McClure
Matt McClure
Matt McClure This is the worst issue of 'Wiffle Ball Fuckers' we've ever put out.

Male
27 years old
Chicago, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 11/4/2009
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    McClure's Interests
General-Listening to lots and lots of music. I go to shows as frequently as possible.

-Anything even remotely involving ice hockey

MusicI listen to such a vast array of music that it'd be futile to even try to confine it to the space this section offers. I jump from Iron and Wine to Eyedea & Abilities faster than you can say "Blood and Thunder".
As of the time of this writing the iPod has 11,910 tracks, on 853 albums, by 624 artists, and would take 31 days, 16 hours, and 28 minutes of continuous listening to get through every song.
MoviesClerks (both of 'em)
Mallrats
Anchorman
40-Year-Old Virgin
Superbad
Knocked Up
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Star Wars Trilogy
Cool Hand Luke
High Fidelity
Roger Dodger
Three Kings
Layer Cake
Thank You For Smoking
Dr. Strangelove
The Departed
Fight Club
NARC
Suicide Kings
Idiocracy
Donnie Darko
The Big Lebowski
This Is Spinal Tap
Adaptation
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Grosse Pointe Blank
Monty Python & The Holy Grail
BASEketball
PCU
Dirty Work
Slap Shot
Miracle
Youngblood
Mystery, Alaska
TelevisionAny hockey game
Anything in Hi Def
Rescue Me
24
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Reaper
Top Chef
Books-Douglas Adams
-Chuck Klosterman
-Bill Watterson
-Malcolm Gladwell
-Dean Koontz
Heroes


Breakfast? Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score for god's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go Rene, but Hartford, The Whale? Hey, they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

Groups: Never Let Team Plan Anything Ever Again

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     McClure's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Oswego, IL
Body type:6' 5" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Network Engineer

   McClure's Schools
Bradley University
Peoria,Illinois
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business Computer Systems
Clubs:
The Edge, Bradley Student Radio
-DJ (2000-2004)
-Music Director (2001-2004)


Bradley University Men's Ice Hockey (2000-2004)
 

2000 to 2004
Oswego High School
Oswego,Illinois
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 2000

   McClure's Companies
Stenograph
Mt Prospect, IL US
Customer Support Rep

07/04-05/05
Kelly, Scott & Madison
Chicago, IL US
Network Technician

5/05-10/07
PerformanceNS
Niles, IL US
Network Engineer

10/07-Present



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   McClure's Blurbs
About me:




Very few people address me by my first name. I've never eaten an entire salad in my life. My relationship with the Chicago Blackhawks is a sordid tale of deception, intrigue, and redemption. I make an effort to go to at least one White Sox game every homestand. Jameson and ginger ale is the most delicious and deadly combination of beverages known to man. I wear the fact that I am born and raised in the Chicago area like a badge so much that I went out of my way to purchase a hoodie that literally displays the Chicago city flag as a badge. I will not wear shorts if there is any possible way I can avoid doing so. I am widely recognized as the Directions King of North America. You want me on your team in Trivial Pursuit, you need me on your team in Trivial Pursuit; euchre, however, is an entirely different story. It is not wise to badmouth hockey around me. I'll never understand why Hum's album Downward Is Heavenward didn't sell millions of copies. I have zero problem with the numerous heterosexual man-crushes I harbor. I do not suffer stupidity or banality well. Ostentatiousness is a sign of overcompensation and insecurity. So are big words.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone that won't ask me in a social situation to fix their computer for them.

   McClure's Friend Space (Top 22)
McClure has 75 friends.
 Chris 


 Joexy 


 Greg 


 Meg 


 Preka 


 Colleen 


 Hackett 


 Josh 


 A1ex 


 Astro 


 Kristen 


 Julie 


 Leah 


 the Lawrence Arms 


 Chuck Ragan 


 The Draft 


 Ween 


 Local H 


 Twilight Singers 


 Patton Oswalt 


 Brian Posehn 


 Jameson 





McClure's Friends Comments
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Astro

Astro Boy



Oct 23 2008 11:22 PM

Word is bond like super glue!

Astro

Astro Boy



Oct 1 2008 8:25 PM

Kelly McScabies

Kelly McScabies



Sep 19 2008 9:14 PM

EoDM in Chicago on Nov. 10. Fuck yes.

Diggin the new song on their page, too.
Astro

Astro Boy



Aug 25 2008 1:30 PM

I NEED MY...

George's Clam

George's Clam



Jul 13 2008 6:07 AM

Onion.
Astro

Astro Boy



Jul 5 2008 9:56 PM

You can't handle this much awesome!

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George's Clam

George's Clam



Jun 5 2008 6:29 AM

I seem to remember the Blackhawks beating these guys like a billion times this season.



I'm not sayin...I'm just sayin...
Alexis

Alexis



May 28 2008 2:39 AM

thanks for the add.
Looking forward to mayfest
Astro

Astro Boy



May 27 2008 7:56 PM

Hoes Gotta Wash Their Clothes Too!

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Chris

Chris



May 7 2008 3:45 AM

MySpace Editor
Greg

Greg



May 1 2008 10:36 PM

Who is looking the best in the Cup pool? Dad I know isn't looking too good with both the Shark and the Canadian down 3-1.
Nurse Lisa

Nurse Lisa



Apr 22 2008 4:41 AM

Happy Birthday!
Meg

Meghan McClure



Apr 20 2008 5:26 PM

Happy Birthday!
Rick

Rick



Apr 20 2008 5:47 AM

Happy Birthday man!
Astro

Astro Boy



Apr 18 2008 6:25 PM

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Greg

Greg



Apr 16 2008 7:32 PM

Hey, who did you end up picking for your Cup winner?
George's Clam

George's Clam



Jan 22 2008 3:56 AM

Nice to see you at that shitty bar on Friday. A group of friends is pressuring me into attending a Blackhawks Sunday matinee sometime in March. We can combine forces and take over a whole section, methinks.

Also, let me know if you are ever out in the Palatine area. We can drink expensive beers together at my place.
Dan-o

Dan-o



Nov 27 2007 4:07 AM

What is the world coming to when the Hawks are the best show in town?!?
Kelly McScabies

Kelly McScabies



Nov 11 2007 3:24 PM

How don't they know rip curls are so much hotter?
Greg

Greg



Nov 5 2007 11:04 PM

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George's Clam

George's Clam



Nov 4 2007 9:38 PM

BLACKHAWKS.
Hackett

Hackett



Oct 24 2007 4:36 PM

Hey buddy, I think I am going to Finn McCool's tomorrow night around 8:30/9ish. Not sure where you are going to be out, or how far that is from your place, but just letting you know. If you can make it awesome, if not no problem. Later man.
Meg

Meghan McClure



Oct 5 2007 9:36 PM

Congrats on the new job! Mom...told me about it today...sounds awesome!
Ashley

Ashley



Oct 5 2007 2:04 AM

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Chris

Chris



Aug 9 2007 1:39 AM

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