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Impossible Hair
Happy Hardcre

"All boys are possible heirs of comfortable chairs"

Silver Spring, Maryland
United States

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Last Login:  7/6/2008
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Member Since2/20/2005
Band Websiteimpossiblehair.com
Band Members  Joe Ryan
  Jim Glass
  Sammy Ponzar
  Roman Kuebler
InfluencesThe Beatles, Lilys, The Clean, Guided By Voices, THOMAS DOLBY, Dylan Thomas, Langston Hughes, The Oranges Band, SLOW JETS!, Elvis Presley, Lungfish, Haruki Murakami, The Ashley Stove, Papas Fritas, Smothers Brothers
Sounds Likebutter
Type of LabelNone





   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jun 27 2008 7:00P
Crooked Beat Records w/The Andalusians Adams Morgan, Washington DC
Jul 12 2008 8:00P
Creative Alliance at the Patterson - Baltimore SEN Fest w/Squaaks, Gary B, JV Myka, & Teporah Baltimore, Maryland

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Impossible Hair has 458 friends.
 The Howling Fantods 


 The Oranges Band 


 The Face Accidents 


 Slow Jets 


 The Jennifers 


 SQUÅÅKS 


 The Andalusians 


 Minchia 





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The Andalusians





Jun 29 2008 5:45 AM

Speaking of crazy animal behavior, check out the Lyre Bird:
http://youtube. com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y&feature=related
It gets insane at 2 minutes in.
Friends of the Library





Jun 28 2008 3:22 PM

It was nice to meet you too, Joe! We are glad you could check our set.
We definitely have to play a show together sometime!
The Jennifers





Jun 28 2008 2:38 PM

We are so gonna play against you in tennis tomorrow! VICTORY WILL BE someone's
alex





Jun 12 2008 12:00 PM

http://profiles. friendster. com/1713871
headband





Jun 9 2008 5:37 PM

24 Carat Country Golden Locks
Uglyography





Jun 9 2008 11:04 AM

Daddy is liking what Daddy is hearin ... can't wait to hear the whole CD!
Fuse For Pekar





May 31 2008 8:23 AM

Thanx guys..great tracks!:-)
kat.





May 25 2008 11:40 PM

made of honor! made of honor! yeah!
rachel anne warren





May 24 2008 9:55 PM

i'll give you 5 bucks if you cover this song a la "hair" -the musical- the costumes from "hair", and do what you will with the song. deal?
AmyMacDeath





Apr 8 2008 6:04 AM

Photobucket
Minchia





Apr 6 2008 6:52 PM

yeahhhhhdawgs.
should be proud, it sounds great!! xoxo
SQUÅÅKS





Mar 31 2008 7:13 AM

no problemo! see you thursday, enjoy your chunkeez (?)
j to the 9





Mar 24 2008 11:43 AM

"Impossible Hair" is such a great band name!!! I'm digging the tunes also! Thanx, J
Jeffrey Pitt





Mar 12 2008 11:30 AM

Potsie
Pete





Feb 20 2008 8:01 AM

They still talk about the last time the Hairs marched into Boston.

Well, they meaning I. You're due for a return.
leif





Dec 21 2007 10:15 AM

MERRY XMAS HARES!
kat.





Dec 19 2007 8:43 PM

one year from today! go get it! ha!
kat.





Dec 12 2007 10:34 PM

have fun in virginia boys.
AmyMacDeath





Dec 1 2007 1:48 PM

Great show!
BINGO!
The Jennifers





Dec 1 2007 11:37 AM

You, Impossible Hair, sound better than ever. Let's have tea soon!
Sonic Cheetahs of Death





Dec 1 2007 7:55 AM

GREAT set dudes. Loved it, let's do it again soon.

Cheers,
SCoD
artanker convoy





Nov 29 2007 4:21 PM

clean and satisfying!
Sonic Cheetahs of Death





Nov 22 2007 6:58 AM

Lovin the tunes guys, can't wait for 11/30 at the Lo-Fi!

