College Of William And Mary
Williamsburg, VA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: CANNONBALL FIRING
Clubs: THE COMMUTE BACK TO RICHMOND EVERY DAY BECAUSE WILLIAMSBURG WAS EVEN MORE BORING CLUB.
1996 to 1997
Drexel University
Philadelphia, PA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: CHEESESTEAKS
Clubs: CHEESESTEAK EATING CLUB! WE ATE CLUB SANDWICHES IN OUR CLUB TOO!
1995 to 1996
Midlothian High
Midlothian, VIRGINIA
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: I DIDN'T CONCENTRATE
Clubs: I SET THE SCHOOL ON FIRE AND ATE ALL THE SNACKCAKES FROM THE SNACK MACHINES BEFORE I LEFT. THEY WERE SNACKTASTIC!
OH MY GOD! IT'S ROGER! HE'S THAT GUY WHO RUNS I-MOCKERY.COM AND IS ALSO THE HOST OF DOC MOCK'S MOVIE MAUSOLEUM AT DOCMOCK.COM! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE MEETING A MOVIE STAR, BUT ON A MUCH LESS IMPRESSIVE SCALE!
I was pondering over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten 80s lore when I thought of these unmentioned movie assholes:
Matt Wilson - Encino Man Troy Perkins - The Goonies Young Lord Bullingdon Lyndon - Barry Lyndon Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - Full Metal Jacket Putnam - The Wizard Lucas Barton - The Wizard General George S. Patton - Patton Colonel William Tavington - The Patriot The Comedian/Edward Morgan Blake - Watchmen Nurse Mildred Ratched - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Curley - Of Mice and Men Buddy Revell - Three O'Clock High Frank Booth - Blue Velvet Chet Donnelly - Weird Science
I also think Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum is a brilliant idea and really akin to i-Mockery. We all look forward to it!
Hey man, thanks for adding me! I love your articles and I-Mockery in general! I-Mockery has inspired me to create my own website and also inspired me to become a journalist. Thanks alot!
Thanks for the add bro and can't wait for your new articles and roadtrip journals. Later Pickleman. Still rockin my Awesome shirt too especially in Vegas.
Will there be I-mockery trading cards this year? I hope so, because receiving that last secret card makes me feel like slightly less of a failure at life.
I am going to celebrate the next two months by using the word "Halloweeny" as much and as inappropriately as possible.
Thanks for the add man, been a fan of the site for about five years now, keep it up man love all the stuff you and everyone else puts up! And if it weren't for i-mockery I never would have seen riki-oh so thanks for that one man. :P
I had to throw out all my Double Gulp cups in the move to Hollywood... should I start a new collection? Or a collection of something *entirely* new? What say you!
So Roger, I've been having trouble finding any good blue foods lately, including Boo Berry cereal. Any ideas on what other blue edible confectioneries and whatnot I should try to find?
Oh, and don't you miss Pepsi Blue? That stuff was the shiznit!
Roger! Thank you so so much for coming to my birthday and for the Quadruple Gulp Gift Set. I was a little worried at one point that someone might steal one or both of them to throw up in but they survived the night perfectly intact. :D
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