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shy guy shawn's Interests
General
collecting stamps, giving tourists wrong directions, chewing the wrapper with the gum to impress chicks, the number 34, shoveling snow for the elderly, buying trophies at garage sales, making fun of people who trip, chain-smoking, saying "mon" after every sentance, drunken text messaging, tetris (youre welcome for me putting it on my page), jumping up to hit signs that are above my head when i walk under them, giving you rap nicknames, playing checkers against myself, crashing weddings, modeling spacesuits, making pinky-promises for insignificant things, goiters, pulling fire alarms at fire halls, fortune cookies, swearing in different languages, playing pranks on your mother, chewing my pencaps, toupees, making fun of your AIM name, driving with my hazards on
Music
the stuff you hear in elevators
Movies
any movie that requires you to use paypal to stream
About me: My name is Shawn and im a big fan of cheese. you name it : cheddar, jack, swiss, munster, even the more obscure ones like laverbread and aragon. so if you want to find the way to my heart it is thru cheese.
This whole site is an absolute joke and yet im still compelled to check it each day which makes me a hypocrite.
Tom from myspace actually commented on one of my pictures and because of that i think im really cool and i try and brag to everyone i know on this site about it....but noone cares.
i get the biggest kick out of corny terminology, you know like clutch words our grandparents used to say. like "cats pajamas", "tickle my fancy", "jiminy christmas"...stuff like that. popsicle stick jokes are also good for a laugh or two.
i'm also hooked on those simple games shown in the ads on this site. like "win the race and receive a free ringtone". theyre addicting and im easy to amuse. i just never download the ringtone though. cause im too busy trying to 'win the race'.
im a DJ for kiss 98.5, a radio station here in buffalo, NY. music is my life so i pretty much love my job and love what i do. if youre in the buffalo, toronto, niagara falls area then hopefully you will tune in one of these times im on. if youre not in the area you can stream us online at kiss985.com. i always post bulletins as to when my show is on. which is pretty much alot.
i could continue to go on and enlighten you on my favorite movies, bands, tv shows, foods, etc. but who really cares about any of that crap? certainly not me...but if you do i guess ask me and i'll tell u instead of taking up room here on myspace.
NO I DO NOT WANT 2 GET HIT BY THE "SEXY TRUCK" and no i will not forward any message of any sort to all of my friends so my 'true love' will come at midnight. ive found true love before and i didnt have to forward or re-post any bulletins to get her. so STOP STOP STOP with those lame comments slash bulletins.
i do my best to try and respond to every comment/message. sometimes its hard to keep up so if you do comment me and i dont get back to you right away i apologize in advance. however, if you have like thousands of pictures or crazy-flashing backgrounds on your profile that takes 456924376 hours to load...chances are i will bail in the first 30 seconds and never get the opportunity to hit you back. just an FYI.
i'm very proud of the goodlooking people i have on my friendlist. i am aware about 40% of them are probably fake profiles but i'll play along and pretend they're real. i'm not that naive to think that there's so many "models" on myspace who are simply "looking for a relationship". like i said, i just do this for fun...i'm not like trying to date anybody from here. cause that's just creepy. other than that im pretty much down to add anybody. so hit me up!
Who I'd like to meet: midgets
& the olly twins from 'sunset tan'
Hey SHY GUY!!! What's up bro!! See ya Wednesday @ ORCHID! Everyone else reading this should go to!!! Ask SHY GUY about a free cover charge pass for Wed. night! :)
We are playing at the battle of the bands august 24th, which is also a sunday, at club infinity. tickets are ten dollars. we would really appreciate your support. Hope to see you their. : DD
dear shy guy shawnnn, i think you should watch my jonas video "100 things we love about the jonas brothers" i uploaded on kiss ! :D A HUNDRED REASONS SHY GUY! & we made them up ourselves. please convince janet & nick to pick us ! :D they are our heroes ! please don't deny us of meeting our own heroes !!!
OMG sHawNie!!! i OnLy waTchED liKe 3 sEcs v uR jOnAs bRotheRs VideO bUt i m SO stoKed uR a FaN!!! sO PleeZe ShAWne PLEEZ cn U scOre mE sUm TiKetz??!! i wiLL dO AnYthing 2 gEt TheM!!!! THanX dOOd!!!
so today i was going through the Jonas Brothers' fan videos and Shannon informed me that you and Miguel made one?! i can't wait to see it!!!! hahaha i hope there's a performance involved and everything!
Thanks for the add! Our new CD Revolution Nation is available NOW!! Remixes from Assemblage 23, Taury Goforth, Tristraum and Invisible Asps!! Go to our MySpace page!!......
long time no talk to bro, the last time i seen ya was when saving jane was here and that weird guy was stalking her lol remember that, so how you been bro.
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