first off....we coulda never did this without Weed and Beer.we wanna give the shout out.
gg allin, jabbers, murder junkies,
guttermouth,
exploited,
restarts,
spermbirds,
DK, Ganggreen,
evil empire, reggea,captain planet and the nature haters,
self- abuse,
crabby-cunts,
mind altering powders,
a combination of purple salvia and whip its,
whiskey,adorral,
pabst,eskorbuto,
street skating,
this lame ass society,
false cause,
affrontal assault,
black flag,nofx, pennywise,suicidal,
minor threat,
jerrys kids,la polla records,
blitz, bargain shark steak, fear,
huffing...gas and glue,
bleeding farts may drip,
fleas and lice,
7 seconds,
antidote,spanish punk rock,
DRI,
cryptic slaughter,
and not to forget...that time your mom gave me head.
"FULL OF GERMS"
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Its not music, it's INFERNAL RAKET... The kind of shit that makes the neighbors wanna call the cops, the type of shit that makes old folks cover their ears and cry out in pain, "what is that godawful RAKET! Yes, finally a band that represents all that marketable corporate capitalist america hates.
Something that cant be sold, bought, or used by those who would try to stop the loud obnoxious sounds of freedom blaring from an open garage full of potsmoke just asking to get busted by the man. Yet the garage is victoriously left open for the next three blocks to listen to and despise... despite the informants... infernal raket trudges on to make loud and explicit music for kids all around the world to drown their problems to. We hate the clean, we hate the proper, we hate the quiet. WE REPRESENT THE PEOPLE, AND THE FREEDOM OF THE PEOPLE TO SPEAK AGAINST THE ACCEPTED WAY AND THE STATUS QUO. best of wishes to the former members of infernal raket who helped with the production of our first full length demo, "DEDICATED TO DEAD BODIES." (they died during its creation)...( i killed them)...(shhhhhh)...
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"SPANK THE CITY" / "DEAD BODIES LP" SPLIT DEMO NOW AVAILABLE!
"SPANK THE CITY" FULL LENGTH, OUT SOON.
too stoned to think of anything clever to type in this slot, i began to write about how i was too stoned to write anything clever, wich during in this short period of time, i realized that i already knew what i was actually doing, now that i'd gone and done the thing....
"We basically believe that through corporate terrorism, and mass media mind control, enough tax money could be used to dig enough mass graves to bury our country and its people....but we'll save the babies for raping parties later...."
---all politicians striving for power
"cant we all just get along?"
---That one dude
"satan is my bitch, and so is black metal."
--Chris Piss
"Their basic mission as Infernal Raket, is to be hated. They basically want to piss you off... They basically want to kill you. And the horse you rode in on... the reason why? Boredom? plain old immaturity ? naturally ingrained genetic instincts of rebelliousnes that just doesnt seem to ever go away? Nobody knows, to this day, it is a mystery... But what isnt a mystery, is that they want you DEAD. you, me, the motherfuckin horse you rode in on.....
they want to shove their music in your ear and fuck you with it until you die from too much "infernalcockstabtothebrainitis."
" You know, we didnt want to come out of the shadows, we were forced out by a shitty bunch of fucking morons who are in their own minds running a scene...we wanted to do our own thing without any of them. fuck them all to hell. we are just a lame rock and roll band, a bunch of nobodies, and thats what we represent, and will always be and do. so why let a bunch of whiney asses tell us what to do? use bands for their own profit, and exclude the bands from what they work so hard for?
(las vegas rocks): "infernal raket has developed quite a reputation in town for being sleazy, cheazy,rude,offensive,perverse,shovenistic,homophobic and plain out disgusting. not to mention painfully honest. "
" i think everybody in this band is just nuts in some way however mild it may be, it really comes out in the music when we play, especially live, cause we're doin whatever the fuck we want. we really dont want to give a shit about what anyone thinks even the people who like us can go to hell. .
. we're not a part of any trendy ideal. we belong to nothing and no one. never have. but basically what im sayin is we just want to kill you, we'll do whatever the fuck we want, and fuck you."
"you're a douchebag college wanna be hippie and you dont really mean shit to me anyway, so im ok with your ignorance, i understand you are just a silly chimp, sent here to fill some pathetic gap in your pathetic local magazinne..."
(las vegas rocks)------------------------------------------------------
In this interview with Infernal rakets lead guitar player poopstain, i think i finally began to realize something about las vegas local hardcore and punk rock outfits like this one, that no matter how shitty a recording they may produce, no matter how fucked up their equipment is, they are here to stay in the worst way possible. here amongst what some would call elite musicians, are deviants,who would laugh at these very same elite musicians, calling them "retarded." i had to admit though, the air was stock full with the scent of rock and roll. and it smelled like my balls when sweaty and dirty.
[ Article taken from las vegas rocks magazine april 13,1995. all rights reserved]
Thirty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
Six-pack!
Spent the rest on beer so whos to blame
Six-pack!
They say Im fucked up all the time
Six pack!
What they do is a waste of time
Six pack!
I know itll be o.k.
I get a six pack in me, alright!
My girl friend asks me which one I like better
Six pack!
I hope the answer wont upset her
Six pack!
I was born with a bottle in my mouth
Six pack!
Now I got a six so Ill never run out
Six pack!
I know itll be o.k.
I got a six pack in me alright!
Thirty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
Six-pack!
Spent the rest on beer so whos to blame
Six-pack!
They say Im fucked up all the time
Six pack!
What they do is a waste of time
Six pack
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where do you live? i'm behind east side joes. on nellis. i'm going to double down sat. then wasted space on sunday for genitorturers. lets hook up sat. bro.