Shag
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As long as you got the curves, baby, I got the angles -- W. Jack
Male
31 years old
LEOMINSTER, Massachusetts
United States
Last Login: 10/21/2009
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Shag's Interests
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| General | My interests include cigarettes, movies, pettable animals, humor, politics, camping, music, art, cooking/eating food, outrage, uncontrollable laughter, and taking naps. | | Music | Music is the best! I'm not going to be snobby and list it all, I'm sure you wouldn't be impressed anyway. Ok fine, here are a few:
Alice in Chains, Animals, Bgsssss, Beach Boys, Beatles, Ben Folds (Five), Billy Preston, Björk, Blind Faith, Brian Wilson, Bruce Springsteen, Burt Bacharach, CAKE, Cake Like, Captain Beefheart, Cars, Cat Stevens, Corrosion of Conformity, Crazy World of Arthur Brown, Cream, Das EFX, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Deep Purple, Diamond Dave, Donovan, Dr. John, Dr. Hook, Duncan Sheik, Dylan, ELO, ELP, Elton John/Bernie Taupin, Esquivel, Faith No More, Firewater, Freedy Johnston, Geggy Tah, Gene Pitney, Genesis, Grand Funk, Guess Who, Hamell on Trial, Hayden, Heart, Iron Maiden, Jackson Five, James Brown (RIP), Jim Croce, Joe Jackson, John Barry, Kinks, KISS (Ace Frehley era only), Kool Keith, Mastodon, MELVINS, Men at Work, Michael Jackson, Mike Patton, Motörhead, Moxy Früvous, Mr. Bungle, Nilsson, NIN, Ohio Players, Pantera (RIP Dimebag), Peter Gabriel, P-Funk, Pink Floyd, Primus, Radiohead, Richard Cheese, Rick James (RIP and I'm sorry I accidentally killed you), Rodgers & Hammerstein, Simon and/or Garfunkel, Small Faces, Soul Coughing/Mike Doughty, Soundgarden, Spacehog, Sponge, Steely Dan, Stevie Wonder, Stones, STP, Supertramp, Suzanne Vega, Talking Heads, The Hollies, Three Dog Night, Tom Waits, Traffic, Unicorns, Van Halen (NOT Van Hagar), Warren Zevon, WEEN, Wesley Willis, Yes, Zappa/Mothers, Zombies, showtunes, and many more that I can’t currently think of. | | Movies | Anything directed by Chris Nolan, Coen Brothers, Hitchcock, Aranofsky, Terry Gilliam, John McTiernan, Barry Levinson, Sidney Lumet, David O. Russell, Ivan Reitman. Also, I'm a big fan of things involving Charlie Kaufman, Al Pacino (up until about 1996), Johnny Depp, Sam Rockwell, Connie Nielsen, Chris Meloni, and pretty much anyone who was ever on UCB, The State, Mr. Show, or Arrested Development. There, I've scratched the surface. | | Television | Arrested Development (RIP) is the best thing ever created in human history. I also love Curb your Enthusiasm, the A-Team, Upright Citizens Brigade, The State, Seinfeld, and Cheaters. | | Books | George Orwell, Roald Dahl, Confederacy of Dunces, Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, William Goldman, pretty much any coffee table book with good pictures, Taschen, and Jack Chick tracts. | | Heroes | Larry David, Larry Bird, Denny Dent, Frank Zappa, Joseph Merrick, Wolfman Jack, Alan Freed, and my parents.
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Shag's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Merrimack NH | | Body type: | 5' 7" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Super Genius | | Income: | $45,000 to $60,000 |
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Shag's Schools
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Syracuse University
Syracuse, NY
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Illustration
Minor: Being Drunk
Clubs: Popov Society
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1996 to 2000 |
Merrimack High School
Merrimack, NH
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Yearbook
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1992 to 1996 |
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Shag loves bacon Posted at 4:38 PM Jun 29, 2008
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About me:
Although I have a suspicion that MySpace may single-handedly be responsible for the irreversible decline of civlization as we know it, I came back on here so long-lost friends have a way to find me.
Stop looking at this page. Go outside and take a walk, or go somewhere where there are other human beings and talk to them using your human voice.
If you insist on staying at your computer, go look at my work and other interesting stuff at my website.
About me... here's an interesting tidbit. I simultaneously love humans and hate humanity. Or maybe it's the other way around... Anyway, despite my apparent crankiness I'm actually a pretty nice guy, but I am also extremely cynical and easily annoyed. I have a great sense of humor, great taste in music, movies, food, and many other things, and a mind that is a thirsty sponge soaking up trivial information at all times.
I would like to apologize to the entire world for accidentally killing Rick James. I spilled coffee on my Rick James t-shirt, and a few hours later his lifeless body was found in Burbank.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone, as long as it's in real life and not through a computer screen. I like people who are funny, thoughtful, and philosophical.
If you're an advertisement, a band, a movie, a comedian, an unrealistically "hot" bimbo with a webcam link, or in any other way not an actual human being, don't even bother asking me to be your friend, because you'll be denied without hesitation. This also applies to anyone who still has "Tom" as a listed friend. I'm not here to collect hundreds of fake friends, watch your webcam striptease, earn money by taking surveys, or listen to your crappy band. Thanks.
Q:What's the ugliest part of your body?
A:I think it's your mind.
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