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19 years old
Renton, WASHINGTON
United States



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General

I like to write song parodies, work on Flash, work on PhotoShop, manage and frequent web forums, play video games, really, a wide variety of things...within a small range of interests. I appreciate comedy in all of its many forms.

Here are my parodies (written)
Music"Weird Al" Yankovic
Eminem
Akon
Lloyd Banks
Tech N9ne
G-Unit
Sean Paul
t.A.T.u.
D12
Chamillionaire
50 Cent
Initial D
Young Buck
Xzibit
Snoop Dogg
Obie Trice
Mozart
Nate Dogg
R.E.M.
Usher
Tony Yayo
Proof (R.I.P.)
Lil Jon
Bizarre
Ruben and the Novelty Shack (Mad Genius)
Eiffel 65
2pac
Nirvana
Dr. Dre
DGWP
Weirdo Jace
Nuclear Bubble Wrap

I like rap music the best, which is a very unpopular decision where I live. I enjoy it for its intriguing flow and chilling musical quality, but I do also really enjoy dance music, R&B, classical, and a little bit of music from all across the board, although I do tend to shy away from rock music (which, again, is a very unpopular decision where I live. Go figure. I'm just a little devil's advocate). I listen to a lot of soundtracks from video games and movies, as well. I also have a large collection of instrumental versions of songs. They come in handy as a parodist.

MoviesThe Naked Gun series
Kung Pow!: Enter the Fist
Airplane!
The Godfather
Pirates of the Caribbean series
Mulan
Thumbs! series
UHF
Star Wars series
Indiana Jones series
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Scary Movie 3
Godzilla series
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
The Princess Bride
The Emperor's New Groove
Toy Story series
The Lion King
Top Secret!
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Soylent Green
Dr. Strangelove
Batman Begins
Minority Report
The Phantom of the Opera
The Fugitive
Finding Forrester
Patch Adams
The Sixth Sense
Amadeus
The Matrix series
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
Braveheart
Citizen Kane

My DVD collection at IGN
TelevisionMystery Science Theater 3000
Freakazoid!
Animaniacs
SpongeBob Squarepants
Family Guy
Rocko's Modern Life
Batman
The Weird Al Show
The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Pinky & the Brain
The History Channel
The Food Network
The Travel Channel
Korean Soap Operas
More than anything, though, I like to watch cartoons. I'll just sit around and watch cartoons all afternoon if I have nothing better to do.
Video Games Conker: Live & Reloaded
PaRappa the Rapper
Banjo-Kazooie
Half-Life 2
Psychonauts
Kameo: Elements of Power
Um Jammer Lammy
The Movies
Super Smash Bros. Melee
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Star Wars Battlefront
Banjo-Tooie
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series
Pokemon series
Animal Crossing
Burnout Revenge
Soul Calibur II
PaRappa the Rapper 2
WarCraft III
F-Zero GX
Mario Tennis series
Worms series
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic series
Stuntman
Metroid Prime series
Super Mario 64
The Sims 2
Marvel vs. Capcom series
Final Fantasy series

I have a Gameboy Pocket, PlayStation, Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance, GameCube, PlayStation 2, Xbox, Xbox 360, Nintendo DS, and a PC that can run Oblivion (that means it kicks butt). I have emulated versions of the Super NES, Gameboy Advance, Nintendo 64, and Sega Genesis.

