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Impossible Hair
Happy Hardcore

All boys are possible heirs of comfortable chairs



Takoma Park, MD, Baltimore MD, Arlington VA
United States

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Member Since2/20/2005
Band Websitehttp://www.impossiblehair.com
Band Members  Joe Ryan
  Jim Glass
  Sammy Ponzar
  Roman Kuebler
InfluencesThe Beatles, Lilys, The Clean, Guided By Voices, THOMAS DOLBY, Dylan Thomas, Langston Hughes, The Oranges Band, SLOW JETS!, Elvis Presley, Lungfish, Haruki Murakami, The Ashley Stove, Papas Fritas, Smothers Brothers
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April 9 - May 3, 2009 - Impossible Hair in Europe


Bio

There once was a king who had four sons. One of the sons was obsessed with squishy creatures, one had an enviable collection of slacks, one could really play the tennis, and one had a glorious yacht named Moby Deeyock. When the time came for the king to die, he summoned his four children. He turned to his extremely curious son and said, "To you, Hugh Hong, I bequeath a fire-bellied Telecaster." He turned to the son with the exciting slacks and said, "To you, young Stephenson, I bestow Clear Thunder." He turned to the great tennis champion and said, "With you, Sonny, I am entrusting the key that opens a passage to the garden of forgotten furniture." Finally, he turned to the yachtsman and said, "To you L'Orange, I leave my collection of rare chickens and my trusted henchman, Len Sakata, to shake the townspeople when they need shaking." With that he smiled and closed his eyes for the last time.


Press

might be the sleeper album of the year
--The Yellow Stereo (July 29, 2009)

If the XTC that made Drums And Wires were from Baltimore, they would be Impossible Hair.
--Stranded in Stereo (May 18, 2009)

...et le morceau en question, "Accidental Claustrophobes". Trois petites minutes de pop [34m| la fois décontractée et nerveuse, guitare rythmique-guitare lead-be-batterie, un son sec comme un coup de trique ([34m| l'évidence, David Sitektait pas derrière la table de mixage) : rien qu'on n'ait déj[34m| entendu cefois, mais rarement aussi bien.
--Pop News (April 10, 2009)

Quick whippets of deliriously catchy, oddball pop-rock.
--Baltimore City Paper (April 1, 2009)

The band's sound hearkens back to those indie rock glory days of the '90s, but with more precision than disheveledness; think hi-fi Guided By Voices production with lo-fi Guided By Voices quality songs.
--Washington Post (April 1, 2009)


(photo by Nestor Diaz)

En ella presentarán en catorce (¡¡14!!) ciudades españolas su sensacional trabajo de debut What Is The Secret Of Impossible Hair?, un auténtico manual de cómo hacer buen indie-rock en nuestros días.
--Desconcierto (March 30, 2009)

What is the secret of impossible hair? Buy this incredible album and you will find what rock and roll means in the XXI century. It’s a looney monkey matter. Lyrics are as a Magritte’s painting: beautiful and crazy, colourful and black.
--PillBox.it (March 21, 2009)

briljante retrobritpop uit Baltimore. Buzzcocks anno 2009, zoiets. cool!!!!
--theoploeg Twitter (March 9, 2009)

...On pourrait d'ailleurs s'attarder comme cela à chaque titre, tant il est vrai que chacun regorge de grattes juteuses, de rythmes francs et de vocaux séduisants, et s'avère tubesque au point de faire du disque décrit en ces lignes un must de rock mélodique et noisy. A découvrir très vite donc, et à écouter à volume plutôt élevé.
--Le Nez Dans La Compote (March 7, 2009)

"Profumo di Guided By Voices e Pixies (oltre al sapore dei - fenomenali - Party Of One). Senza particolare diletto verso la ricerca innovativa. Perchè a volte non se ne sente veramente il bisogno. Impossible Hair ed il loro primo album “What Is The Secret Of Impossible Hair?”. Una ventata di freschezza. Sempre gradita da queste parti."
--Happy Days are Here Again (February 28, 2009)

Their sound can be likened to the straight forward indie rock of yore, with a dab of new wave sparkle. They consistently hit the audience with with pop sensible, nod-provoking tune after tune.
--DCist (August 19, 2008)

Their MySpace page quotes them as “Happy Hardcore” in musical genre, but they sound more like a rock-pop compilation that would be heard on a mainstream XM station or in a Nordstrom’s dressing room.
--SEN Baltimore (August 2, 2008)


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The Casanovas

The Casanovas
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Oct 22 2009 4:46 AM

♥ y e a h ! ♥
Hope you' re fine guys and see you soon !!
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrz!

