About me: I recently noticed that all my friends are in serious relationships. Which seriously sucks.
It's great for them and I'm really happy they've found regular sex (or maybe love even), but it's a drag for me because now all they talk about is couple crap.
So I found some new friends. Single ones. Only problem is - they're not real. I made them up. And even worse...they're bitches.
Who I'd like to meet: Cute guys. Girls who don't care where the most romantic hotel is to take their boyfriend on a romantic weekend getaway.