My entire video game collection
BooksThe Holy Bible (it's an older book, and quite a long one at that :P), um...sometimes I read the dictionary to expand my vocabulary...I don't really read as much as I should...Ah, we've read Lord of the Flies, Tale of Two Cities, and Macbeth in English and, I'll tell you, they're some of the best books I've ever read.
Websites WOWAY (World of "Weird Al" Yankovic forums)
ytmnd
Google
MySpace
Wikipedia
Superdickery
AmIRight
Snopes
Joystiq
Ask a Ninja
GameSpot
WeirdAl.com
Worth1000
YouTube
FARK
Something Awful
Uncyclopedia
IGN
GameFAQs
Homestar Runner
last.fm
HeroesJesus and "Weird Al" Yankovic are my heroes. I have such undying respect for Jesus and everything He did, I can't wait until I can finally meet Him and His papa. Weird Al really made me who I am today. He was the one who really molded my sense of humor into what it is now, he helped craft my attitude towards things, and anyone who knows me can definitely tell you that Al has certainly affected the way I talk and act in everyday life. Just to list off a few more: Steve Oedekerk (the most creative mind in comedy), Joel Hodgson (brilliant mind and very funny guy), Leslie Nielsen (king of Deadpan), Mike Nelson (wildly funny -- I love what he does), Kevin Murphy (ahh! The voice!), Jim Carrey (can pull off any role...ever), Andy Kaufman (the ultimate prankster and anti-humor God), Wayne Brady (talent and humor, but underappreciated), Ryan Stiles (very goofy, but really funny), Colin Mochrie (quiet and self-mocking and absolutely hilarious), Rodney Dangerfield (what else needs to be said? The King), Mitch Hedberg (the man had jokes for every occasion), and Sean Connery (the greatest non-comedic actor to ever live). I enjoy the comedy of Dane Cook, as well, but I don't see him as the type of person I want to be like.
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Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Anaheim, California
Body type:5' 11" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Protestant
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Student
Income:Less than $30,000

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Liberty Sr High School
Renton, WA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 
Current Courses:

2004 to 2008



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Hey there! I'm Ryan. I'd like to tell you how normal I am, because if you tell someone something enough, it'll become true. What is there to say about myself? Actually, I should be more specific. What is there to say about myself that will make you actually want to talk to me again in the future? I'm a high school student, I love Jesus, and I don't wrestle crocodiles. I think that pretty much sums up the person I've made of myself over the years that I've been blessed with on this planet. I hope to run into pleasent figures in the future which may or may not be you. While you're here, check out my blog -- it's full of the novel satire that can only be achieved by poking fun at the mind-numbingly cliche MySpace "quizzes" people feel obliged to fill out. I do the world a favor and keep them out of the bulletins, you do me a favor and enjoy my sarcastic comedy. Take care and God bless.



