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  • Music

    My Favorite Artists
    Metallica
    Dream Evil
    Megadeth
    Dragonforce
    Dark at Dawn
    Dark Moor
    Necrophagist
    Nevermore
    Byzantine
    Rammstein
    Dragonlord
    100 Demons
    2 Ton Predator
    Aborted
    Dream Evil
    Callenish Circle
    Cryptopsy
    Dream Theater
    Hypocrisy
    Exhumed
    Fear Factory
    Naglfar
    Gardenian
    Green Carnation
    Graveworm
    Hate Eternal
    Gojira
    Kataklysm
    Yyrkoon
    Xentrix
    Zao
    Mercenary
    Meshuggah
    Disturbed
    Decapitated
    Exhorder
    Mastodon
    Norther
    All That Remains
    Ablaze My Sorrow
    Old Man's Child
    My Dying Bride
    Sonata Arctica
    Vader
    Watch Them Die
    Nightwish
    Finntroll
    Carcass
    Carcariass
    Children of Bodom
    Angra
    Arsis
    Metasoil
    Soilwork
    Arch Enemy
    Killswitch Engage
    Dysrhythmia
    Death
    Burzum
    Dark New Day
    Dawn
    Jacob's Dream
    Severe Torture
    Helloween
    Chimaira
    At the Gates
    Windham Hell
    Leave's Eyes
    Midnattsol
    Labyrinth
    Malevolent Creation
    Amorphis
    Amon Amarth
    Kreator
    Ingurgitate
    Antithesis
    Decrepit Flesh
    Jack Off Jill
    Biohazard
    5 Billion Dead
    Bolt Thrower
    Symphony X
    Stratovarius
    10Eyes
    3 Inches of Blood
    ...And Oceans
    A Canorous Quintet
    All Shall Perish
    Shadows Fall
    A Life Once Lost
    Bile
    Behemoth
    Blood Duster
    Buried Inside
    Into Eternity
    Disharmonia Mundi
    Disharmonic Orchestra
    G.O.R.E.
    I.R.A.T.E.
    Grave Digger
    Gorguts
    Gorerotted
    Hammerfall
    Blind Guardian
    Heresy
    Demon Hunter

  • Movies

    My Favorite Movies
    - The Shawshank Redemption
    - Boondock Saints
    - The Green Mile
    - The Lord of the Rings
    - Dragonball Z: Broly, The Legendary Super Saiyan
    - Dragonball Z: Broly    , Second Coming
    - Dragonball Z: Bio-Broly
    - Dragonball Z: The Tree of Might
    - Dragonball Z: World's Strongest
    - Dragonball Z: Bojack Unbound
    - Family Guy: Stewie Griffin Uncensored
    - Blazing Saddles
    - Dumb and Dumber
    - Major Payne
    - Stir Crazy
    - Friday
    - Next Friday
    - Friday After Next
    - Kicking and Screaming
    - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
    - The Cable Guy
    - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
    - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
    - Liar, Liar
    - Baby Day's Out
    - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
    - How High
    - The Brakes
    - Happy Gilmore
    - Billy Madison
    - The Waterboy
    - The Longest Yard
    - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    - Monty Python's the Meaning of Life
    - The Naked Gun
    - The Stand
    - The Shining
    - Young Frankenstein
    - Airplane
    - Citizen Kane
    - The Nutty Professor
    - The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps
    - The Dead Zone
    - The Matrix
    - The Matrix Revisted
    - The Matrix Revolution
    - Sling Blade
    - Groundhog Day
    - Secret Window
    - It
    - Cujo
    - Carrie
    - Christine

  • Television

    What I Watch on TV (if I watch TV at all)
    - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
    - Family Guy
    - Futurama
    - Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
    - The Golden Girls
    - Dragonball Z
    - Dragonball GT
    - The Boondocks
    - Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law
    - 12 Oz. Mouse
    - Ren and Stimpy
    - MXC
    - Rocko's Modern Life (when it still aired)
    - Beavis and Butthead (when it still aired)
    - Hey Dude! (when it still aired)
    - Double Dare (when it still aired)
    - Stick Stickley (when it still aired)
    - Rugrats (OLD Rugrats, not this new shit)
    - Are You Afraid of the Dark? (when it still aired)
    - All That! (OLD All That!, not this new shit)
    - Three Stooges
    - The Oblongs
    - Full Metal Alchemist
    - Sesame Street (don't laugh. you've watched it too)
    - Reading Rainbow (been a LONG time)
    - Fraggle Rock
    - Squidbillies
    - In Living Color
    - Mad TV
    - Saturday Night Live
    - Jay Leno
    - Conan O'brien

