About me: Improvability serves the laughter needs of the students and surrounding community of UC Santa Barbara every Friday night at Embarcadero Hall. As usual, all shows start at 8pm and students get in for $3 but it's $5 for everyone else.
MLF with KCSB is putting on a FREE! show with the amazing Black Moth Super Rainbow Friday Sep,28 the first day of school at UCSB. While doing my daily check in at the fork I found this:
Check out this incredible act, aptly described as "Air with Balls" they are opening for the Flaming Lips and Aesop Rock so if you don't trust my taste trust those dudes
http://www.myspace.com/blackmothsuperrainbow
or for some mpfrees: http://www.blackmothsuperrainbow.com/mpthree.htm
Let me tell you something that is on most girls minds but they won't tell you that size maters or will they?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. DTOGA.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from DTOGA.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at DTOGA.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. DTOGA.COM
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hey! how you been? wanted to invite you to some shows i've got in the santa barbara hood-- opening for tyrone wells. hope you can make it out! drop me a line on my main page sometime.
-ernie
click here for a video of me at a recent show!
Back in the day, this kid I knew got fired from working at the local grocery store. Why? He stayed late and used a pocket knife to carve a hole in a watermelon. He then made love to that cold fleshy delight. He was naughty, not nice. He got caught. Seedy.
