I have a collection of: Old toys and odd collectibles - the truth is that I am just a packrat.
One thing I never told anyone: I prefer boxers to panties
What magazines do you subscribe to: FHM, Rolling Stone, Esquire, Stuff and too many other damn titles to list.
Last charge on credit card: a cherry coke Icee, coffee chewing gum (which tasted like complete ass), a newspaper, Carmex and a lighter shaped like a surfboard (I am a sucker for display junk purchases).
I would rather be: losing my ass at the slot machines
Your drink of choice: Vodka when I drink. Boulevard Beer.
Tattoos: Three and counting.
What is the one piece of clothing you just can't get rid of: pajama bottoms with monkeys on them, tattered tshirts from concerts
Name five things in your refrigerator right now: Expired chocolate milk (I know because I wanted some this morning), string cheese sticks, salad mix that is almost dead, something yellowish brown in a container.
Must have foods: Pizza rolls, Spam, sardines in mustard sauce, mashed potatoes
Turn-ons: Open minded people, intelligent minds, sense of humor, eyes, smile, legs, pickup trucks, chicks in plaid skirts, cowboy hats, guys in kilts, guitars, people that play drums, that little trail of hair from the belly button to the happy place - a lot turns me on... this is the short list. If I told you the rest you probably wouldn't recover.
Turn-offs: Closed minded people, uninformed fanatics, body hair, lousy drivers, sappy poetry, outdated chocolate milk, censorship groups, toothpaste in the sink and those that can't think outside the box really piss me off.
