Michelle Whiskey

FEAR ME. FOR I AM THE FUTURE. FOR I AM TOMORROW.

- I am the minority at its finest.
- I love to laugh.
- If I could pick one word to describe me it would be: "What?"
- I've been known to creep it real.
- My dream job would have to be porn camera man, lumberjack, or cow boy.
- Shirley Temples are love.
- OH I'M SORRY MY PROPER GRAMMAR AND SPELLING THREW YOU A CURVE BALL.
- I have horrible vision. HORRIBLE.
- I'm more of a man than you'll ever be.
- I FUCKING LOVE READING.
- I was born in Salinas, California.
- Most of my friends are in my head. That's ok, it's nice here.
- All my forefathers are gypsies and horse thieves.
- Love is... Randal McMurphy breaking glass with a basketball.
- The truth is... Guy Montag setting Captain Beatty one fire with a flamethrower.
- Home is... Opium; a strip of land between Aztlán and the United States.


( I'm more of a Rammstein fan than you. Get over it. )