  • Books

    Favorite Books
    - Carrie
    - The Green Mile
    - Christine
    - Red Rabbit
    - Rainbow Six
    - Patriot Games
    - Roadwork
    - The Longest Walk
    - Pet Sematary
    - Gerald's Game
    - Thinner
    - The Stand
    - The Running Man
    - Salem's Lot
    - Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption
    - The Regulators
    - Needful Things
    - Misery
    - Insomnia
    - It
    - The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
    - From a Buick 8
    - Firestarter
    - The Dead Zone
    - The Dark Tower Series
    - The Dark Half
    - Cujo
    - Black House
    - Bag of Bones
    - The Hunt for Red October
    - Clear and Present Danger
    - The Sum of All Fears
    - Red Storm Rising
    - Without Remorse
    - Debt of Honors
    - Executive Orders

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Alex Hare
Birthday:05/04/1986 (21 last time I checked)
Birthplace:Fairhope, Alabama
Current Location:Andafuckinglusia, Alafuckingbama
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Brown
Height:6' even
Right Handed or Left Handed:I prefer right, although sometimes I mix it up.
Your Heritage:I'm part Irish, part Dutch, but mostly American.
The Shoes You Wore Today:What the fuck kind of question is this? Why do you care? Really...do you have a shoe fetish?
Your Weakness:Weakness?
Your Fears:The dentist and pregnancy hormones.
Your Perfect Pizza:None at all.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Get a better fucking job, that's what.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:"It's way too goddamn early in the fucking afternoon. Going back to sleep."
Your Best Physical Feature:My ass.
Your Bedtime:Whenever the fuck I want to go to bed. Bedtimes are for 8 year olds.
Your Most Missed Memory:My long-term memory.
Pepsi or Coke:Mountain Dew.
MacDonalds or Burger King:Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates:I prefer single date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Sweet Tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla Bean. Vanilla is just too goddamn bland and flavorless and chocolate is just...chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee:Or.
Do you Smoke:Every day.
Do you Swear:Why the fuck would you fucking ask a goddamn stupid-shit question like that, you cadbury cuntcream?
Do you Sing:Occasionally.
Do you Shower Daily:I tend to, if I have to leave the house. If not, well, that's up to Zeus and Thor.
Have you Been in Love:I am currently.
Do you want to go to College:I'd love to...I'd also like to afford gas.
Do you want to get Married:Soon.
Do you belive in yourself:I have no fucking clue what 'belive' is, and I am pretty proficient in English.
Do you get Motion Sickness:Sometimes.
Do you think you are Attractive:Well, yes, thanks for asking.
Are you a Health Freak:Refer to most used messenger phrase for your answer.
Do you get along with your Parents:My mother, yes, because she feeds me. My father eats cornflaked cuntbread while getting assraped by dogs in clown suits.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Hell to the fuck yes.
Do you play an Instrument:I play multiple instruments, and I don't feel the need list them all here.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:At least twice to thrice a week.
In the past month have you Smoked:I'm tired of getting ask the same fucking question over and over again. Did I not tell you earlier I smoked, or do you listen?
In the past month have you been on Drugs:I consider alcohol and nicotine a drug, so yes.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:I can happily say yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:If I were a 300 pound monkey with an eating problem, I probably still wouldn't eat that many Oreos. I haven't even eaten a single Oreo in 2 or 3 months.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:I eat pussy, not sushi. So to answer your question...yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage:Life.
In the past month have you been Dumped:Ok, you "dump" a hobo or trash can. You "break-up" with someone. But, no, I'm in a happy relationship.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:I sure have...although that isn't your business.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:I plead the fifth.
Ever been Drunk:A couple of times...although my memory is hazy.
Ever been called a Tease:I've called myself a tease.
Ever been Beaten up:I don't believe so...no.
Ever Shoplifted:Didn't you ask me if I have stolen in the past month? What did I answer? PLEAD THE FIFTH!
How do you want to Die:By not living anymore?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Grown up.
What country would you most like to Visit:The Netherlands, Germany, and Finland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Blue
Favourite Hair Color:Blonde
Short or Long Hair:Either works for me, really.
Height:Short?
Weight:Not fat? I don't know.
Best Clothing Style:None at all.
Number of Drugs I have taken:Who? Them or me? What? Don't ever ask that again, you hear me!?
Number of CDs I own:I'm really too lazy to count.
:'Did whoever was making this survey forget to take this code out? Or did they get lazy and decide to fuck with people? Why would you do this?
:'And again with the fucking colon and apostrophe. What is wrong with you? Can't you write decent HTML? The better question is who the fuck am I talking to?
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Regret is something you shouldn't waste your life over. If you're just going to regret it, fuck it. Life is all about experience. It's kind of like Final Fantasy. You work your whole life gaining experience points until finally you level up to level 99 (or 100, whichever FF game we're talking about here). Of course, some people never get past level 10.

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Andalusia, AL
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Andalusia High School

    • Andalusia,Alabama
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: General Studies
    • Clubs: Bands, FFA
    2001 to 2004

Companies

  • Client Logic

    • Andalusia, Alabama US
    • Level 2 Technician
    October 11, 2004, to February 14, 2007

  • Pizza Hut

    • Andalusia, AL US
    • Delivery Driver
    March 15, 2007 to November 26, 2007

  • Pizza Hut

    • Andalusia, AL US
    • Shift Leader
    November 26, 2007 to Present

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