I Love Lard
I Love Lard my girl's got a dick hangin' out of her shorts

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Son Giriş: 17.10.2009
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   İletişim | I Love Lard

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    I Love Lard | İlgi Alanları
GenelPodcasting, Reading, Knitting, Punk Rock, Drawing, Writing, Politics, Human Rights, Not supporting Corporate Meat Industry and fucking your mom
MüzikAnything that grabs me, I'll listen to. I'm deeply rooted in punk rock and I have gained an appreciation of hip hop over the last few years. I feel like they're siblings in a way. Also, I hate over-produced pop music, and I feel guilty when I find it catchy.

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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits:Lost in the supermarket - clash
Waking up:dimond dogs - david bowie
Average day:terminal preppie - dead kennedys
First date:if reagan played disco - minutemen
Falling in love:do you realize - flaming lips
Love scene:get addicted - the addicts
Fight scene:Sex and Violence - exploited
Breaking up:hit me - sounds
Getting back together:going to gorgia - atom and his package
Secret love:Girl U want - devo
Life's okay:breakdown - handsome boy modeling school
Mental breakdown:first aid - subhumnas
Driving:boogie chillin - john lee hooker
Learning a lesson:pride & dignity - guttersnipe
Deep thought:dumb -nirvana
Flashback:dreaming is free - blondie
Partying:I don't wanna die for my country -square cools
Happy dance:his name's doom - danger mouse and mf doom
Regreting:heroin - lou reed
Long night alone:settle down - the specials
Death scene:whats left of the flag - flogging molly
Closing credits:back in the day when I was young (I'm not a kid anymore)
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FilmlerSLC Punk, Pricella Queen of the Desert, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Party Monster, Frida, Desparado, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vols 1 and 2, Saved, Bowling for Colombine, The Dreamers, I Heart Huckabees, Happiness, Nowhere, Doom Generation, Bad Education, Shawn of the Dead, Mall Rats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Office Space, Cecil B Demented, B. Monkey, Heathers, The Living End, Sin City, Kung Fu Hustle, Shao Lin Soccar, Die Mommy Die, Dont Be A Menace to South Central While You're Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Tank Girl, Imaginary Heroes, City of Lost Children, Amelie, High Tention, 3-Iron, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Mysterious Skin, Opposite of Sex, Happy Endings, Old Boy, The Birdcage, Taking Lives, V for vendetta, thumbsucher, bounce, all the batman movies, everything is illuminated
TelevizyonOld: In Living Color, Greg the Bunny, MASH, Daria, Queer as Folk, Futurama, Abfab, The Golden Girls New : Drawn Together, South Park, Venture Bros., Family Guy, Law and Order, CSI, My Name is Earl, American Dad, Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, House, Heroes, Sarah Silverman Program,
Kitaplar"1984" by George Orwell, "Cunt" by Inga Muscio, "House of Mango Street" and "My Wicked Ways" by Sandra Ciceneros, "The Prophet" by Kalik Gibran, Henry Miller's "Batman Year One", "V for Vendetta", "Powers", "Mysterious Skin", David Sedaris, Allen Ginsberg, Maya Angelou, Henry Rollins, "The Stranger", "Tank Girl", "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen," Dorothy Allison,
KahramanlarıIt's me, you fuckers. It's always been me.
Gruplar: SCACAl-Anon Support GroupMy mom rulesInk AddictionGuys Without Washboard Stomachs, & The Girls That Like Them.t-shirt surgerygood timesAlateen

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     I Love Lard | Detaylar
Durumu:İlişkide
Burada olma nedeni:Arkadaşlar
Tercih:Heteroseksüel
Doğum Yeri:Pasadena, California
Vücut türü:164cm / Sevilecek daha çok şey var!
Etnik kimlik:Latin / Hispanik
Burcu:Oğlak
Sigara / İçki:Hayır / Hayır
Eğitim:Üniversite mezunu
Meslek:Copyriter



