freaking cut through Mom and Pop retail outlets like I was Tom Cruise and they were Katie Holmes's vulnerable desire to be loved!
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LINT is a finalist in World Book Day's "Spread the Word" book competition. Thanks to those who voted in the first round! The final WINNER is also to be decided by online vote, which has now started. People who voted in the first bout can vote AGAIN in this bit - so vote for LINT to WIN at this new link (if you want) - http://www.worldbookday.com/spreadtheword/books/book-detail-top-ten.asp?BookID=70 And tell friends and baffled strangers to vote too, for pity's sake.
It's now been 5 years of lies and atrocities in Iraq. If we wait for the next president, many more soldiers and civilians will be needlessly killed or maimed in the meantime. Please protest to end the occupation NOW, and ask others to do likewise. If someone you know is still undecided, please ask them to watch veterans testify in the WINTER SOLDIER hearings, MARCH 13-16. Go to ivaw dot org to learn more about the hearings. It's not too late -- we can still learn peace. Love, Eric
