Once the heirs to numerous shattered bands, the Inhumans came together as a cavalcade of the early blues and the epitome of rock and roll through the 20th century. Composed of former members of the Columbus punk scene, the Inhumans have developed a "screaming hot, fast and dirty" sound that rivals the likes of the New Bomb Turks and Guitar Wolf. Aspiring to greatness, this band of decadents will surely live on in the annals of rock and roll history.
After a bizarre, unexplained event involving methane gas and a series of longboard accidents, the Inhumans have all tragically died. There have been rumors of their mysterious exit from the infamous Spook House followed shortly by a large explosion. After contact with their lawyers, the mainstream press has reported they have left all belongings, including song royalties and street cred, to Ron "dog" Pauly.
All you mother fuckers need to come down to the cabin this weekend for some high ass, drunkinness while shooting guns... can't get any better than that...
