I'm Batman! The Protector of Gotham City, & Love & Relationship Advisor to many of the world's most elite Celebrities and everyone in between! (Read my "About Me" section & my Blogs to know more)
Male
38 years old
Perry Hall, Baltimore, Maryland
United States
I try to keep a good balance between family, work, friends, and my personal time. My family comes first, my job comes second (I have to pay the bills, plus it's a very demanding job), then my friends, then myself. I treat myself very, very good. I'm not at all selfish, but I do treat myself to shopping sprees, and peaceful alone time. Beyond that...Like I said, it's everything that's entertainment.
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Music
I'm very diverse. I like everything. It just depends upon my mood. I like everything from Rock to Classical, from Rap to Country, from Jazz to Latin, and from Classic Rock to the Oldies. Some of my favorites are: 1. Aerosmith; 2. Billy Joel; 3. Elton John; 4. Beyonce'; 5. Shakira; 6. Jennifer Lopez; 7. Prince; 8. Charlie Daniels; 9. Hank Williams Jr.; 10. The Beatles; 11. The Doors; 12. Elvis Presley; 13. Jimmy Buffett; 14. The Beach Boys
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Movies
I like almost everything. I especially like mafia flicks and romantic comedies. Some of my favorites are: 1. The Godfather Trilogy; 2. James Bond (Sean Connery & Pierce Brosnan ONLY); 3. Pulp Fiction; 4. Sin City; 5. Gladiator; 6. Saving Private Ryan; 7. Armageddon; 8. Tombstone; 9. Men In Black; 10. Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead; 11. Goodfellas; 12. Maid In Manhattan; 13. Fools Rush In; 14. Wedding Crashers; 15. Old School; 16. Batman Saga; 17. Pirates Of the Carribean; 18. Training Day; 19. Kill Bill; 20. Die Hard Trilogy; 21. Hitch; 22. American Gangster 23. Tortilla Soup; 24. Ten Items or Less
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Television
TV. Once again, I like almost everything. Here's what I'm really into: 1. Two & a Half Men; 2. Desperate Housewives; 3. Seinfeld; 4. King Of Queens; 5. All In the Family; 6. The Honeymooners; 7. Frasier; 8. CSI NY; 9. My Wife & Kids; 10. The Sopranos; 11. George Lopez; 12. Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations; 13. House; 14. Scrubs; 15. Dancing With the Stars; 16. Survivorman; 17. Spin City; 18. Everybody Loves Raymond; 19. Still Standing; 20. My Name Is Earl; 21. Keeping Up With the Kardashians. 22. The Wire; I'm also addicted to the History and Travel Channels. And the ONLY reality shows that I'll watch: 1. The Apprentice (The Donald is the man); 2. Queer Eye For the Straight Guy (The Fab 5 are awesome); And when it comes to news. Fox News only. Maybe a little MSNBC. NEVER, NEVER CNN. Way too liberal and way to anti-U.S. I also watch Bill O'Reilly of the O'Reilly Factor. He's tough, but he's fair. Like Fox News, he's fair and balanced, and sticks it hard to both the democrats & the republicans. And the Sean Hannity Show. A good conservative voice.
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Books
I read nonfiction. I enjoy expanding my mind. I mostly read coffee table books. I can not get out of Barnes & Noble without spending a small fortune. I also read alot of magazines and the news paper.
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Heroes
Batman. OK, Just think about it. He's dark, mysterious, and complicated, yet he's still popular. He's cool & strong. He has a great car and all of those cool gadgets. He's rich and gets all of the beautiful women. Yet, he dedicates his life protecting the little guy. Also James Bond. He's suave, sexy, refined yet tough, classy and sophisticated, and has the women and the gadgets. I've been told, that I'm the perfect combination of Batman and Bond. I'm cool with that! lol But I do have a warm, caring, humorous, intellectual, romantic, and sensitive side too. But I'll still take the comparison. Thanks! lol
Other special respect and thanks goes out to the men & women in the U.S. Armed Forces for protecting our freedoms, and helping to spread democracy throughout the world. And to our fearless leaders that have to make the tough desicion to send our soldiers into harm's way.
