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I Love Lard

		my girl's got a dick hangin' out of her shorts Female 24 years old Anaheim, California United States Last Login: 7/4/2009

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I Love Lard 's Interests

General

Podcasting, Reading, Knitting, Punk Rock, Drawing, Writing, Politics, Human Rights, Not supporting Corporate Meat Industry and fucking your mom

Music

Anything that grabs me, I'll listen to. I'm deeply rooted in punk rock and I have gained an appreciation of hip hop over the last few years. I feel like they're siblings in a way. Also, I hate over-produced pop music, and I feel guilty when I find it catchy.

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*Your Life: The Soundtrack*
Opening credits:	Lost in the supermarket - clash
Waking up:	dimond dogs - david bowie
Average day:	terminal preppie - dead kennedys
First date:	if reagan played disco - minutemen
Falling in love:	do you realize - flaming lips
Love scene:	get addicted - the addicts
Fight scene:	Sex and Violence - exploited
Breaking up:	hit me - sounds
Getting back together:	going to gorgia - atom and his package
Secret love:	Girl U want - devo
Life's okay:	breakdown - handsome boy modeling school
Mental breakdown:	first aid - subhumnas
Driving:	boogie chillin - john lee hooker
Learning a lesson:	pride & dignity - guttersnipe
Deep thought:	dumb -nirvana
Flashback:	dreaming is free - blondie
Partying:	I don't wanna die for my country -square cools
Happy dance:	his name's doom - danger mouse and mf doom
Regreting:	heroin - lou reed
Long night alone:	settle down - the specials
Death scene:	whats left of the flag - flogging molly
Closing credits:	back in the day when I was young (I'm not a kid anymore)
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Movies

SLC Punk, Pricella Queen of the Desert, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Party Monster, Frida, Desparado, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vols 1 and 2, Saved, Bowling for Colombine, The Dreamers, I Heart Huckabees, Happiness, Nowhere, Doom Generation, Bad Education, Shawn of the Dead, Mall Rats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Office Space, Cecil B Demented, B. Monkey, Heathers, The Living End, Sin City, Kung Fu Hustle, Shao Lin Soccar, Die Mommy Die, Dont Be A Menace to South Central While You're Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Tank Girl, Imaginary Heroes, City of Lost Children, Amelie, High Tention, 3-Iron, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Mysterious Skin, Opposite of Sex, Happy Endings, Old Boy, The Birdcage, Taking Lives, V for vendetta, thumbsucher, bounce, all the batman movies, everything is illuminated

Television

Old: In Living Color, Greg the Bunny, MASH, Daria, Queer as Folk, Futurama, Abfab, The Golden Girls New : Drawn Together, South Park, Venture Bros., Family Guy, Law and Order, CSI, My Name is Earl, American Dad, Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, House, Heroes, Sarah Silverman Program,

Books

"1984" by George Orwell, "Cunt" by Inga Muscio, "House of Mango Street" and "My Wicked Ways" by Sandra Ciceneros, "The Prophet" by Kalik Gibran, Henry Miller's "Batman Year One", "V for Vendetta", "Powers", "Mysterious Skin", David Sedaris, Allen Ginsberg, Maya Angelou, Henry Rollins, "The Stranger", "Tank Girl", "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen," Dorothy Allison,

Heroes

It's me, you fuckers. It's always been me.

Groups:

SCAC, Al-Anon Support Group, My mom rules, Ink Addiction, Guys Without Washboard Stomachs, & The Girls That Like Them., t-shirt surgery, good times, Alateen

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I Love Lard 's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Pasadena, California
Body type:	5' 4" / More to love!
Ethnicity:	Latino / Hispanic
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:	No / No
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Copyriter

