Roger
Roger BIG LEAGUE CHEW

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32 years old
LOS ANGELES, California
United States



Last Login: 9/17/2009
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    Roger's Interests
GeneralI'M NOT A GENERAL. I'M NOT EVEN IN THE MILITARY, BUT THANKS FOR ASKING!
MusicMUSIC SURE IS MUSICAL!
MoviesMOVIES SURE ARE MOVIECAL!
Television36" BUT MY TROUSER SAUSAGE IS TWICE THAT SIZE.
BooksTHE YELLOW PAGES. NO OTHER BOOK CAN MATCH IT.
HeroesJACK BURTON
Groups: SOUTHERN CALI ZOMBIE WALKS

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     Roger's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:I AM A HOMEBOY AND EARTH IS MY HOMETOWN
Body type:8' 11" / Body builder
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Occupation:ALMIGHTY RULER

   Roger's Schools
College Of William And Mary
Williamsburg, VA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: CANNONBALL FIRING
Clubs: THE COMMUTE BACK TO RICHMOND EVERY DAY BECAUSE WILLIAMSBURG WAS EVEN MORE BORING CLUB.
 

1996 to 1997
Drexel University
Philadelphia, PA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: CHEESESTEAKS
Clubs: CHEESESTEAK EATING CLUB! WE ATE CLUB SANDWICHES IN OUR CLUB TOO!
 

1995 to 1996
Midlothian High
Midlothian, VIRGINIA
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: I DIDN'T CONCENTRATE
Clubs: I SET THE SCHOOL ON FIRE AND ATE ALL THE SNACKCAKES FROM THE SNACK MACHINES BEFORE I LEFT. THEY WERE SNACKTASTIC!
 

1991 to 1995

   Roger's Networking
Music - Performance - Flugelhorn
FLUGELHORN! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT IT'S GOTTA BE MORE METAL THAN THE BAND 'STARSHIP'... AM I RIGHT?
Publishing - Writer - Columnist
DISCOVER THE FEELING, LEARN TO READ...

   Roger's Companies
I-Mockery.com
West Hollywood, CA US
PRESIDENT
HOME BASE HEADQUARTERS CENTRAL, U.S.A.

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OH MY GOD! IT'S ROGER! HE'S THAT GUY WHO RUNS I-MOCKERY.COM AND IS ALSO THE HOST OF DOC MOCK'S MOVIE MAUSOLEUM AT DOCMOCK.COM! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE MEETING A MOVIE STAR, BUT ON A MUCH LESS IMPRESSIVE SCALE!

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Who I'd like to meet:
I'D LIKE TO MEET DOLPH LUNDGREN. CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?

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Roger has 220 friends.
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Brian Cooper



May 12 2009 6:38 AM

I was pondering over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten 80s lore when I thought of these unmentioned movie assholes:

Matt Wilson - Encino Man
Troy Perkins - The Goonies
Young Lord Bullingdon Lyndon - Barry Lyndon
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - Full Metal Jacket
Putnam - The Wizard
Lucas Barton - The Wizard
General George S. Patton - Patton
Colonel William Tavington - The Patriot
The Comedian/Edward Morgan Blake - Watchmen
Nurse Mildred Ratched - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Curley - Of Mice and Men
Buddy Revell - Three O'Clock High
Frank Booth - Blue Velvet
Chet Donnelly - Weird Science

I also think Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum is a brilliant idea and really akin to i-Mockery. We all look forward to it!
Tim Fattig

Tim Fattig
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Feb 25 2009 7:55 AM

Fight the real enemy....which is probably Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix and the big-chinned dude from TANGO & CASH. Yeah, that's got to be it.
Sebastian

Sebastian Kirchoff



Feb 24 2009 4:04 AM

Hey man, thanks for adding me! I love your articles and I-Mockery in general! I-Mockery has inspired me to create my own website and also inspired me to become a journalist.
Thanks alot!
Gonzo

Jose Gonzalez



Jan 30 2009 4:30 PM

Thanks for the add bro and can't wait for your new articles and roadtrip journals. Later Pickleman. Still rockin my Awesome shirt too especially in Vegas.
COIN-OP TV

COIN-OP TV



Dec 26 2008 10:12 AM

happy bday!
Shannons at the grindhouse

Shannon Robles



Dec 23 2008 5:39 AM



Carpy

Troy Carpenter



Dec 17 2008 6:47 PM

Thanks for the addd
Tommy

Tommy
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Nov 5 2008 5:08 AM

Yo, I work for Target and our corporate newsletter was talking about Domo and your "Smashfest" game was mentioned.
Shannons at the grindhouse

Shannon Robles



Oct 28 2008 8:35 PM



Shannons at the grindhouse

Shannon Robles



Sep 24 2008 6:27 PM

dont forget, you arent allowed to ditch me, i am still coming out on Halloween to roam west hollywood with you....
Trixie Firecracker

Trixie Firecracker



Sep 4 2008 2:42 AM

Will there be I-mockery trading cards this year? I hope so, because receiving that last secret card makes me feel like slightly less of a failure at life.

I am going to celebrate the next two months by using the word "Halloweeny" as much and as inappropriately as possible.
nicky [my.brothers.keeper]

Nicky Broder



Aug 19 2008 9:11 PM

Hey Rog!

Thanks for the add man, been a fan of the site for about five years now, keep it up man love all the stuff you and everyone else puts up! And if it weren't for i-mockery I never would have seen riki-oh so thanks for that one man. :P

keep it wicked
Brian

Brian



Aug 16 2008 12:01 AM

Tomorrow = funtime
London

London



Aug 11 2008 6:20 PM

I had to throw out all my Double Gulp cups in the move to Hollywood... should I start a new collection? Or a collection of something *entirely* new? What say you!
Phil

Phil Manslaughter



Aug 5 2008 7:33 AM

I love you.

MOAR BOO BERRY.

Thank you.
Mike

Michael Quinn
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Jul 10 2008 4:43 PM

So Roger, I've been having trouble finding any good blue foods lately, including Boo Berry cereal. Any ideas on what other blue edible confectioneries and whatnot I should try to find?

Oh, and don't you miss Pepsi Blue? That stuff was the shiznit!
The Logan

The Logan



Jul 8 2008 5:45 PM

You went to Drexel... dude, that's hardcore... how many times did you get mugged?

Conor
Shannons at the grindhouse

Shannon Robles



Jul 3 2008 6:22 PM

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MISTER GORDON FREEMAN

D H



Jun 27 2008 6:54 AM

Holy crap, I'm actually befriended by the legendary Rog. This is the best moment of my life.
Shannons at the grindhouse

Shannon Robles



Jun 5 2008 6:42 PM

London

London



Apr 29 2008 7:32 PM

Roger! Thank you so so much for coming to my birthday and for the Quadruple Gulp Gift Set. I was a little worried at one point that someone might steal one or both of them to throw up in but they survived the night perfectly intact.
:D
Cheryl

Cheryl



Apr 22 2008 2:26 AM

hey! congrats to you - sounds like life is good! everything is great here - still managing at the gym and loving life! good to hear from you
ZombieBear

ZombieBear



Apr 20 2008 11:03 AM

Hey bud.. was nice to see you again last night!
So.Cal ZOMBIE WALK Saturday Dec 12, 2009

So.Cal ZOMBIE WALK Saturday Dec 12, 2009



Apr 17 2008 11:37 PM

On MAY 17, 2008Party Zombies
Yangyang Cherry

Yangyang Cherry



Apr 12 2008 9:28 PM

Hello hello hello!
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