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About me:
I've been anonymously & confidentially providing some of the world's most elite & popular celebrities with LOVE & RELATIONSHIP advise for years, as well as friends and everyday people. I've begun the preliminary work on my first book. All of my blogs, bulletin posts and private advise about love and relationships are all confidential, very unique, honest and uncensored, and they are all very different than the others. I believe in helping others and I believe that meeting new people and getting diverse opinions through open, honest and respectful discussions are priceless. And even if I can only help a little bit, helping people with find or discovering love, or giving the gift of love is very, very satisfying to me. Thank you all.
I'm not your typical man. I am a decent person with nothing but respect for women, therefore I don't answer "Who is this?" or "Do I know you?" emails. If you want to know who I am, or what type of person I am, read my blogs, or keep reading this section. I am here to make friends and to network. I'm really not like other men. I'm not going to send you cheap pickup lines or try to get into your pants. That's not why I'm here. I'm a decent person, and all of my friends on here can credit that. If you don't accept friend requests from strangers, that's fine, just move on. If I've friends requested you more than once, it's in error. For whatever reason I've come across your profile again, and sorry I can't remember every single profile. I try, but I can't. It's only Myspace people! If you don't like someone, you can delete them and block them. Relax a little! Hell I'll even give you a 100% friends back guarantee. Because I'll take the Pepsi Challenge against all these other people, any day. Now, Please allow me to introduce myself.....
Hi, my name is Joe and I am the real Batman. Every night I'm out in the world, as Batman, The Dark Knight, fighting hard to be the Protector of Gotham City and its people. As for my other personality, I am a 35 year old happily married man. I am a Super Hero, Super Stud Husband, and Way Too Cool Father of two. I have a very beautiful Latina wife. I have a wonderful daughter and a great stepson. In my life, I enjoy anything that is entertainment. Movies, music, amusement parks, concerts, wine festivals and traveling. I love roller coasters, fine wine and cigars, expresso & coffee, dining out and taking day trips. I especially like taking trips to the beach, mountains, or a big city. I love NYC. That is probably my favorite destination. I love to go to NYC to shop, site see and to dine out. It is definetly the best city in the world. I love the architecture and it's diverse population. And the shopping and restaurants are among the world's best.
For those of you who know me, I grew up in Rosedale, Baltimore County, Maryland. I attended McCormick Elementary School, from 1977 to 1983. I then attended Golden Ring Middle School from 1983 to 1986. Then, I attended Overlea High School from 1986 to I graduated in 1990. I then attended Essex Community College in Baltimore County for just one year. There, I studied Criminal Justice, Business Law and Sociology. During my childhood, I played baseball for the Rosedale Recreational League and for Overlea High School. I married once, and well that just didn't work out. But we are still very good friends. Despite me having custody of my daughter, we still manage to share my daughter's life together. We celebrate holidays together, and have even vacationed together. A few brief encounters later, I found "The One". I am now remarried to the love of my life. My Puerto Rican Princess. My wife is an RN that was working for a Latino outreach center for St. Joseph's Hospital, but just recently took an Administrative position at another Baltimore area hospital. She was born and raised in Puerto Rico, where for a while, she was a catholic nun in a convent. She later moved to the states to pursue a nursing career with a more competitive salary than that offered in the Caribbean. Her wonderful and welcoming parents and family still live there, and I'm honored to say, that Puerto Rico is now my second home also. Or at least my home away from home. I love it there. The beauty of the island, the kindness of the people, the culture and oh! The food! Love it there! Back to me...I am here to reach out and to network with old friends and schoolmates, work colleagues, and family members. You will not find freaks & whoes in my friends list. I am not here to hook up, I have a woman. But I do prefer to conversation and openness of my female friends on here more so than men. Just