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Name:You can call me Ryan. Or, for convenience, if you just scream at the top of your lungs, you'll usually catch my attention
Birthday:January 10th. Watcha get me?
Birthplace:Anaheim, California ... or, at least, that's what they told the public...
Current Location:I'm filling a short term assignment on Earth
Eye Color:Well, most of it is white, but it has a big black spot in the middle. Is that normal?
Hair Color:Blond, but it'll be brown before you can say takwjas1~~asdjfnnn. Actually, it'll probably be gone by the time you can say that
Height:5'11" as seen on TV ;)
Right Handed or Left Handed:My right is my primary -- that's my mouse hand
Your Heritage:German, English, Jupitorian, Someguynamedmahlonian
The Shoes You Wore Today:Apparently, they're Airwalks ... don't bother ... they don't really work ...
Your Weakness:STAIRS! ... made of kryptonite
Your Fears:The future, the past, the present, the dark, the light, Earth, fire, wind, water, heart, Captain Planet, children, old people, everyone else, The Drew Carey Show, grenades, terrorists, accountants, zombies, witches, ghouls, random encounters, talking scarecrows, big Mexican kids, talking to girls, having the skin peeled off of my face by a man in a poncho, a piñata with a baseball bat, stalkers, ingrown toenails, acid rain, volcanoes, alien invasion, Chinese invasion, any kind of invasion, the police, rabid wolverines, bad drivers, fish hooks, Dave Rossi, gangs, Gothic kids, spiders, bugs, the year 2007, 666s appearing my life, people who care about Tom Cruise's wedding, myself, I always feel like somebody's watching me, computer viruses, smooth criminals, death metal, bears, people that want to kill me, screwing things up, the draft, people with guns, giant enemy crabs, and insects.
Your Perfect Pizza:Let's see...there'd have to be cheese, pepperoni, bacon, sausage, money, and tickets to the Transformers Movie premiere
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Girlfirend ... oh, I'm sorry, something I actually expect to happen? Um...world peace
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:"Hello"
Thoughts First Waking Up:I wonder where they hid the key today
Your Best Physical Feature:My uvula
Your Bedtime:8:00 in the morning
Your Most Missed Memory:...How would I know if I'm missing it?
Pepsi or Coke:Neither, thank you
MacDonalds or Burger King:Burger King may just serve the most delicious food this side of the Mississippi River...and on the other side of the Mississippi River...and probably on the Mississippi River
Single or Group Dates:I'd be happy with either, at this point
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:I wasn't aware there were even multiple brands O_o
Chocolate or Vanilla:Yes please
Cappuccino or Coffee:What's the difference?
Do you Smoke:Only when I'm on fire
Do you Swear:Only when I'm in court
Do you Sing:Only when I'm ... um ... at a place where singing would be acceptable
Do you Shower Daily:Daily's a big boy. He can wash himself
Have you Been in Love:No, but I hear JFK Plaza is quite nice this time of year
Do you want to go to College:Do I want to go through four more years of school? Not really. Will I? Yes
Do you want to get Married:Yeah! Well, I mean, not today. Sometime later...like in 5 years or something
Do you belive in yourself:I believe that I exist, yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:No
Do you think you are Attractive:No, but I'm glad I don't just look like everyone else. I'm a weird looking individual, which I think really completes the Ryan ExperienceTM
Are you a Health Freak:No, but I've always been healthy, and that's a blessing
Do you get along with your Parents:Even when we don't agree over things, very rarely do we ever kill anyone
Do you like Thunderstorms:Oh yes...unless the internet goes down...
Do you play an Instrument:I play the violin. What were you expecting? Guitar, bass, drums or lead vocals? You've been spending too much time on MySpace
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:No, come on. Have some class
In the past month have you Smoked:No, come on. Have some class
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No, come on. Have some class
In the past month have you gone on a Date:No, come on. Be realistic here
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes. They didn't have what I was looking for, thankyouverymuch
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:I wasn't aware they came in "boxes" per se
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yeah. For Thanksgiving, actually
In the past month have you been on Stage:Definately
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:In the safety of my own shower, yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No ... unless you count illegal downloads...
Ever been Drunk:Never...but I still can't walk in a straight line
Ever been called a Tease:These questions are just getting more and more vital, aren't they?
Ever been Beaten up:I wouldn't call it getting beaten up. I'd say it was a tie
Ever Shoplifted:Well...jeez...as, like, a 1st grader...
How do you want to Die:In a mysterious murder that people would be scratching their heads over for centuries to come ... at age 102
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A voice actor, psychologist, or programmer
What country would you most like to Visit:The Land of the Rising Sun
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Brown
Favourite Hair Color:Black
Short or Long Hair:Those are both so subjectice...I like medium, happy?
Height:About five feet idontcare inches
Weight:I think that really depends on the height, doesn't it?
Best Clothing Style:Not goth, not emo, not gangsta, not really sexy...in fact, pretty much normal. I can't stand these cultural clichés that everyone places themselves in. Why can't everyone just define themselves the way they see fit instead of choosing from 12 culturally accepted styles and choosing which one best fits their tastes?
Number of Drugs I have taken:Oh, we're talking about me again now? Alright -- I've taken zero drugs, other than those given to me by men with MD after their names
Number of CDs I own:On my computer, hundreds and hundreds
Number of Piercings:None
Number of Tattoos:None
Number of things in my Past I Regret:27 to the 27th

Bandwagons are cool! - or - Feed babies to the evil, fire-breathing dragon
Best friend trading cards
I have 100 dollars in my wallet
"Weird Al" Yankovic

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Jun

Posch

Joey

Marissa

Sarah

algonacchick

spacedingo

Jigawatt

Dave "Elvis" Rossi

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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet "Weird Al" Yankovic...again. He's my hero. Yes, I already met him once, but it'd still be great to meet him again. I'd like to meet Jesus, but not too soon...because...that'd mean I'd be...dead...um, I'd like to meet Steve Oedekerk. He's a really funny guy. Oh, and Joel Hodgson, Mike Nelson, Trace Beaulieu, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, and Mary Jo Phel.


