Inessa
"pour me out"

Female
28 years old

Canada



Last Login:6/17/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/inessafrantowski  

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    Inessa's Interests
Generallove, boys, food, jokes, farts, friends, family, music, shows, laughing hard, dicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicks dicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicks, and most recently, puppet making.
Musicall our buds! Heart, soul, heroics, and butt shaking all night long.
Moviesthe ones that play in the all those theatres we used to have in Toronto before we didn't have those theatres anymore. Also: The Funeral, by Sara St. Onge
TelevisionArrested Development, Star Trek:TNG, the Office, Perfect Strangers, Ali G, Trailer Park Boys, Ab Fab, the Amazing Race, Conan, Mr. Show, SNL, Court shows, and my dirty little secret: A&E true crime shows.....
Booksthe little prince, the fall, a theory of everything
HeroesChris Farley, Scott McFadyen, Einstein, Buddha. Not necessarily in that order.

     Inessa's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:the sauga
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Occupation:comedian/actor

   Inessa's Companies
sadeasy
Toronto, CA


the sketchersons
Toronto, CA





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   Inessa's Blurbs
About me:
I make a wicked lasagna, is that what you want to hear? Well fine, I do! I guess you're on here hoping and praying that I'll cough up the secret recipe. No dice! I won't. No "friend" is worth that. So now you're saying: "When is she going to invite me over to try some of that lasagna?" Well....maybe I will and maybe I won't. Maybe I'll invite you over instead and show you my life size cardboard cut-out of Lt. Commander Data from Star Trek: TNG, and maybe I'll ask you what your favourite episode is, and if you're not a complete retard you'll probably say the one where Data makes a daughter because it teaches us all about the true meaning of love. Or maybe you won't say all that and I'll kindly ask you to leave. Okay...you caught me. I'm a comedian! I get paid for these gems!!! Hey, do me a quick fave will ya and come check out Sunday Night Live with the Sketchersons....we sure could use the friends....say come hang with the sketchersons. We make great sandwiches.


Who I'd like to meet:
a smurf.

   Inessa's Friend Space (Top 23)
Inessa has 456 friends.
 sadeasy 


 holly p. 


 Rebecca Addelman 


 The Sketchersons 


 Extra Frosting 


 sara awesomology 


 Craig 


 Charlie 


 kasia 


 Laura Barrett 


 woodhands 


 John 


 Mark Stanfield 


 simon W 


 Nikki 


 kristin 


 The Bicycles 


 Sara Hennessey 


 Umar 


 Nick Carella 


 naeema 


 Man The Dan 


 Good Morning World! 





Inessa's Friends Comments
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Dustin





Jan 26 2008 3:58 AM

Hey I saw you on MTV Live! Congrats thats pretty cool, I love that show.
Dustin





Jan 8 2008 12:34 AM

Good good. And my new years was alright thanks. How about you?
*$*$*$*$*CELEBUTARD*$*$*$*$





Jan 4 2008 6:00 AM

hey my friend saw your profile and thinks you look hot! she is new to myspace but wants to chat with you on msn messenger her name on there is emily24green@hotmail.com
Dustin





Jan 4 2008 2:57 AM

Hello. How are you?
Skippy





Oct 4 2007 3:39 AM

Man, I always felt like some strange and crazy aura pulling me towards that ad!!! Now I know what it was. Crazy!
Skippy





Oct 1 2007 11:47 AM

Did I just see you in a Nicorette ad?
Lenny





Jun 23 2007 1:12 AM

Dear lord I miss you. I got a little bit of a fix though....nicorette commercial. I nearly shit myself!!!! so awesome. I am going to tell everyone to glue themselves to the set. Proud of you buddy
Jared Sales





Jun 18 2007 4:07 AM

this show is going to be awesome

Canker
Third Anniversary Party
Unit 102 Theatre/46 Noble St.
Doors at 9pm/Show at 10pm
$5 - BYOB!
+ Stick around for the aftershow party!