me. Although, I wouldn't mind a penpal from another country. Purhaps the muslim world, Europe, Asia, Latin America, or the Middle East. Maybe to discuss openly the difference in life in the western world, and U.S. policy abroad. Otherwise, this is sort of a window into my life, as it is now. I feel that its a shame that our youths and our childhood relationships seem to just slip away over the years. I am very busy with work & family. I would love to have dinner & drinks with old friends. To meet their significant others and to talk about old times, but I realize that will probably never happen. But, there's no reason that we can't share our lives and photos with each other. Maybe a phone call to say hi or something. I have very fond memories of my childhood and of my years in school. I really feel bad that my busy life has managed to pull me away from my old friends. You only live once, if you let your youth slip away, its gone. So, if you're interested in keeping in touch a little bit, drop me a line. If we've just met, know that I am a loyal friend with a great nature. I enjoy having fun and writing about everything from relationships, to politics, to love, to world events, and social issues. But my specialty is definitely relationship, diplomacy, and just getting along with those around us in our lives. Whether it's a friend, a love interest, a spouse, a lover, a parent, sibling or family member, a co-worker, a boss, a teacher, or an ex or an enemy, or just office politics, whoever & whatever. I can get results, offer an outsider's opinion, and help out, without compromising who you are or your principles. It's all about making it work with progress and least resistance, while staying loyal to your own values in the process. It's quite simple, I just respect and pay attention to people's feelings, their behaviors, and the way that plays out in their relationships with the world. And sometimes people just desire an outsider's opinion. Anyhow...I try really hard to answer people blogs, and to return comment, and just to be a good Myspace friend. But I must warn you, while I cherish every comment sent to me, I'm not one to comment every day. But when I do, they are kind and nice. So I apologize in advance. Thanks, and hopefully all of you will want to be a small part in that.
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Who I'd like to meet: I'd love to meet celebrities & world leaders. Now don't get me wrong. I don't ever expect to, but I do know how to conduct myself in the company of VIPs. I'm not a stalker, I don't read the gossip columns, I respect their right to have privacy and security in their private lives. I'm not a groupy, and I have no interest in pursuing a career in the entertainment industry. I'd just think that it would be cool to interact with a few of them. They're in our lives, coming into our living rooms on the tv, and providing us with so much entertainment. How cool is that? It's magical. Its not just a cool profession, its an art. And a few are better at it than other. I'll explain. Ok, I have my celebrity crushes. Who doesn't? There are also a group that are among the most talented in Hollywood. They can make a bad movie good, and they can give an outstanding performance in any role that they play. There are a few that would just be interesting to date, hang out with, party with, or just enjoy a conversation over coffee. Then there are the lucky few, the Hollywood elite, that can lay claim to all of the above. In my opinion, these are the hottest women in show business: I'm a little bias though. First off, they must have multiple alluring characteristics. And they must have curves. Real women have curves. Also, I've always been attracted to a more exotic Mediterranean look (Italians, Greeks, Etc). But lately, I've graduated to more of a Hispanic, Asian, Middle Eastern, East Indian Look. But I am proud to say, that whether it's personality, talent, or good looks, I can find beauty in almost anyone. So, Here they are, The Hottest: 1. Salma Hayek (Pure perfection! The complete package. She has the face, the body, the complexion, the hair, the facial expressions, and that hot latin accent. Plus she knows how to present herself. Very, very classy.); 2. Halle Berry (Same as Salma, minus the accent); 3. Maria Menounos (Very hot, and very classy); 4. Jessica Alba (Very, very hot); 5. Shakira (Very hot, and those latin hips don't lie); 6. Brooke Burke (Absolute Hottie); 7. Penelope Cruz (Naturally beautiful, great accent); 8. Jennifer Lopez (Yeah, she has the best butt in show business, but it's a shame, because it over shadows all of the rest of her beautiful features); 9. Alyssa