NOTE: The songs currently loaded on our page do not express the personal veiws of the band. Well, Zach. Bear with the lad; he doesn’t like naughty words. Thank you.
In the very beginning, there was a boy named Keith. And a boy named Zach. (And later, a boy named Thomas Rollins.) One day, Zach and Keith were playing guitars in the basement. “I like music,” declared Zach. “Yup. Me too,” agreed Keith.
Years later, a yellow bus named 65 became the metal womb that bore the band known today as Inappropriate Condor. Though as beautiful as this story is, I. Condor was not always I. Condor. Actually, before I. Condor was I. Condor, it was a horrid ruckus of singing in the back of Bus 65; culprits being: Zach Moore, Thomas Rollins, and Keith Dilliplane. Oh, and occasionally a girl named Kaylyn…(she’s mean). This spirited singing was the only way to shield themselves from the bus driver’s violent concern for children’s spleens. (Trust us- it was traumatizing.)
The singing then evolved to be accompanied with harmonicas and clapping and throwing shoes. Often Keith would bring Bubbles. It was a party, in bus-ride form. One day in 2006- they couldn’t stop. Even after getting off the bus, they kept singing, and clapping, and singing- except for Kaylyn. She was asleep. Well.. she’s not really in the band anyhow. So fo’ get her. So the three ran to Keith’s basement and played instruments all afternoon until their weak little fingers were widdled down to the bone. They called themselves: “Sexosaurus Rex.” The name was later changed to “Plaid Force,” then to “Dream Cactus,” and eventually to “Kaboom.”
At this point, the trio decided that percussion was duely needed and immediately contacted the infamous DJ Michael “Stroppy” Setash. Keith’s basement was burned in celebration for the new member of the band. (And then we had to have practice at Stroppy’s from then on ’cuz Keith’s basement was screwed.) And that’s how Inappropriate Condor was founded. (And nevermind how we named it.)
Soon enough, the band gained an almost religious following. It was only common sense to succumb to the addition of longtime friend and supporter of the condor, John Fonte. He doesn’t do a whole lot in the band besides get us off task (like Michael) and occasionally make an awesome joke (like Michael), but he’s welcomed anyway. John Fonte adds enormous sex appeal to Inappropriate Condor. CA-CAW!
Using our unique blend of Rock, Rave, and Love....
WE ARE:
INAPPROPRIATE CONDOR!
(and we think Mrs. Setash makes the best pancakes)
Fake Record Label:
ATTENTION!!
Inappropriate Condor Shirts are FINALLY Available!
They come in either Yellow or Yellow.
Normal Sizes apply. Contact Zach about obtaining one.
OH MAN OH MAN FIRST COMMENT ON THE NEW SONGSSSS So yeah. It is RATHER late and I'm kinda falling asleep so I can't trust myself to make good comments on the song, but I CAN say that you guys prettymuch make my life. Yayyyy icondor. Next practice let me and erin come :)
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