Music by:
Gravity Wave (plus premiere of new Jared Sales directed video for Gravity Wave's song "Footprints")


Comedy by:
The Gurg
The Polecats
Holly and Inessa
Michael Balazo
and Levi MacDougall

Hosted by Jared Sales and Daryn McIntyre!
The Sketchersons





Jun 5 2007 1:32 AM

In the Los Angeles area this week? Come see a night of Canada's Best Sketch Comedy!

Check out The Sketchersons on June 7, 8, 9 at The Former Second City (8162 Melrose Ave.) 8pm! Tickets are Pay What You Can
Gary Rideout Jr.





Jun 1 2007 6:12 AM

how's this for a comment?
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Skippy





May 14 2007 12:12 AM

Either I'm horribly mistaken, or I saw you at The Keg last week...
If I'm not mistaken...then what kind of implications could this have!?
PAT THORNTON





May 9 2007 10:39 PM

I don't have a hammer but I have a gun if you want me to shoot out your cavity I can do it, it shouldn't take me more than 3 or 4 tries.
Juliann Wilding





May 9 2007 6:06 PM

sorry we disappeared into the boudoir last night ... we were so completely exhausted that i was basically a zombie eating that corn ... but that corn ... oh how delicious! thanks again, x.x o.o
brian barlow





May 6 2007 3:14 AM

Sara Hennessey says that she loves you and that you are magical!
Shultzman





Apr 8 2007 4:43 PM

Hi Inessa!
Thanks for the add
this is 50% saltzman!

We greet you with warm hellos and flowers
norm sousa





Apr 6 2007 10:07 PM

I found a ring inside a chocolate egg today. I'd like you to have it.
Pete Dako





Mar 23 2007 6:18 PM

Ha Ha!!!
Tara





Mar 23 2007 11:47 AM

This is my first stand-up comedy gig in the big smoke! Come check me out! I promise to make you pee your pants!!!


Corktown Comedy
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4th, AT 8:30 PM
UPSTAIRS AT BETTY'S, 240 KING STREET EAST


http://www.corktowncomedy.com
Sara Hennessey





Mar 23 2007 1:45 AM

Holy fuck i love you!
Jared Sales





Mar 17 2007 8:07 PM

you ladies were very funny last night. bravo, cheers, down the hatch...
Adam&Dave





Feb 28 2007 1:09 AM

we owe you forever! thanks for being basically, the best. both bits look really funny right now.

a+d
norm sousa





Feb 26 2007 8:01 PM

Let's hang out!
PAT THORNTON





Feb 21 2007 8:10 PM

I will put your coat in the toilet. Oh yes I will.
Morgan Waters





Feb 16 2007 5:30 PM

Ahhhhhhhhh! My dick!
norm sousa





Feb 15 2007 4:01 AM

Happy Valentines Day!

...Tell Drew I love him.
kristinky





Feb 14 2007 10:41 PM

you are magic.


Sara Hennessey





Feb 10 2007 1:56 AM

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Adam Jackson





Feb 9 2007 4:31 PM

Morgan Waters





Feb 6 2007 5:12 PM

Love you. Oh god it hurst.
Wildcat Strike!





Feb 4 2007 10:09 PM

you said 'dicks' on stage.
hahahaha
sara awesomology





Feb 4 2007 4:44 PM

i stole your profile song and put it on mine. you are amazing and i love you.
Amy





Feb 2 2007 3:17 AM

I haven't told you lately that you're awesome, have I?
Very excited for the show tomorrow!
Ron Sparks





Feb 2 2007 1:19 AM

I'm gonna knock you up!
Momma said knock you up!
Ron Sparks





Feb 1 2007 2:58 AM

Hi, Inessa!
IT'S NOT STRAWS





Jan 31 2007 10:06 PM

it was also really difficult because my teeth.. yeah those shards sticking out from my face.. really hampered my macking skills. Lets just call this phase character building.
have a wonderful show at the drake and congrats on the fringe and your screening.
xx
Fraser is pretty much done with myspace





Jan 30 2007 5:20 PM

Why can't we share my life like we share my body?
Extra Frosting