Cheers,
SCoD
Magda's Style roOm





Nov 16 2007 10:45 AM

Anything's possible...xx Magda's style roOm Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Opal Cliff





Nov 14 2007 3:23 PM

I now know more than I ever thought I'd know about Impossible Hair and it makes me want to go camping!!
Pete





Nov 6 2007 11:47 PM

You know how sometimes people get into talking about odd combinations of words that could be interesting band names? A friend just offered "Possible Razorblades" as one of these. Though she doesn't know Impossible Hair, I nevertheless told her I considered this to be an affront toward you.
The Jennifers





Nov 1 2007 1:14 PM

The Jennifers are playing a really big show this Saturday, November 3rd at the 8 x 10 Club. We will share the bill with local favorites The Oranges Band, Brooklyn, NY’s Artanker Convoy and Nashville’s Paper Route.

We'll be on the road a bit after that playing some shows in Virginia, North Carolina and Tennessee. Come wish us luck.

Hope to see you Saturday,

The Jennifers
Joe





Oct 13 2007 8:58 PM

all kidding aside Hairs, what's your take on Cassavetes?
Gregory





Oct 10 2007 5:05 PM

"All boys are possible heirs of comfortable chairs, impossible hair. And all choices manifest there: the amazing placement of hair." That's what
I said! Keep on rockin.
HYMNEN





Oct 1 2007 8:23 AM

Stellar tunes and dudes, it was our pleasure to finally share the stage with you guys!
cory





Sep 19 2007 9:34 AM

Elena la Squaak





Sep 16 2007 6:44 PM

hi guys, i really enjoyed your hampden fest jamz, your "baltimore weekend" flyer kicks butt as well. wanna play together in late oct./early nov.?
Storm E. Laughter





Sep 11 2007 10:47 PM

So sorry to have missed tonight's show!
I'm sure it went splendidly.
Hope to catch you around town sooner than later!
-Storm
Lorrie





Sep 8 2007 8:58 PM

Just wanted to say hey to y'all rock stars :) Lorrie!
The Keystone Kid





Aug 19 2007 11:07 AM

I was somewhat bereft,
upon moving to the west.
way way out there,
there was little falafel,
and totally possible hair.
Minchia





Jul 31 2007 1:55 PM

Yeah Vincents Yeah!
rob





Jul 30 2007 4:53 PM

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Mike Swin





Jul 22 2007 8:41 PM

Stumbled on your show at the Galaxy Hut last night...a pleasant surprise. You guys have a great thing going. Drummer was on fire!
Sammy





Jul 16 2007 10:09 AM

brodsky jacobson's united. good work mcnielson equiche, marple anopostin, laura franklenson, and rita michaelson.
-kid wisconsin-
Soft Company





Jul 13 2007 3:01 PM

what energy! love the impossible hairs. come back to chapel hill soon.

love
missythangs

leif





Jul 12 2007 4:36 AM

Pete





Jul 10 2007 8:42 AM

..Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Joe





Jul 7 2007 9:22 AM

Hey, Improbable Pears, you dudes were pretty good in Virginia Beach. Your music blended well with the smell of crabs and cheap cigars.
Patrick





Jul 4 2007 12:05 PM

So I was hanging out with Jonathon last night at The Model. He was like, "What's the name of Joe's band? Big Hair..uh ..Problem?"
Homey





Jun 21 2007 8:59 AM

xray man yeah yeah yeah
Elena la Squaak





Jun 10 2007 8:10 AM


why do you guys rule so hard? i love your songs, and i can't wait to wear your shirt for the tv! i have the biggest crush on the impossible hair! ps- that "highlights for children" comment you guys have is so funny :)
The Jennifers





Jun 3 2007 3:06 PM

Thanks for making this excellent flyer. See you Saturday night.
leif





Jun 2 2007 2:18 PM

MANN HAIR!

Kara





May 29 2007 4:03 PM

Vince(s),

Your PA's show was awesome; it was worth staying up past my bedtime.
Pete