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The Marina Survey
What system of government do you prefer?Small democracies with large local governments
Are you one of the 37% of people who still like George W Bush?no
If so, how often do you fuck your cousin?-
Okay, I'm sorry, that was mean, maybe your relatives live far away, and I just exacerbated the situation by reminding you of your lack of sex life. I apologizeit's okay
What's more awsome about fat chicks, the fact that their tits are huge, or the fact that they're open minded as well as sexually voracious?I'd say the second one.
So, do you think this 'obey' guy is a douche or not?I don't know, really
Okay, how about George Lucas, genius or bigger douche than that 'obey' asshole?Total douche for sure
Are you prepared to die for you beliefs, or just to dye your hair?Can I die for my beliefs with dyed hair?
When they kick at your front door, how you gonna come? With your hands on your head or on the trigger of your gun?I'm actually planning to go out the back, you know, be elusive
On a scale of 1 to 10, how often do you have any idea what that Marina chick is going on about?3
Do you ever bitch about how fucked up the world is?all the time. One could even say constantly
Do you ever try to do anything about it?Yeah. I vote, I'm part of 'vote for equality california'
And why not?I just said I did, God.
Are you handicapped or Handicapable?Handicapable fo sho
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?Sort of.
Do you know that God can see your thoughts? I don't, actually
Yeah, but how can you be sure?That's the whole point, my friend
Do you think that advertising is misogynistic?hells yeah
Are you disgusted or turned on by Lindsay Lohan?Disgusted to the point of arousal
go here: http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/ll42.jpg How about now?Yeah, ewe
Have you ever picked your bugger and ate it?once. It didn't taste good, so I didn't do it again.
What's the thing kids used to tease you about in school?being fat and annoying
How much do you think that was actually your fault and how much do you think it is the fault of our social system trying to get everyone to conform to their narrow standards?I think the annoying thing was all me, but the fat part was the conforming to narrow standards deal
Do you somethimes think that maybe Marina should shut the fuck up about society and the system, and human rights and shit?Yeah
Do you realize that everytime you think marina should shut up about all the problems in the world is probably right about when marina is thinking that you are a waste of space and air because you don't seem to care at all?Yeah
See, isn't that better, now we both have somehting to be butt hurt about.I do feel better
Write something awesome about fat chicksThere's so much! They're kind, and soft, they look younger than they are, they usually know where the good food is, and their wickedly funny because they're not concerned with keeping up appearances as much as skinny chicks are.
Do you hope that whatever you said was awesome about fat chicks will someday be awesome about you? yeah
I think it's only fair to tell you that this whole quiz was a curse, and the more you hate fat chicks, the more you yourself will become something disgusting and insignificant to everyone else in the world. Have fun with thatI'll just resolve to like fat chicks a little more each day

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I Love Lard , 154 kişiyle arkadaş.
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 HOBO 


 Child of the Sun 


 Analog Boy [ZDM] 


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 All Sould Out 


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29 Tem 2009 16:03

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MOMMY TO AN ANGEL BABY

Shannon Zoellner



31 May 2009 22:27

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MOMMY TO AN ANGEL BABY

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Hey I Love Lard , just showing you some love by sending you a Kiss.



Are you going to kiss me back or what?

All Sould Out

All Sould Out



16 May 2009 19:46

i really hope to see you at scac
i miss you mucho
the rza says hi
Elizabeth Zelvin

Elizabeth Zelvin



26 Kas 2008 22:08

Hi Lard! Wishing you an abundant and joyful Thanksgiving. :)
Liz
PS I have a lot to be thankful for, including my deal with St. Martin's for Death Will Help You Leave Him, the follow-up to Death Will Get You Sober.
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3 Eyl 2008 18:12

Come play with us sometime :-)
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16 Haz 2008 00:31

I just posted a blog about the power of self-hate and the importance of self-love. It's titled, "I Had NO Idea I Was Swimming in a Sea of Self-Criticism." I was thinking you might want to read it http://sherizampelli. com/blog/?p=121
Child of the Sun

Ben Anders



9 Haz 2008 01:32

I don't love lard...but I love Marina!!! ps. I have to leave the picnic early...so if you're coming come early!
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31 May 2008 07:20

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Matthew Burlingame



10 May 2008 22:42



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d) Staying Alive

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Matthew Burlingame



21 Şub 2008 07:06

Gay-Cat just wanted to get a jumpstart on wishing you a PURRRR-fect weekend!




Don't hate him 'cause he's beautiful!
Child of the Sun

Ben Anders



19 Şub 2008 20:31

I was reading through your book section and I never knew you were into Camus. This makes you even more ausome.
MOMMY TO AN ANGEL BABY

Shannon Zoellner



12 Şub 2008 07:07

im doing the girlfriend thing again...lol tony has a show tomorrow night in long beach :)
The Gunner

The Gunner



9 Şub 2008 12:56

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Elizabeth Zelvin

Elizabeth Zelvin



8 Şub 2008 15:12

An early Happy Valentine's Day,Marina. May every kind of love come your way: romance, intimacy, friendship, family, and fellowship. Liz
SpankingBeaArthur

Matthew Burlingame



20 Oca 2008 18:18

Happy Sunday! Just stopping by to say "hi!"
Child of the Sun

Ben Anders



9 Oca 2008 03:36

What's up Marina? We should hang out sometime soon.
Elizabeth Zelvin

Elizabeth Zelvin



22 Ara 2007 20:08

Hope you're having a wonderful holiday season. :) Liz
Alex Lamb

Alex Lamb



8 Ara 2007 08:56

sorry i missed you last week. Are you doing one again this sunday?
Alex Lamb

Alex Lamb



30 Kas 2007 09:36

i do.
Alex Lamb

Alex Lamb



30 Kas 2007 07:44

I can do sunday night I think.
Alex Lamb

Alex Lamb



30 Kas 2007 07:19

HELLS YES I DO!!!
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