In my day smoking pot and skipping class made you cool. Now myspace is full of 16 year old straight-edge vegans. As of this moment, I now eat nothing but animal products and do drugs non-stop. Right. That should even out the universe.
Emo/Scenesters make me feel really old. Even the ones that are in their 30's. Thanks alot for ruining studded belts and messenger bags for the rest of us, jerks. Don't even get me started on side-bangs and bandanas....
If you annoy me, I'll block the hell out you. Scenesters, this means you.
I firmly believe that any good thing can be made better simply by putting it in pie form.
I love pie.
Don't thank me for the add, I add everyone.
You're not special.
Because as we all know, there's a direct correlation between worth as a person and friend count.
I encourage you to comment with pictures of cats. I'm a fan of cats.
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