Mr. Fundamental "Life... don't talk to me about life"
Super Powers: The fundamentalist anti-fundamentalist. He has the ability to cut through shit and shoot his mouth off squarely into his foot.
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Captain Capitulation "There stands captain capitulation, like a stone wall!"
Power: Can Self-Destruct at will!
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Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes "seriously.. i really hate hobbits"
Super Powers: Resolves complex technical issues by getting a big fucking rock; loyal beyond death, primarily to those unworthy of any devotion; reflects infinitely on complexities, then resolves them inappropriately with Hobbit-slicer, his magic AXE; able to refuse to accept anything as serious.
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Holier than Mao!
"Only in surrender may we reap anything worth giving up."
Super Powers: Able to turn even the simplest concept into a hopeless quagmire of lost meaning and meaningless loss. Ever powerful bestower of enlightenment on the unwilling.
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Comandante Agí "Nattering nabobs, bitches!"
Super Powers: Uses his photo-shopping skills to gallantly embrace defeat without struggle. Known to shun conflict at all costs. Hates consumerism, but has been known to partake in occasional titillating material pursuits. Gets high on the pime.
Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.
And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!
The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say
Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony
Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach
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