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Books
I'm reading two books right now. But not at the same time. You know, not one in each hand. That'd be unacceptable. So, I'm reading Quite Ugly One Morning by Christopher Brookmyre and Stardust by Neil Gaiman. MMM.
HELLO. My name is Christophergeorge. It's all one word, you know. I live in Scotland. Marmalade was invented here. I hate marmalade. I like oranges though. And jam. Funny that. I am a student, right, at university. That means I use Facebook a whole lot more because it's all what the students use and that. I've still got me a Beebz though. I'm mad for social networking on the intertron. Social butterfly, me. So if you're a lepidopterist we are never going to get along. Soz bbz. Being a butterfly you'd think it would be impossible for me to play the saxophone, wouldn't you? Think again. Because, right, I can. I like music, me. Here are some statistics to prove it.
I have two whole sisters, by the way. They live in faraway towns, but sometimes they come back home and play Mario Kart or Tetris Party with me. There ain't no party like a Tetris party. You'd better believe it!!
I also have friends. I'm not lying. I often lie, but not this time. I ttly srsly have some friends. There are four who tend to listen to me the most. And I think it goes without saying that none of them are lepidopterists. SAY HI GUYS.
I'm listening to some classical music. It goes dooop doop in a sinister basoon sort of way, the way that a basoonist with a mustache and a white van would play it if he were narrating musically his exploits with children. Also I put garlic in my food. But I'm not very good at food. I ate a big chunk of raw garlic and it tasted absoluted horrid. I was horrendid. ARG TEA ON MY LAPTOP
..., Genghis Kahn. Gettit right! I can totally mock her, now that I'm in the know :D.
There's a Taylor in Hanson? How'd you know that?! Bet it's because you have a big poster of them on your wall, and you're all like, Oh, Taylor, yr the best! Geesakiss!! That's really v sad, Chris. MMMBOP.
I don't like pulp either, but I'm always considerate over the fact that lots of people do like it! My gran loves it. She told me yesterday that I wasn't stupid, but I was pretty useless... just because I forget to pass on the occasional phone message! Bit of an exaggeration, I think.
Not litterally frozen, like, bricklike. More just very very cold. My taxi driver, Mr Imlay told me a story about litterally frozen lambs! "I remember the lambing of 196-, it was so frosty the little buggers were frozen to the ground and you had to chizel them off..." Xtreme oldendays! Chickens used to wander into the house all the time when we had them at my old hooome. They didn't have any fear either, you could shout at them and they'd just look at you. Hardy old birds..! AHA.
I watched that Johnathan Ross interview. She's off her nut!
I'm really not sure wether I'm going to go to 21/11! Got so much art to do, and we're totally lambing and I really should help...everything happens at once! I'd feel a bit bad seeing as the rest of my family are inprisoned for the next 3 weeks. DUNNO.
Wouldn't a worsmith be able to compact it all, in a concise and beautifully written 200words or so? I'd call you a word abuser. WORD ABUSER!!
I made maccaroons today. Yummay.
I have journey stuck in my head too. And I only know the first line, really! "Just a small town girl, living in a LONELY WORLD.." again and again. Isn't it annoying when that happens? Yes. Yes it is.
I think you bruise really easily though, because one time i stood on your foot and you were all LOOK. LOOK AT MY BRUISE. You're like a peach!
See, I annoy myself as it is..! Even though there's only one of me. If there were two, I'd never talk to myself. Nor would I share a bed, because apparently, I grind my teeth. It was just a device I used to explain how big my bed was! Not that I'm gloating or anything. If I was, it'd sound a lot more like, Aha, haha, you have a tiny bed and mine's huuuge! Clearly, not very good at gloating though.
Was that song in Shrek (1, 2 or 3) where the door closes on Shrek's house, and they start having a party, and the music goes "FREAK OUT!" like that? And the wolf dances past the window, and theres all these discolights!
