College Of William And Mary
Williamsburg, VA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: CANNONBALL FIRING
Clubs: THE COMMUTE BACK TO RICHMOND EVERY DAY BECAUSE WILLIAMSBURG WAS EVEN MORE BORING CLUB.
1996 to 1997
Drexel University
Philadelphia, PA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: CHEESESTEAKS
Clubs: CHEESESTEAK EATING CLUB! WE ATE CLUB SANDWICHES IN OUR CLUB TOO!
1995 to 1996
Midlothian High
Midlothian, VIRGINIA
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: I DIDN'T CONCENTRATE
Clubs: I SET THE SCHOOL ON FIRE AND ATE ALL THE SNACKCAKES FROM THE SNACK MACHINES BEFORE I LEFT. THEY WERE SNACKTASTIC!
About me: OH MY GOD! IT'S ROGER! HE'S THAT GUY WHO RUNS I-MOCKERY.COM! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE MEETING A MOVIE STAR, BUT ON A MUCH LESS IMPRESSIVE SCALE!
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Who I'd like to meet: I'D LIKE TO MEET DOLPH LUNDGREN. CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?
So Roger, I've been having trouble finding any good blue foods lately, including Boo Berry cereal. Any ideas on what other blue edible confectioneries and whatnot I should try to find?
Oh, and don't you miss Pepsi Blue? That stuff was the shiznit!
Roger! Thank you so so much for coming to my birthday and for the Quadruple Gulp Gift Set. I was a little worried at one point that someone might steal one or both of them to throw up in but they survived the night perfectly intact. :D
Damn Rog It must suck to have your birthday right after Christmas. anyway Love the song you made. I hope you actually make a rap CD I would but it in a flash
One can only dream to acquire such elegant etiquette...
I have a medication for i-mockery binging so I can avoid filling my mask with vomit as I never take it off. This medication is massive amounts of raw, unprocessed candy corn!
