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Ross Cowan
- Abergreen, Scotland, UK
- Last Login: 11/22/2009
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Interests
General
+I like:
+Beating The French
+Playing Guitar
+Music
+Keeping Madeline hidden
+Pespi
+Gettin loaded with all sorts
+Pro Evo and with that, showing no mercy to anyone, regardless of age, gender, experience or disability
+Banana Hammocks
+Harrassing people
+Jumping In Canals
+Great Puns
+Watching the Gers in action
+Being part of the proud Tartan Army
+TobleroneMusic
Still Remains, Metallica, Soulfly, Limp Bizkit , Machine Head, Faith No More, Down, Lamb Of God, Pantera, The Bloodhound Gang, Stampin' Ground, One Minute Silence, Faith No More, Shadows Fall, Dark Tranquillity, God Forbid, Hatebreed, Slayer, Anthrax, Armored Saint, Coal Chamber, Beastie Boys, Rage Against The Machine, Exodus,Silent Civilian, A Life Once Lost, At the Gates, Atreyu, The Haunted, Iron Maiden, Beach Boys, Atreyu, As I Lay Dying, Rhapsody, Nine Inch Nails, Lost Horizon, Ray Charles, Blues Brothers, The Doors, Stone Sour, Slipknot, Strapping Young Lad, Slipknot, Sepultura, Fat Boy Slim, In Flames, Terror, Bodycount, Ice-T, Public Enemy,(Hed) PE, Killswitch Engage, Madness, Russian Red Army Choir, Shadows Fall, Twelve Tribes, System Of A Down, Misfits, Daft Punk, Devldriver, At The Gates, Terror, Vio-lence, Lionel Richie, Alter Bridge, Dragonforce, Type-o Negative, Opeth, Twelve Tribes, Superjoint Ritual, Damageplan, Black Label Society, Meshuggah, Godsmack, Arch Enemy, White Zombie, Avenged Sevenfold, Testament, Exodus, The Agony Scene, David Bowie, Logan, Strapping Young Lad, Chimaira Fantomas, Children Of Bodom and many more :)
Movies
Ghostbusters
Feat and Loathing In Las Vegas
The Blues Brothers
Shogun Assassin
Yojimbo
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
A Fistful Of Dollars
For Afew Dollars More
Old Boy
Ichi the Killer
Zaitochi
Television
Metalocalypse
South Park
Books
Anything by Dr. H.S Thompson.Heroes
Details
- Status: Swinger
- Hometown: Dalmuir, Land Of The Free
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 1" / Athletic
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Taoist
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Children: Someday
- Education: Post grad
- Occupation: Full Time Chancer
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
Schools
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The University of Aberdeen
- Aberdeen, United Kingdom
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: Master's Degree
- Major: Sports Studies
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Current Courses:
2007 to Present -
Clydebank High School
- CLYDEBANK, SL
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Greek: Eta Mu Omicron
1998 to 2004
Blurbs
About me:
Morning fuckchops, I'm Ross and I enjoy watching fat people fall. I like to have some Spacegrass, lay low and watch the Universe expand.
On a recent escapade I stole a front door and holstered it up between two bins at the end my street.
Look at my pictures - I'm the least photogenic person ever - Stallion in real life by the way. I've got fucking ridiculous hair, it's similar to that of someone left to rot in a skip round the back of a Free Clinic for a few weeks. However I'm scared to shave it off just in case it doesn't grow back and people try to draw a nipple on my dome just for banter and "lulz".
I'm a Playstation 3 man, none of this Xbox nonsense, I prefer a computer that doesn't get that fucked it's ring goes bright red like a new boy in jail. Aberdeen seems to be fulla Xbox lovers, there's a Microsoft conspiracy afoot.
I like to pretend I'm a Wizard on the guitar, although it may be further from the truth than I realise. I do have a beasting guitar however.
I am somewhat disgusted with humanity, I mean we have all this amazing technology, breakthrough science, cures to illness, medical knowledge to keep an old codger alive for 30 more years than God (If he existed) built him to last, yet it still takes BT 2 weeks to connect your phoneline.
..I also do silly things, such as jump on treadmills and swim in canals.Men don't mind their partners thinking about me during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
Who I'd like to meet:
Comments
Oct 26 2009 4:57 PM
the monkey knows!IT FUCKIN' KNOWS!!!i saw something on the idiot box about educated apes, its proven that they can replicate large quantities of shapes and numbers ffrom memory more quickly and accurately than a human (sittin at what looked like one o they auld bbc computers big buttons cost extra).it isnt bogged down by the trickier aspects of the mind like actualisation and awareness.the Delta Minus of the brave new world.
Oct 22 2009 6:17 PM
though i agree it does instill a level of guilt about the convenience of life that exceeds that of even catholicism.
i promise i'll be up but im skint till midway thru next month so then but even at that, the missus will be ready to pop so i may have to be in reeach of the shire.im a bit crap on the definite answer front these days, sorry.
and to the casual observer the first half o this comment looks wanky as fuck.next time dont involve me in intellectual ponderings via comment.sack.
Oct 19 2009 10:18 AM
playing the mighty cosmopol the night, hope naebdae gets rowdy on the red bull.
get the new bronx album in yer holes its soul lifting
Sep 16 2009 4:16 PM
Sep 15 2009 4:39 PM
Sep 13 2009 2:49 AM
hope your havin a great weekend!
just a quick message to let you know
you can now pre-order 'the downfall' from HMV, Play & Amazon
for its uk store release on october 5th
much love
rab
DCS
x
Aug 8 2009 6:54 PM
Jul 28 2009 1:51 AM
well fuckin' good!
Jul 28 2009 1:27 AM
Jul 28 2009 1:27 AM
Jun 7 2009 1:31 AM
please take the time to visit our online store
www.doubtscastshadows.bigcartel.com
have a great weekend
x
Apr 29 2009 8:56 PM
Apr 7 2009 5:26 PM
Apr 2 2009 10:21 PM
Mar 11 2009 2:31 PM
"lets re-write the nature of things"
i enjoy the audacity, it tickles me.
Feb 24 2009 3:58 PM
Feb 24 2009 1:36 PM
fuck it, i can appreciate a crap joke.i am a crap joke.
smell yer maw
Feb 12 2009 6:01 AM
now lets face it, thats not quite true.yer in a room full of drunk people and some smart arse hits you with something he memorised off the back of an existentialism textbook from uni, you repeat that back to him in a stupid voice, people are gonna laugh.its hilarious. am i right?
that wasnt a question.
also
"Existentialist thinkers focus on the question of concrete human existence and the conditions of this existence rather than hypothesizing a human essence. However, even though the concrete individual existence must have priority in existentialism, certain conditions are commonly held to be "endemic" to human existence"
Dec 1 2008 2:56 AM
Nov 28 2008 10:43 AM
Oct 4 2008 2:22 PM
Oct 4 2008 2:10 AM
its going to be a toga / pirate party so u must be dressed in accordance to either the pirate or toga theme, guests are also welcome if they follow the dress code and we shall be leaving to go to the admiral at approx midnight, best to turn up around 8-ish
let me know if u and whoever can cum so i can get the sausage rolls counted out
x
Oct 3 2008 7:43 PM
Aug 20 2008 12:20 PM
Jun 11 2008 8:25 PM
i believe, cannae mind the other yin! x