Been needing a bit of extra cash lately, what with my European odyssey planned and that stoooooopid bloody expensive car of mine.... (If anyone knows anyone who has a halfway decent Aussie-made 1964-1979 wagon for sale, please tell me), so when my friend Sam told me she had turned down $250 for a days worth of scanning I thought she was mad and said "I'll do it!".
I mean, I've got a scanner. I'm even about to scan some slides. How hard can that be for a day?
No.
Not the type of scanning I was thinking.
Scanning, as in ultrasound, as in internal ultrasound.
For all you blokes out there this is where a chick lies down, spreadeagled, and a large dildo-like device is put exctly where a large dildo-like device should be going. This is a medical examination used for checking out a chicks bits and whatnots.
Usually, a chick is not paid for an internal ultrasound.
But, medical students have to learn somewhere, don't they.
Hmmmmmm....... $250..... 6 hours......
I guess if I could get an occaisional kiss while it was happening..............!
Honestly, I could probably do it, but I won't. I'm sure there'd be some radiation or something that I don't want to expose myself to. Bummer. It would be a funny thing to blog about.
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straight to the car thing (she said Dildo! Tee Hee!)
umm, I am also returning to my roots and have been scanning for just such a vehicle myself... I recently spotted a neat looking EH Holden (1963/64) station wagon for sale up your way, Bungan from memory... and there is also currently a superb 1970 HG Holden Kingswood sedan for sale in Avalon. Ok so my allegiances are clearly with the Lion, I haven't been looking at Fords, but you should have a look at carsales. com. au
SO... what has the Swede done to you this time?!