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Evil Smiley's Interests
General
Destroying communities, environments and jobs. I love not providing health benefits my employees can afford... who WOULDN'T love that though, right? And secretly hiring immigrants so I can pay them backdoor wages! And convincing single mothers that Trimspa works! And Union busting! Oooohh and laying around eating Cherry Garcia Ice Cream while wearing my husband's work clothes, I just feel so safe and sensual. I'll be right back, I need to go count a few billion dollars (it may take a little while).
Music
The sound of as many humans as possible suffering in unison, Sheryl Crow, Edited versions of popular hip-hop, the sound an elderly person's joints make when they've been asked to skip lunch again by their manager and they realize they have to continue smiling for another solid hour or they'll be let go, Radiohead (but not Kid A, can anyone spell "pretentious"?)
Movies
Television
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Jack Bauer in Spanish means !Muy Picante!
Books
The DaVinci Code, and any book about a large corporation who recklessly abuses the rights of workers to turn a profit while espousing Christian values of charity and concern for others, !!!-- and if anyone from the Bible Belt asks, not Harry Potter- because that teaches children about witchcraft.
Heroes
The brave men and women who lost their lives on 9/11, The brave fighting men and women who are overseas in Iraq and Afghanistan, The brave colored survivors of Hurricane Katrina, and any other hot button group of people that I can use by attaching my image to them to make me look good to Middle America.
Hi everyone! My name is Evil Smiley. I've finally had a chance to set up my MySpace account. I've meaning to for a while because I really want to get the word out. Word out on what, you ask? Believe it or not - my life story is now a major motion picture!
About me.. well, I was born in 1962 in Bentonville, Arkansas. Some of my favorite hobbies include: destruction of communities, jobs and especially local retailers. I also have a sweet spot in my heart for ruining local environments. Since I have thousands of homes world wide, I've really gotten good at that. There is a lot more about me that I'm going to share with you soon, most likely on my web site. So come visit and don't forget to add yourself as a friend!
Who I'd like to meet: I would like to meet that bastard Costco in a dark alley sometime, my fists have a few things they'd like to talk to him about. He thinks he's so damn great just because he's a little younger than me and has an attached gas station, and fantastic deli style pizza at a reasonable price. Well how many small independent Mom and Pop stores still operate within a 50 mile radius of where you're located, Mr. Costco? Hhhmmmm? Quite a few I'll wager! You couldn't crush the dreams of small business retailers if your shareholder's pocketbooks counted on it! I freaking cut through Mom and Pop retail outlets like I was Tom Cruise and they were Katie Holmes's vulnerable desire to be loved!
LINT is a finalist in World Book Day's "Spread the Word" book competition. Thanks to those who voted in the first round! The final WINNER is also to be decided by online vote, which has now started. People who voted in the first bout can vote AGAIN in this bit - so vote for LINT to WIN at this new link (if you want) - http://www.worldbookday.com/spreadtheword/books/book-detail-top-ten.asp?BookID=70 And tell friends and baffled strangers to vote too, for pity's sake.
It's now been 5 years of lies and atrocities in Iraq. If we wait for the next president, many more soldiers and civilians will be needlessly killed or maimed in the meantime. Please protest to end the occupation NOW, and ask others to do likewise. If someone you know is still undecided, please ask them to watch veterans testify in the WINTER SOLDIER hearings, MARCH 13-16. Go to ivaw dot org to learn more about the hearings. It's not too late -- we can still learn peace. Love, Eric
Hey what's up! Thanks for your friendship and support. It really means a lot to us! New album "The Atrocity Exhibition: Exhibit A" is done and is due in North America on October 23 and October 26 in Europe via Nuclear Blast Records. Help us spread the word to all the friends. Hope to see you on tour.
Listen to the new album "The Atrocity Exhibition: Exhibit A", available for streaming in its entirety from October 15 until October 19 on our MySpace page.
Thanks so much for the add. After viewing your film and then following up with further research, there's no way I can ever step into another Wal-Mart again.
Thank you for the start of a very horrifically necessary enlightenment.
I just saw your documentary and I was both shaken and moved by it. Walmart is the devil incarnate, all greed, and no soul. They're only concern is the almighty dollar and what they have to do to make even more money! They have no concern for their own employees or customers, only for their shareholders. I will never buy from Wal-Mart again.
I finally fired AT&T. They are evil, more ways than can be imagined. After being a customer with little or no problems; then all of a sudden, they were at my door, knocking on it after 8pm - they blanketed the neighborhood trying to get everyone to bundle their existing phone service - to add television/internet services after 8pm. I almost called the cops, I rufused to open the door - they are annoying, snotty, greedy, rate raising bullies - and I fired them today! After being a customer my entire adult life; No longer are they getting $95 a month from me. I found services elsewhere and am now saving over $40 a month. The thing is, that they don't get is that we just want the services to work and not be hassled, don't knock on my door after 8pm.. this is Los Angeles F*CKERS! There is some scarey sh*t that goes down when people open their door to unexpected guests: And don't raise the rates on existing long time customers in order to get them into a bigger plan that is locked for 2 years. Have some respect. AT&T is going down, now.
The yellow ribbon is a symbol of the political impotency of the American public
In the early to mid 2000s the American people accepted the yellow ribbon because they literally had no other way to "support" to our soldiers. We tried to "support" our soldiers by preventing their deaths, but hey, what can you do? Despite the fact that the vast majority of the American population did not support a war in Iraq, our elected officials completely ignored us and started one anyway. And since the average person couldn't "support" our soldiers by preventing them from going to war and being killed (as they tried to do), they did the only thing they could do…and stuck a magnet on their car.
We appreciate the add and hope you'll stop by our page from time to time! If you see a blue Blazer with a canoe on top, license plate of "SOFTWARE", you've found our house. Come on over and say hi.
Fran & Dave (Annabelle and Phoenix say "arf")- somewhere in West Virginia
Fuck walmart!!..the only reason i am still there is to focus my band! it gives us time to meet and get paid for it!!! The whole band works there! DIE SMILEY DIE!!!
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