Commenting to friends on HFS & playing with my Foo Pet Sweet-TartMood: adventurous
Posted at 4:49 PM Nov 4 view more
And I love it's crazy inhabitants.
I came to earth in the early 80's, strange time for your planet. I took the shape of your everyday average household toaster, yes I am functional. My true name is much too difficult to pronounce in any Earth language, so I'm not even going to try. You may call me Hott Sttuff or Toaster or Toasterino or Toaster-dude (although I put male on here for my gender I have no gender for I am a toaster, and before I was a toaster I was in my own form, which has no gender either) or whatever.
I love human beings, you are some crazy folk though. The people I've been living with for the past 20 some-odd years - the Dunkles are pretty nice, and yeah they are amazed at a 20 + year-old toaster that keeps working perfectly, but who really sits around and wonders about their toasters that much?
I get on the computer whenever the Dunkles are not at home. I have learned much on this strange box!!! And now that I feel fairly secure with this planet and it's inhabitants - I have made a profile on your MySpace to learn even more about your social habits and make friends with some human beings, and perhaps some other aliens too.
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Nov 7 2009 4:45 AM
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Nov 5 2009 12:12 AM
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Oct 28 2009 1:23 PM
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