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*The Marina Survey*
What system of government do you prefer?	Small democracies with large local governments
Are you one of the 37% of people who still like George W Bush?	no
If so, how often do you fuck your cousin?	-
Okay, I'm sorry, that was mean, maybe your relatives live far away, and I just exacerbated the situation by reminding you of your lack of sex life. I apologize	it's okay
What's more awsome about fat chicks, the fact that their tits are huge, or the fact that they're open minded as well as sexually voracious?	I'd say the second one.
So, do you think this 'obey' guy is a douche or not?	I don't know, really
Okay, how about George Lucas, genius or bigger douche than that 'obey' asshole?	Total douche for sure
Are you prepared to die for you beliefs, or just to dye your hair?	Can I die for my beliefs with dyed hair?
When they kick at your front door, how you gonna come? With your hands on your head or on the trigger of your gun?	I'm actually planning to go out the back, you know, be elusive
On a scale of 1 to 10, how often do you have any idea what that Marina chick is going on about?	3
Do you ever bitch about how fucked up the world is?	all the time. One could even say constantly
Do you ever try to do anything about it?	Yeah. I vote, I'm part of 'vote for equality california'
And why not?	I just said I did, God.
Are you handicapped or Handicapable?	Handicapable fo sho
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?	Sort of.
Do you know that God can see your thoughts?	I don't, actually
Yeah, but how can you be sure?	That's the whole point, my friend
Do you think that advertising is misogynistic?	hells yeah
Are you disgusted or turned on by Lindsay Lohan?	Disgusted to the point of arousal
go here: http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/ll42.jpg How about now?	Yeah, ewe
Have you ever picked your bugger and ate it?	once. It didn't taste good, so I didn't do it again.
What's the thing kids used to tease you about in school?	being fat and annoying
How much do you think that was actually your fault and how much do you think it is the fault of our social system trying to get everyone to conform to their narrow standards?	I think the annoying thing was all me, but the fat part was the conforming to narrow standards deal
Do you somethimes think that maybe Marina should shut the fuck up about society and the system, and human rights and shit?	Yeah
Do you realize that everytime you think marina should shut up about all the problems in the world is probably right about when marina is thinking that you are a waste of space and air because you don't seem to care at all?	Yeah
See, isn't that better, now we both have somehting to be butt hurt about.	I do feel better
Write something awesome about fat chicks	There's so much! They're kind, and soft, they look younger than they are, they usually know where the good food is, and their wickedly funny because they're not concerned with keeping up appearances as much as skinny chicks are.
Do you hope that whatever you said was awesome about fat chicks will someday be awesome about you?	yeah
I think it's only fair to tell you that this whole quiz was a curse, and the more you hate fat chicks, the more you yourself will become something disgusting and insignificant to everyone else in the world. Have fun with that	I'll just resolve to like fat chicks a little more each day
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MOMMY TO AN ANGEL BABY	May 31 2009 10:27 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Hotties For Sale! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- I Love Lard , just sending you a kiss to brighten your day. Come check out the Hottest Users on MySpace with me on Hotties For Sale!
MOMMY TO AN ANGEL BABY	May 30 2009 11:02 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Hotties For Sale! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey I Love Lard , just showing you some love by sending you a Kiss. Are you going to kiss me back or what?
All Sould Out	May 16 2009 7:46 PM i really hope to see you at scac i miss you mucho the rza says hi
Elizabeth Zelvin	Nov 26 2008 10:08 PM Hi Lard! Wishing you an abundant and joyful Thanksgiving. :) Liz PS I have a lot to be thankful for, including my deal with St. Martin's for Death Will Help You Leave Him, the follow-up to Death Will Get You Sober.
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Sheri Zampelli aka Gal VanIZed	Jun 16 2008 12:31 AM I just posted a blog about the power of self-hate and the importance of self-love. It's titled, "I Had NO Idea I Was Swimming in a Sea of Self-Criticism." I was thinking you might want to read it http://sherizampelli. com/blog/?p=121
Child of the Sun	Jun 9 2008 1:32 AM I don't love lard...but I love Marina!!! ps. I have to leave the picnic early...so if you're coming come early!
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SpankingBeaArthur	May 10 2008 10:42 PM Can you beat my score on the "Name the 80's Movies" quiz? What 80s film is this? a) Young Blood b) Dirty Dancing c) Red Dawn d) Staying Alive e) The Experts To take the quiz you will need to add the Movies app. Dare ya! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Movies application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
SpankingBeaArthur	Feb 21 2008 7:06 AM Gay-Cat just wanted to get a jumpstart on wishing you a PURRRR-fect weekend! Don't hate him 'cause he's beautiful!
Child of the Sun	Feb 19 2008 8:31 PM I was reading through your book section and I never knew you were into Camus. This makes you even more ausome.
MOMMY TO AN ANGEL BABY	Feb 12 2008 7:07 AM im doing the girlfriend thing again...lol tony has a show tomorrow night in long beach :)
The Gunner	Feb 9 2008 12:56 PM Get Some Cool Face Graphics Here!!
Elizabeth Zelvin	Feb 8 2008 3:12 PM An early Happy Valentine's Day,Marina. May every kind of love come your way: romance, intimacy, friendship, family, and fellowship. Liz
SpankingBeaArthur	Jan 20 2008 6:18 PM Happy Sunday! Just stopping by to say "hi!"
Child of the Sun	Jan 9 2008 3:36 AM What's up Marina? We should hang out sometime soon.
Big Gay Sex Show	Dec 24 2007 6:47 PM Sending you Freak Love!
Jayna	Dec 23 2007 10:47 PM Hey Marina; Love your podcast :-) Happy Happy Hollydays! -Jayna
Elizabeth Zelvin	Dec 22 2007 8:08 PM Hope you're having a wonderful holiday season. :) Liz
Alex Lamb	Dec 8 2007 8:56 AM sorry i missed you last week. Are you doing one again this sunday?

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