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I AM WHAT I AM AND I DO WHAT I DO!. *you have been warned*

..AM i what i think i am? Am i...how i feel? am i ...an energy source? am i ...a recording in the atmosphere?...WHO AM I? There are 2 kinds of people in this world. leaders and followers. I am a LEADER. Hello, Im Tess and I'd rather be under the influence. But thanks for caring! I am an EXPERIMENTALIST. I experiment in all that I see and encounter. Two of the most important words in life are BALANCE and DIPLOMACY. remember that kids. Take it from someone who struggles with both, sometimes the hardest thing to say is NOTHING AT ALL. Ertem magyarul...beszel nagyon kicsit magyarul!!!:)- A not so Quick Summary; in my world, EXTREME IS RELATIVE TO PERCEPTION. Being an Aries with a Pisces moon, that can explain my insane rush for life and my sometimes contradicting behavior. i could list all the things that interest me, bother me, my experiences,my inside jokes, my opinions and theories,where ive been, things that arouse me, disgust me,drugs ive consumed, what turns me on, what appeals to me, my hobbies, what i do with my spare time,who ive met, my activities, my passions,etc etc...but i believe some things are better left unsaid. I will say this though; GORILLA PUNCI FOR LIFE! im a BACCHNALIAN. i miss spending every summer in HAWAII, especially canoing and swimming with giant sea turtles.. i also collect vinyl(all kinds of genres), spin and am startin to make beats in my spare time. i spend most of my time dreaming,eating,thinking(too much),fantasizing,writing,being a wandering soul/nomad, brewing ideas,learning,escaping reality,observing,conquering my flaws, striving for creative and spiritual fullfillment, counting down every last breathe until the next adventure, wishing to be weightless and fly, collecting and creating junk,Making shalls&dolls, loving condiments of all kinds,attempting to master my terrible A.D.D., questioning everything, having interesting conversations with interesting people,partying hardcore,sewing, dancing, laughing, ridiculously wobbling every step of the way... and being a big time nerd-scratch that- A HUGE NERD. I have driven across the USA. My first car was a 65 Mustang. And I used to drive it down to San Diego EVERY SINGLE FUCKING FRIDAY. [no need for details why] I miss it. Do not give me an alarm clock, as I will just toss it against the wall, as long as I dont have to wake up. I was potty trained in a coffee shop in Amsterdam :). I have a sick obsession [no not fetish] with squishy objects, as well as fluffy and gooey things. I dont believe in popularity, the "elite" or anything of the sort. they are evil, and theres just not enough love. Janos and I send silent messages to each other through music. I witnessed a hawaiian volcano erupt. I talk to my many pets as if they were people. I am constantly contemplating life and my purpose in this twisted place we call the universe- sometimes calming sometimes torturous. If necessary, I will go through this life all alone, but I would prefer to have my loved ones around. I despise snobby, pompous assholes and flakes. I encounter emotional breakdowns and discoveries on a daily basis. sometimes angry and bitter at the world, but its all from my extremely passionate nature. At these times I go into hibernation with the man. I often wish I was born some kind of animal-specifically some kind of feline,bird, mollusk, or ocean creature..SUBCULTURE CHAMELEON. im the QUEEN of Nostalgia. i enjoy more things than most people can fathom. I STRONGLY BELIEVE IN KARMA. i still think that theres a shark at the deepend of my pool. I think we are all controlled by evil power hungry assholes who want to know everything we do and if we dont fight it we will all be doomed. if you want to know what im all about....you can ask me. otherwise. with that said....heres a hint: all things unique. All things sleek. all things DEBAUCHEROUS, all things bloody,all things strong,all things mysterious, all things sexual, all things weird,all things glitchy and clicky, all things odd and all things distorted and goofy,all things special,all things CHILDISH,ALL THINGS FOREIGN,all things glamorous,all things artistic,stylish and vintage, all things warped all things musical all things creative all things spiritual and emotional...all things colorful&dark all things distinct. all things crazy.im sweet like licorice...DANGEROUS LIKE SYPHILIS...me? whats to say about Tess? Legend has it HotCakes is an OLD SOUL; embodied with the wisdom and experience of one, like she has lived this life before(could be?). It has been said that perhaps my energy can be too intense for most ; a good AND bad quality I will deal with for the rest of my life. .....i also LOVE to draw snails and slugs...I try to get along with most or those who deserve my respect..I will most likely consider you a dueschebag and a 1/2, until you prove me otherwise. I don't think i'm better than anyone else, just more stylin.. than most. Although I have a VERY low tolerance for people who lack intelligence, people that try to look and act smart really chaps my ass. Some people cant help being stupid, but if you are trying to look smart..your even more of an idiot. after careful thought and observation-i think I might be the coolest AND filthiest person on myspace..

In All honesly though..Im justt a squirrel trying to get a nut...so whats up?

oh and remember... THE CELERY STALKS AT MIDNIGHT! and please dont make me beat the stupidity out of you with a rubberhose.