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 Mar 11 2009 8:02 PM

Dearest Ryan,
Hello there. Not exactly sure if you still run this myspace with the whole insert coin(s) to continue thing going on and such. Sorry I don't have any quarters, or even chuckie cheese's tokens... Anyways just asking for your gamertag cuz... you guessed it, we got a 360.
So send it back will ya?
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Chris Cao



 May 27 2008 11:57 PM

Ryan Hamann is hot.
Chris

Chris Cao



 Mar 21 2008 11:41 PM

It appears that you have moved your base of operations to Facebook. I shall cover all of the bases since my last comment though. Happy Groundhog's Day, Lunar New Year, Valentine's Day (Day-before-candy-goes-on-sale according to you), President's Day, Leap Year Day, St.
Patrick's Day, and soon to be Easter!
Melissa {CPFoA}

Melissa {CPFoA}



 Jan 10 2008 6:41 PM

Happy Birthday!
Chris

Chris Cao



 Jan 10 2008 2:36 PM

Happy Birthday on MySpace too!
Your Best friend [Johnny]

Your Best friend [Johnny]



 Oct 30 2007 6:03 AM

but there's no use crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake!
Chris

Chris Cao



 Oct 13 2007 6:19 AM

yarg.

:)
Chris

Chris Cao



 Sep 28 2007 12:42 PM

I liked the "add comment" thing with the guy better when there was no background to it.
Chris

Chris Cao



 Sep 17 2007 6:40 AM

Ryan has survived God's attempt to reclaim his funniest creation.
LAKE

LAKE



 Sep 13 2007 9:37 PM

Hey Ryan! How was the concert? I sadly didn't get to go because nobody wanted to drive an hour to see weird al besides me...
Chris

Chris Cao



 Sep 13 2007 5:07 AM

Ryan is at a Weird Al concert right now!

Tell me how it was.


I'm sure you will have nothing but criticism and sarcastic comments.
The Hip Hop Hamburglar

The Hip Hop Hamburglar



 Sep 9 2007 1:38 AM

HAIKEEBA!!
Chris

Chris Cao



 Sep 8 2007 1:58 AM

hahahha.
Chris

Chris Cao



 Sep 7 2007 5:18 AM

Kids in the 60's were pretty lawltastic
Chris

Chris Cao



 Aug 29 2007 9:11 PM

Ryannnn. What have you been up to?
R3PO...M3MB3R FDIC

Vanessa Troutman



 Aug 16 2007 2:28 AM

niiice...i tried that but it was too slow, and i'm too impatient.
Chris

Chris Cao



 Aug 14 2007 5:20 PM

boom bada tch bada wikka wikka waww wikka waww waww.

just laying down a phat beat for your myspace.
R3PO...M3MB3R FDIC

Vanessa Troutman



 Jul 15 2007 1:15 AM

hey...nice outfit. i must say, you look dead sexy...lol.
Chris

Chris Cao



 Jul 13 2007 6:21 PM

A happy Friday the 13th to you, sir.
Content for now

Charles Payne



 Jun 26 2007 5:55 PM

Torgo?

Man you are a work of art sometimes. Hope you've been doing ok.
Chris

Chris Cao



 Jun 22 2007 11:40 PM

hangoutage sometime in the next week?
Chris

Chris Cao



 Jun 16 2007 5:28 AM

Feels good to be done with labs, exams, and late night hw sessions for the Buchster.
Chris

Chris Cao



 Jun 16 2007 5:06 AM

Yessss. Surprise part 2 was so awesome. Yessssss removing staplessss.

An even better surprise was getting to go outside for two consecutive fire alarms. This was probably Buchli's doing.
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