About me:

Morning Peasants, I'm Ross. I'm great. I'm drunk at 4pm, in my pants. I enjoy many things, such as going to gigs, playing music and generally things that result in me being labelled a deviant. I also play, or attempt to play(just to be on the safe side), guitar. I often get drunk and do things I shouldn't, also I often do things I shouldn't then get drunk. I enjoy getting legless, not literally, 'cause I dunno if I could live with stumps... I tend to get on with anyone I meet, and always try to be myself. People say i'm a little too laid back, personally I don't see what the problem with that is, it's good to live a hassle free life :-) I do silly things, such as jump on treadmills and swim in canals. Men don't mind their partners thinking about me during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

What really grinds my gears:

Celtic

-Losing my phone

-Crap pills

-"Lawl"

-Mockery in the form of repeating someones words in a funny voice, it is rather pointless

-People who conform just so they can fit in

-People who treat their girls like shit

-Being fucked over/Fucked about

-People who get someone to take a photo holding their name, which is poorly wrote on the inside of a Kellogg box because they don't have paper as they wrote too many poems to spare any, and then this person proceeds to put it on their Myspace to try and look "kuhl"

-Diet Pepsi

-Fat burds/Man Burds/Manky Burds/Pound Notes

-Eskimos

-Folk wearing scarves indoors

-Converse

-Scottish people who support Ireland

-Folk who take pictures of themselves from daft

-Getting a 3d through a table

-Lesbian feminists because they're all so damn ugly

-Emo's/Emo Music/Emo's take on life

-Side swept hair

-Reality T.V

-I hate you but you hate yourself too

-Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more

-Ridiculous modern music

-Monday morning shites

-People who like cheating on the better half

-Bestiality

-Dayyve

-People who try to be someone they are not

-Yamaha

-Trend followers

-Boggin' Toilets

-The mad mould that grows on oranges

-The hole in my bed

-Male angler fish

-Best of both bread

-Coffee

-Green lights

-Cheap coke

-Tight kegs/trousers

-Not having Vimto

-Reload

-The way I treat people without realising

-The t'internet cutting out

-People who call someone a "Gay Poof"

-Irony e.g. Fat ugly ginger folk trying to slag someone.

-Ginger babies

-Lemonade that isn't good ol' Schweppes

-Ass fisting

-Tea cosy hats

-When grease sticks to my mouth after eating a pie

-Facebook

-Oregano

-Doors being open

-Getting up early

-Indie Music

-People who rely on Myspace to have some form of life

-Ignorant people

-Self Harm

-Under-agers trying to get served when they look about 7

-Having To Shave For Work

-The French