Milano (Very hot); 10. Beyonce' Knowles (Very hot, and way too cool); 11. Heidi Klum (Very hot, and finally a supermodel with a healthy body. Sorry, but real women have curves. Plus great German accent); 12. Jennifer Love Hewitt (Girl Next Door hotness); 13. Jessica Simpson (Hot southern charm); 14. Nancy O'Dell (Very pretty and very classy); 15. Teri Hatcher (Mature Beauty); 16. Demi Moore (still has it); 17. Ashley Judd (very, very pretty); 18. Kim Kardashian (Has anyone noticed this girls beauty, and those sensational curves. The next list are those in show business that are either the coolest, would be the most fun to party with, or would be the most interesting person to have a conversation with: 1. Jack Nicholson; 2. Bruce Willis; 3. Charlie Sheen; 4. John Travolta; 5. Salma Hayek; 6. Halle Berry; 7. Teri Hatcher; 8. Penelope Cruz; 9. Alyssa Milano; 10. Shakira; 11. Jennifer Lopez; 12. Hank Williams Jr.; 13. Will Smith; 14. Donald Trump; 15. Maria Menounos; 16. David Letterman; 17. Drew Barrymore; 18. Jason Gandolfini; 19. Bill Clinton; 20. George W. Bush; 21. Condeleeza Rice; 22. The Fab 5; 23. George Carlin; The rest are deceased- 24. Jim Morrison; 25. Hank Williams Sr.; 26. Elvis Presley 27. John Gotti; 28. Bruce Lee; The next list is show business's elite few. They are the multi-talented, the coolest, and the hardest workers. They are the people that can make a bad movie good, put on the best performances, make a boring part interesting, and sparkle in any role that they play. 1. Jack Nicholson (the coolest); 2. Bruce Willis; 3. John Travolta; 4. Salma Hayek; 5. Robert DeNiro; 6. Al Pacino; 7. Clint Eastwood; 8. Demi Moore; 9. Halle Berry; 10. Danzel Washington; 11. Nicholas Cage; 12. Gene Hackman; 13. Morgan Freeman; 14. Will Smith; 15. Tommy Lee Jones; 16. Jennifer Lopez (the critics have been way too hard on her. She's multi-talented,hard working, and I enjoy her performances. Next are the few people that have money, fame, and success, but no class. 1. Britney Spears; 2. Pamela Anderson; 3. Christina Aguilera; 4. Anna Nicole Smith; 5. Dr. Phil (Does this man say anything that isn't just plain common sense?); 6. Jim Carey (How long is he going to make the same noises, the same faces, and play the same type of roles?); 7. Tara Reid; 8. Paris Hilton; 9. 50 Cent; 10. Angelina Jolie; 11. Lindsay Lohan
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Hello MoJoe!!! Thanks for your sweets words in your last comments. Here is another Little history, wich I hope you like. ..
A king was until his garden, and discovered that their trees, shrubs and flowers, were dying. The Roble said to him that it died because it could not be as high as the Pine. Then he found the Pine fallen because it could not give grapes. The grape died because it could not bloom like the Rose. And the Rose died because it could not be high and solid like the Roble. Then he found a little strawberry blooming and fresher than ever.
The king asked to the strawberry: How it is that healthful increase in the middle of this shady garden? And the strawberry responded: “I do not know it. Perhaps it is because I always supposed that when you planted to me, you wanted strawberries. If you had wanted a Roble or a Rose, you would have planted them. At that time I said myself: Since I am strawberry, I will try to be Strawberry of the best way than I can. ..
Now it is your turn. God put you here to contribute with your fragrance. Simply look at you. There is no possibility that you are another person. You can enjoy it and bloom watered with your own love by you, or can wither in your own frustrations...
HOLAA!! QUE HACIENDO? FELIZ SABADITO!! YA TAM'OS LISTOS PARA LA PISTEADA DEL FIN DE SEMANA? JAJAJA...POR ESPERANDO LA PASES SUPER BIEN, TE DEJO UN VIDEITO CON EL TEMA QUE ANDO PROMOCIONANDO QUE LLEVA POR NOMBRE "DE MIL MANERAS" FUE ESE DIA EN EL HOMENAJE DE QUIEN LA COMPUSO "EL SR. TEO VILLA, LUEGO TE SIGO DANDO LATA CON OTRO VIDEO JEJEJE...,TE MANDO UN ABRAZO Y MIL BENDICIONES!!!!
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Sorry I´m not here every day… I jsut been too busy with many issues unresolved. But I steel thinking in my grate internet friends, and that means you`re in my heart and my good memorys and in my prayers. Take care!!!..
¡MoJoe! Sorry for my absent... I just have been traveling, and have no time or way to get into internet... But I miss you all the time, and I feel so bad for can..nt send you, or any of my good friends, a little message... Please keep in mind that you..re special to me, and you habe a big place in my heart!!! I hope you..re ok!!! God bless you!!!..
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