I’m a big huge dork, and I’m not even slightly ashamed of it. I really really wish I had a 1337 name. I collect email addresses, but never get any email. I spend way too much time on the internet. I wish I could speak Klingon, but unfortunately I’m just not that cool. I speak in incoherent ramblings, that even I don’t understand. Popular belief has it that my name is Jason, not completely sure why. I am ridiculously shy, but I’ll talk your ear off if given that chance. I get overtly excited about absolutely ridiculous things. And I’m really impatient. I have a well defined Neanderthal man brow, my ears are lop sided, I have a perpetually dilated pupil, I have a huge head and there is a big ass on my forehead, but only when I’m thinking or mad, and I’ll always be the first one to throw an insult my way. When I’m not on the internet, working, or looking for new physical defects in the mirror, I take pictures. You can see them here, here, or even here. If you like them it's APPARENTLY ok to use them without any credit giving to me, except that it's so NOT. Freakin' jackass! And my cell phone still is quite certain that I’m freakin’ awesome.
