About me:
My name is Jeffrey. But you can call me Rabbit. I despise updating MySpace and I insist on typing with correct punctuation. I have a penchant for fast cars and women's legs. I am in love with a girl named Jesus and she is the number one lady in my life. Actually I am currently single but I am still waiting to meet the right person to make me feel at home, like the youngest Jonas brother is waiting to come out of the closet to his overbearing parents. I am probably the funniest person you will ever meet, period. Creativity is a strong point for me but only by the spoken word. I currently work in a supermarket playing with fruit and fruit is my occupation which I enjoy. I enjoy playing with apples especially 4139's as I prefer the green tinge which matches my eyes. I do not abuse Duro-Tuss and I do not eat Sue's Own Deli Puffs, Indian Butter Chicken or otherwise. Yes they are Made from Whole Corn Kernels and contain No Cholesterol but sorry Sue, bad news, honey, I don't want your fucking puffs. Like any young 20-something man I am into everything blokey. Cars, alcohol, girls, running amuck with mates and socialising in general. I am reasonably down to Earth and can offer an opinion on mostly anything you can imagine. Particularly nuclear physics. Stephen Hawking is my dream date and I would prefer it if he spat on me rather than the other way around. My local haunts are most places in Newcastle CBD and Wests Leagues Club is where I am going to marry Jesus. There will be unicorns, and my pet spirokeet named Bitey. Seriously but, hit me up. Pellius_2000@hotmail.com.
I don't bite because I'm not a spirokeet and I still don't know quite where to look when I eat a banana.
Who I'd like to meet:
Posted at 11:01 AM Jul 17, 2009 view more
Comments
Aug 27 2009 8:29 AM
Turns out i added you on myspace ages ago, ah haha
Whatcha been doing?
Hittin up town on sunday by any chance?
Jul 22 2009 7:16 AM
Jul 16 2009 5:04 AM
Jun 16 2009 2:45 AM
Im not going to tafe. Its so cold.
Xox
Jun 12 2009 10:30 AM
Don't worry about it babe.
Work was ok, the best bit was seeing you. Sorry i wasn't myself at lunch. Xox
Jun 12 2009 8:22 AM
Jun 11 2009 2:46 AM
Jun 10 2009 8:34 PM
Eww, beer and fries, that wouldn't have been a good mix for me.
E.g. Easy mac and strawberry milk, im going to have nightmares about it lol
hopefully more see you soon then talk to you soon.
Xox
Jun 8 2009 3:01 AM
how was last night? whats ya doing?
i'm just about to do some boring tafe work... grrr...
Jun 3 2009 11:05 PM
Jun 1 2009 1:35 AM
u used 2 come in all the time when u worked at coles
what ya been upto?
May 31 2009 6:09 AM
May 31 2009 3:13 AM
xox
May 28 2009 2:48 PM
I'm short, smug and have rather large thumbs from hitting on attractive women over the latest dating craze of sms messaging. I love looking at myself in the mirror to practice smiling because I think that the chicks will dig me for it. I don't get along with player haters, or anyone actually. I look 20, I act 11 but I was born 26 years ago. I often like more then 6 girls at one time. Well, at least thats what I tell them, I only want sex. Ohh, thats a naughty word.
Any ideas who I am?
May 28 2009 12:16 AM
whats ya up to today?
May 24 2009 7:51 AM
May 24 2009 3:32 AM
Your on my mind all the time.
Your beautiful.
May 24 2009 2:49 AM
welcome
haha you wont to kill me??
May 21 2009 10:43 PM
May 13 2009 11:58 AM
May 3 2009 6:53 AM
May 1 2009 12:41 AM
Where do you work.
pow pow pow !
May 1 2009 12:33 AM
Nah mann havnt spoke to him lol.
Apr 30 2009 8:44 AM
Ahaa I drank soo much that night ahaha.
Dw bout it ayee I was only like that cause I was drinken ahaha. Its all sweeet (:
Apr 23 2009 9:28 AM