No, the manny in the haunting in connecticut cuts 'em off! To make his medium assistant more powerful, and he stuffs the eyelidless dead people in the walls...:(. Sorry if I just ruined the whole plot, but like, were you really going to watch it?! I don't think I would again, even if you paid me. Well, would depend how much you were planning to pay me. £100, I might watch it! I'm quite cheap really.
I don't think it's racist to laugh at the manny's accent (definately not the same manny as in the haunting in connecticut).. its like how everyone used to try and get Dulcie to say loch! Y'know?! It wasn't me anyway, it was dream me. And I tell you, she does some pretty wacky things!
Everyone talks about geography these days. I've had 3 different people telling me aaall about the malaria cycle repeatedly! If they'd just tell each other, it would help so much. Mind you, I actually think it might be part of biology too... HMM. Maybe I should listen to them, not mock them! Geography's rubbish!
Yes, it is that photo! Facebook is gay. I thoroughly disapprove.
I asked my mum today who she thought was the most famous mongolian, and she started mentioning all these monks I'd never heard of..! Just like, mum
I'm not sure if I can be you're friend if you stamp about the place throwing tantrums! Like, if you asked me to pass you the orange juice, and I said "Sure, Chris, you betcha." And then you went nuts, going "WITHOUT PULP OMG, ARE YOU STUPID, SRSLY, HOW HARD IS IT. WHEN I TELL MY DADDY..." I'd just be like, sake. Nut. Getaway!
I haven't thought if a good chicken name yet! We have a lamby in the living room right now, as I am type this. NOW. He doesn't have a name though, his visit's pretty whistle-stop, so he'll be gone soon. He was all frozen, so we put him in a sink of water, all warm, and had to wedge his head in a swimming arm band so it stayed above the water, and I had to stir him about in it, and now he's all better :D. Great!
That sounds like a good song! As everyone knows, any tune that has the word song in the title is brilliant. Example: Simple Song, album track from Miley Cyrus. Not as good as WAKE UP AMERICA, GLOBAL WARMING though, but still, ace.
He was accusing you of hurting him again today...Get 'im telt!
Aha. Am such a clipe :D.
My bed's big enough for at least 2 of me. It would make sense, seeing as it's a double. I could sleep like a starfish if I wanted! It's probably totally selfish of me to be hogging a double bed and not taking full advantage of it. SHELLFISH! An out of body experience doesn't sound possible.. I mean, how'm I meant to know what I look like from the top? I don't ever see it! You could use your imagination, I spose, but isn't it hard enough to think you're attached to the ceiling without throwing that in too? Mr Pullar = tai chi mad. It's a fact.
Jasper does that aaall the time. Sitting there twitching away. It's unsettling, like when his eyelids start going and you can see all his other eyelids..! I'm glad we as people only have one set. More than that is just ridiculous, greedy, could donate some to those poor guys in the haunting in connecticut! I had a dream where I was talking to a south african guy in a pub on my free period (I go to the pub in my free period, you see), but I kept laughing at his accent. Bit mean!
See, he told me about you taggin' me as stuff on facebook (unless it was you who told me!), and I think it's WELL UNFAIR. How come I can't seee? I'm not going to stoop as low as to make a facebook account just so I can see what you're on about though. Stupid idea. Yes, definately a stupid idea. I think I've got a picture on bebo where I'm tagged as matthew too. :(.
No, I didn't come up with anymore! There aren't many famous mongolians as it happens. I mean, Genghis is about as famous as they come! I bet if I asked Jed who Taylor Swift was, he'd have a job. Imagine that! Tupac's way contemporary. He releases a new single every couple of years, even though he's quite dead. I call that contemporary!
I hate to say it, but I think Edie's quite dead too. Being cremated is a pretty final way to go! (SORRAY oif you didn't see it! But I'm thinkin' that yo
...g and icing, and now, ma hands! At least 2 (2!) of my nails are proper stained blue now. Look like I have a disease :(.
