Andy C

www.myspace.com/ikklefishproductions

Une vielle valise usée, un hotel quelque part et cette blessure qui ne guérira jamais.

  • Age: Private / Male
  • Citizen Smith Land, London and South East, UK
  • Last Login: Private

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Interests

  • General

    I love nothing more than terrorising, confusing and playing practical jokes on people, especially if they're drunk, asleep, or think they know better… it’s just the best! I love anything humorous that’ll make me roar so hard, pain within various body parts starts to develop and cripples me!!! Ummm... pistachio nuts and life in general, the world is a fantastic place regardless of the scare mongering tactics infringed daily on our psyches by the media, and governments alike. It just makes it easier for them to pass illegitimate legislation, prejudice, xenophobia and that most pointless of things... George Bush! Ignore them, get up, get out, enjoy and instigate change!
  • Music

    Anything that keeps my interest for longer than 30 seconds is a bonus, I appreciate all music regardless of genre. However grunge and rock music is the way to my heart and soul. Music I think, is the one thing I can honestly say I couldn't live without... oh and of course the obvious ones air, food, water and sex, gotta have the sex!!!
  • Movies

    Almost any film going, there's too many of them to mention, and yes even the Police Academy Films, except mission to Moscow, that truly was an awful film.
  • Television

    Not a lot, if i can help it, I've better things to do!!! Like pull my eyes out and wash them in lemon juice! Though when I feel the boredom creep, anything funny and cartoon based, The Tick, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy.. blah blah blah! Though there's no show better than Diagnosis Murder for late afternoon watching... it's so bad, it actually makes me feel quite talented!
  • Books

    Anything by Kerouac, Burroughs, Orwell, Tolkien, Brautigan, Bukowski, McNab and most books in general, especially rare and 1st editions! They are windows for imagination, creativity and a way of life! Vital tools for anyone, let alone questioning dickheads like me! Oh and if you're feeling disillusioned with the world and want to feel better, read the Toa of Pooh & the Te of Piglet, marvellous book!
  • Heroes

    The little voice inside my head that pushes me beyond my limits and makes me do things I thought impossible. This Planet in all its magnificence! Danger Mouse, because no one remembers!!! Super Ted, Banana Man, Count Duckula, and of course, the fable Tipula Paludosa, aka the daddy long legs! Any creature that unfortunate and lacking in any ability, even to just about exist, let alone fly, needs all the help it can get! "Viva the daddy long legs!"

Details

  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: I was born under a peripatetic star
  • Occupation: Perpetual student of Time & Light

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About me:

First and foremost "oi oi!" Many thanks for stopping by! Greatly appreciated! Well what's there to say? I’m a dirty blonde haired, ginge bearded, monkey man, with stubble & scars, born under a peripatetic star that meandered through the 70s in that most auspicious of months, July! Who surfs, climbs rocks & trees, wrestles with sharks, has pale skin and dreams one day to have his very own pet Dinosaur called "Burt". I actively involve myself in most forms of art, occasionally perform on stage/TV and enjoy breaking strings with angsty blues/rock/grunge guitar as a singer song writer, “Hey I can still dream I’m young and in pain!”;P

Aside this, I’m a photographic whore to the fashion and music industries, selling my soul even further, by recently moonlighting as an advertising photographer... Ooh! The shame!! The shame of it all!! I’ve contributed works to various UK and international publications, books and interpipe things, as well as being given the powers to annoy at the odd music festival or two. So if you get the chance and have the time, please click on this link www.andrewchapman.co.uk to visit my website. I won't take it personally if you don't, you'll just be missing out is all! And that'd be a shame.

I wasn't built to work behind a desk all day, though I often find myself here... grrr! So if you see my little orange thingy blinking, don't be a stranger come say “Hello!” I won't bite... although that thing standing behind you might!.... got ya! And if I'm not living my sad life through here, then.. I'll leave it to your imagination, as to where I'll be... Adiós muchachos

Andy C :D

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Who I'd like to meet:

Those who are able to maintain a good sense of humour most, if, not all of the time, who understand sarcasm, because, if you don't, be prepared to spend a lifetime being deeply insulted... by me! Like minded people, who never give up, who aren’t afraid of being themselves, who like to whistle away an eve in tête-à-tête, discussing the finer points of green olives, whilst indulging in the odd tipple or two. And really anyone who isn't a prat, marlin or a plumb for that matter!

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Comments

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  • Jul 3 2009 4:42 PM

    Welcome to the Future family.
    Big Daddy Kai. TFSOS.
  • Jul 2 2009 5:01 PM

    Ah monsieur with your kind words you are really spoiling us!

    It's Not OOOOOOOver :D
  • Jun 30 2009 2:05 PM

    I think i've a boil on my ass?
  • Jun 28 2009 8:27 PM

    Thank you very much for the sunshine! It was a great weekend full of sun! Hope yours was the same?! x
  • Jun 27 2009 9:24 AM

    Hey yeah I am ok...getting ready for the weekend :o)

    No its not that hot it looks like it will rain, but still with a bit of sunshine. I hope the rain will stay away I have planned to do seomthing outside today...rain would be bad for that.

    So send me some shunshine thoughts! ;o)

    x
  • Jun 26 2009 9:59 PM

    What would YOU do, if you had a half day off? x
  • Jun 26 2009 2:31 PM

    Money whats that? no, no none of that at the moment....come to their next London gig? would love to see you....life certainly throws curve balls, but we grow don't we?....speak soon me darlin'....Gillie..xx
  • Jun 24 2009 12:52 PM

    btw i heard that buttermilk and cucumbers are perfect aganist sunburn. just don't eat them after putting them on the face ;)
  • Jun 23 2009 8:11 PM

    wel, better than having a nervous breakdown due to inappropriate medication...grrr....fucking doctors...too little time for us sensitive humans, only interested in money...yea, whenever you feel like getting all the worst off your chest-type on mate. xx
  • Jun 23 2009 7:27 PM

    hey sweet cheeks, yea, loads of work, little time to contemplate, and a few moments of true inspired beauty in between. and you? all on the bright side? xx