Moshpit, having been interned for severe mental dysfunctionality in Turrdsukr Hospital since early 1952, decide to escape after the doctors deem it necessary to deny the group its one true love: apple pie. To make matters worse: Disney Channel-viewing privileges were also postponed without notice.
Moshpit's sensational contortionist capabilities aided them greatly in their daring escape through the ladies' bathroom which continued, for quite a long time, into the neighboring sewers.
January / April 2004 :
After their magnificent escape, they wandered aimlessly in several Eastern European countries, such as Tahiti and Bolivia.
May 2004 :
They finally settled down on the Northwestern shores of the Cayman Islands, after having fallen in love with the seashells they found in a local gift shop.
January 2005 :
This was the start of their heavily experimental ‘tribal' period. This essentially came down to them slapping each others asses, a lot, and breaking coconuts over their heads. They promptly recorded their next demo with Vendredi, a local sound engineer.
March 2005 :
Extremely satisfied with the results of the sessions, they squeezed the recordings into a bottle of diet 7Up, which was thrown to the North Sea. 5 minutes later, the bottle was picked up by a crack head in Brooklyn, who mistook the floating unidentified object for a Columbian treat. Needless to say the coke fiend died of a sudden heart attack.
2006:
The trio is still nowhere to be found….The evidences contradict each others..... some people would have located them with the Astropolis Festival in Brest, others claim to have seen them in Printemps de Bourges, others still with the Exhibition venue of Le Mans city or in Toulouse at the time of immense rave-parties...... Some people ensure that they are holding a postcards shop in Loreza, in Sclerazie .....
2007:
Several European governments suspect the gang to have carried out experiments
on their populations, without being able to prove it. From Den Haag to
Dublin, mysterious cases of devastating auditive hallucinations seem to be
attributed to them.
2008:
Messages intercepted by the intelligence service of The Vatigone are now
clear: the three most wanted impostors of the millennium seem ready to make
the whole planet go deaf, thanks to a revolutionary bacteriological weapon.
Columbo is already on the case…
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rooooo les copains si vous aviez entendu le remix en live .... rooolalala il a fait jumpé la foule mais alors que du bonheur !! c'etait la 1ere fois que je le jouais et c'etait un pur kiff !!
merci encore d'avoir ouvert ce contest c'etait top top top ... bon c vrai c encore plus facile de le dire quand t dans les gagnants hihii
The fifth anniversary of BMF will take place back in its birthplace near Beroun town [approx 40 km from Prague [cz]. This year again you will enjoy a variety of styles such as noise, noisecore, glitchcore, dark ambient, drill..n..bass, hardcore, breakcore and of course a unique atmosphere of meeting fans of a quite strange music.
next time you sample for a song you should put the ever so classic sound byte "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits rape time" somewhere in there. Trust me, nothing makes the kiddies smile more than rape time.
yep les mecs! c'était excellent samedi soir, putain de son, on entendais tout le monde presque parfaitement...on s'est vraiment éclaté. si seulement toute la salle c'était lâché autant qu'on l'a fait...BREF. super concert, bravo à vous et putain de merde de cul, vivement qu'on pète un live ensemble bordel!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEEJEE xxx