OOH. I REALLY WANT TO NAME ONE. BAGSY A CHICKEN. Leave it with me! I'll get back to you with something so good you'll wee yourself. Oscar winning standard. You'll see :D.
My speakers do that! It is upsetting, I agree.
I hope you and shaun made up! I think I may have united you in indignance at me over sending you the same text... but in my defence, subtle differences, and you weren't meant to notice!
Aha, I didn't even notice I'd written too much! It'll not matter, seeing as I can't remember what I said after that anyway! We'll never know. Mystery, lost in myspace. Bet there's a big skip somewhere for all the people who talk to much, full of the end bits off really long comments.
I can't say I ever sleep like a starfish (not that I know, since I'm asleep), so it wouldn't really bother me. Not that I'm going to start sleeping in posh frocks. Sure, you'd feel fancy for about 10 minutes, then you'd fall asleep, and it's quite difficult to feel fancy while you're asleep. Stupid idea. It'll never catch on.
Oh, yeeaah! I put those pictures on ma computer the other day, and it asked me what I wanted to tag them, and since the first picture was of shaun I put "Shaun". Unfortunately, it meant a tag for ALL the pictures. So all the pictures are called shaun, and I can't think of a quick way to change it! Picture of you and taylor? SHAUN. Picture of a tree? SHAUN. You get the idea.
I'm not a celebrity hater! Stephen and Taylor are great. Get us together, we'll have a party!
We were playing the postit note game without any postit notes, you know? So jed made me genghis khan, and I didn't get it until they told me his initials were GK. And I'd already worked out that he was mongolian. But jed didn't even get the notorious B I G, so really, he's just as bad as me! Said he hadn't heard of tupac either. He's so not down with the popular culture.
Going about slapping accomodation officials isn't the way to win friends and influence people, you know, even your new rich friends. Don't you go to uni and start being a little madam right away! But if you have to, make sure you stamp about a bit and start some sentences with "If my daddy hears about this..!". Never know, might get you exactly what you want!
I've got food colouring all over my hands, and it won't come off. Sophie and I were decorating a cake for amanda last night (shh!) and we were using food colourin
well it's quite difficult to describe...surely that indicates that it isn't simple, eh no?! Showed her my second sheet today, and she went "Well, it is coming along...all a bit too spaced out though." She just can't be nice to me, really. Don't know why. I'm delightful!
Haha, bruce has that video on his ipod. She's proper spooning with her guitar! Accctually loves it. I quite liked her dress though. Impractical or not! I don't think it's her jammies or anything. Jammies shouldn't be that fancy!
When did we meet her?! I feel I would remember meeting Taylor Swift. Unless I fainted from the awesome brilliance of the occasion and banged ma head.
Edie and MIKE? I remember edie and carlos... OH YEAH. When he had amnesia and she stirred it all and ended up being his lady. Remember now! What a cow. I like her more than Dave though.
See, I would've said emotional pariahhh, but that means social outcast, and being an emotional social outcast doesn't sound right! There was a first year on my bus today who was telling everyone muhammed ali was buddist...he wasn't, you know! Dalai Lama is though. I made dunc the dalai lama today, and he was all, is he buddist? And I was pretty sure, but not totally, so I said I think so! and when they found out who it was, jed and thomas made fun of me, because he's really only famouse for being a buddist...
Then jed went mad at me for having to get the initials for Genghis Khan, even when I knew he was mongolian. He's so abusive :(.
I don't think sleeping on a lilo on the beach in st andrews would be as comfortable as it could be! Bit cold. And windy. Much rather under a window where I can see the beach..! I'm a big girl. Don't want to rough it sandcamping!
Well, it all started with shaun being mean to me about something, then me threatening to tell you (because if you didn't know, whenever we have an argument, one of us
School was aaalright. I handed in both my investigations, and Miss Mcbride wasn't nearly as negative about my sewing as I had expected! Althought she did say it was a very simple design. Scoff at her! SCOFF.