The casanovas really ♥ Impossible Hair
**Garage/Love/Fury**
GAVIN HOLLAND

GAVIN HOLLAND



Oct 17 2009 6:50 PM

FFFRRRRRRRRRIFIIIIIIDDDDAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
EZ Eric

EZ Eric



Sep 30 2009 1:52 AM

Yup another year older, Thanks for the Bday wishes!
Shoot Me Again (WEBZINE)

Shoot Me Again (WEBZINE)



Jul 14 2009 6:04 AM



Suivez le lien pour lire la chronique !

Shoot Me Again Webzine - http://www.shootmeagain.com
margot

margot



Jun 18 2009 2:39 PM

i miss you guys!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
Filou

filou chérencé



Jun 16 2009 4:15 PM

hey guys,
how are you ???
i'm Fil from Beauvais / France
cheers
GR∑NDL Mc∑NeMA

GR∑NDL Mc∑NeMA



May 30 2009 11:17 AM

Bone Zone Phone Home.
Lady Casanova

Lady Casanova



May 20 2009 7:49 PM

MPSBL YES!
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SOONG!
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POLANSKI, YEAH!
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RROCK!
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Lovely & Impossible..
xx
T. A. Zook

T. A. Zook



May 19 2009 3:34 AM

Great set at the Velvet Lounge!
Pete

Pete



May 18 2009 6:11 AM

On my birthday in 2005, I couldn't think of anyplace interesting to go, and ended up having drinks at the Abbey with a few friends. The next day I realized I missed Impossible Hair and the Operators at PA's that night, which would have been just about the perfect way to spend the night. So if you're trying to rub it in by posting a show with the several-years-defunct Operators at PA's two days before my birthday this year, ha ha, very funny -- yes, I still regret it. You can take it down, you got me.
///THE COBRAS///

///THE COBRAS///



May 14 2009 9:38 AM

hey guys!!! what up??was the tour ok??
greets, the cobras!
left channels

left channels



May 14 2009 8:13 PM

:D good sharing a stage with you guys last night!
BISAGRA

BISAGRA



May 6 2009 2:04 PM

http://www.indyrock.es/


inside there is a review from the show,,!
BISAGRA

BISAGRA



May 3 2009 9:53 AM

great show last night! It was fun meeting you guys. Thanks for coming to Granada!
BROKEROCKER

BROKEROCKER



May 6 2009 9:07 AM


impossible hair


nico liebe & his subconsciousness

nico liebe & his subconsciousness



Apr 28 2009 5:23 PM

thanks for the awesome show in berlin!!!

Filou

filou chérencé



Apr 20 2009 1:00 PM

at Beauvais / France, tomorrow evening !!!

intrankil

david Bite



Apr 20 2009 10:55 AM

Hey guys!! see you in 10 days at the eclèctic!!!! Good luck!!!!
///THE COBRAS///

///THE COBRAS///



Apr 18 2009 9:04 PM

Hey guys!

You did an amazing show in Vigo!
Must keep contact!
Take care of the rifle and the pony.

love&bites
///the cobras//////
///////
Raúl Julián.

Raúl Julián.



Apr 14 2009 5:32 AM

Nice to meet you guys!



Best wishes!
THE LAMPSHADES

THE LAMPSHADES



Apr 14 2009 3:37 AM

yo, we're playin at the velvet lounge with yall on may 16.
should be cool!
PAKO

COncIertos Sala Dolce Vita



Apr 7 2009 2:24 PM

ARTEFACTO

ARTEFACTO



Apr 7 2009 12:43 PM

Heeey guys!see you thursday on stage at estraperlo, hope the european tour it..s going well!
Snowmen

Snowmen



Apr 5 2009 4:35 PM

Best rock show I've seen in a while!
The Andalusians

The Andalusians



Apr 5 2009 2:43 PM

The new album is fantastic! Way to go, guys! Have a great Euro tour.
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