It's a TOP. I was going to make a dressydress, by found that I had plenty of ideas for tops and hardly any for bottoms, so I thought, you know, cut out the middle man, scrap the skirt. Tops are better without bottoms! But, that isn't a wearing suggestion. Should probably wear bottoms with tops. Ttly your choice though. Bit more socially acceptable.
I sat out in the sunshine today at lunch and bruce played the music game where he plays, like, a second of the song and you have to guess what it is! I like it, its a good game. It works with bruce's ipod too because he has the same stella taste in music as me...did you know taylor swift's in the hannah montana movie?! OH MA GOOOD.
I'm not sure if theres anything Dave could do to redeem himself, to be honest...Even like, giving her a kidney or something else really important doesn't really make up for it. Edie, if she isn't dead, really shouldn't forgive his lying and killing and stuff. Not even for kidneys.
See if you are living on the beach, I've got 3 words for you. LILO. CORNER. MEEE. I think it sums up my point nicely :D.
In my head, you're living in a beach hut, like they do on tropical islands, with a porch on the front and a surf board leaning against the wall. Brilliant! Best student accomodation ever.
I'm sorry for saying you're dead inside. But you really must be if you thought finding neverland was twee. Twee!
So. I retract ma sorry. Heartless! Think of the kids!!
Ma holidays've disappeared! and it all started back in may last year. "Hey, I know what would be a good idea! I'll take art!" Nobody contradicted me! Noone said, no Sophie, don't do it, it'll end in tears, youuur tears. You could take french, french is something portable, something you can do on a bus! You can't do art on a bus, Sophie. You just can't. etc. Noone said that to me. I would've greatly appreciated it. But since they didn't, my whole easter holidays got swallowed up in a nightmare filled with sewing machines and felt.
Poor peach! the abuse she gets! I'd feel bad for her, if she wasn't such a bint.
Don't ever watch the notebook! Cried ma little eyes out. Properly, with the gasping and the loss of the ability to form real sentences. Like finding neverland. Sake!
I don't know if anybody has ever told you, but once you apply to SAAS to get your money, you absolutely have to go to uni, else they kneecap you. I hope uni's worth securing against your kneecaps, chris..!
But, why would she go on the radio saying she was relieved to leave the show, if she wasn't really dead?
I find it hurtful for you to say you are my only friend. Very hurtful indeed.
School tomorrow! All the cool kids go to school, you know.
OMG. EDIEEEEE. Now dave's going to go on a killin' romp and no one knooows! Should've just ran orson over. Thieving git! This is like, your only comment in april. Get some friiends! See, see? I can do it to. SEE. Yeah.
An amazing supporting lineup, full Bombskare set then DJs till 3am. And the album will be onsale, of course... Tickets now available from Ripping Records (Edinburgh) and Tickets Scotland (Edinburgh/Glasgow). £7 in advance.
Thank you! I think tonight I'll pray to Uncle Rob for some supernatural intervention on his part, as I did for my actual Higher exam! I hope he'll help me out this time, and the next time after that... I read on Wikipedia that he didn't go to school very much either, so he's probably not all that annoyed at me for not going to class!
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I haven't given you your christmas present either. MAYBE I'LL SAVE IT TIL OCTOBER :D. I thought about going to see Twilight! But doing anything except studying right now makes me feel guilty. You know what environmental biology is? Geography :(. And know what? I had to do succession again. AGAIN. It's really sad stuff! I've got four fifths of the cells unit to do before the prelims.
Baws.
It was a new cameraaaa! Its lovely, and pretty, and youknow. Lovely! My mum asked me at half 1 in the morning of sunday, "Do you want your birthday present?!". So I went "OK.". Lovely, it is! Why's he (my cousin..!) suddenly irish?
