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He who is closer to 30 than Hopeful

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Don't let your babies grow up to be Cubs fans.

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  • Russ Stevens

  • 29 / Male
  • Peoria, Illinois, US
  • Last Login: 7/17/2009

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Status and Mood

  • Russ Stevens Stealing quotes Rachel Leigh Cook referenced
    Mood: angsty angsty
    at 8:07 AM Jul 16
  • Russ Stevens Ativan or except I'm a Fuck Up
    Mood: gloomy gloomy
    at 11:35 PM Jul 13
  • Russ Stevens Hung over from Anime and Light Hearted Blog
    Mood: gloomy gloomy
    at 5:15 PM Jul 10
  • Russ Stevens For a revolver and a bullet. My luck, I'd be in an eternal game of roulette.
    Mood: gloomy gloomy
    at 9:06 AM Jun 11
  • Russ Stevens Wishing I had a FOID card.
    Mood: gloomy gloomy
    at 6:25 AM Jun 9

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Interests

  • General

    Gotta love the Cubs. Fuck The Sox. The Cardinals just need to stay two games behind.

    Jay Cutler ain't worth shit. No Chicago football franchise is worth cheering for without Da' Coach.

    Vodka

    1. Stoli, any flavor.
    2. 3 Olive, for the Anglican pride
    3. Kettle One, heaven on a cheap drink nite.
    4. Svedka, imported but cheap enough to refill a flask.
    5. Smirnoff, what I grew up on. It's like my Old Style.
    6. Skyy, if it just has to be inoffensive for you twats

    Will someone let me know when there is a must buy Juxtapoz magazine? Keep me up on High Fructose too.

  • Music

    Lesser known punk rock. Naked Raygun, Joy Division, The Drawves, Bikini Kill. I can always rock out to some Misfits.

    Plain and simple Rock n' Roll. Some Buckcherry, the Supersuckers, Queen, Motorhead, David Bowie, Aerosmith.

    Saying that I like the projects of Lane Staley is redundant.

    Overly programmed rock like Nine Inch Nails, KMFDM, Ministry, Chemical Brothers.

    If you can find a Myspace where I can download Atomic by Blondie, let me know

  • Movies

    Cinema..

    British Comedy can always be counted on. Trainspotting is a must see.

    Anime!!!! Walt may animate the best, but draw? No F'n Way.

    STAR WARS. The force is the closest thing I've found to perfect religion. Wish I could get a good pick with my tattoo (and pearced nipples) for my profile pic.

    Sci-Fi, Hong Kong Action, and Slashstick Comedy

    Oscar Calibur Films, gotta expand my horizons

    A question. Will we ever return to 80's style action?

  • Television

    "Bodies are for hookers and fat people," Bender.

    Adult Swim, G4 for noise, British Comedy. Still waiting for Red Dwarf's 10th season, and this lil' Japanese Sell Out.

  • Books

    Read Sock by Penn Jillete. Also check out some Irvine Welsh. Chuck Palahniuk holds the keys to an ideal society.

  • Heroes

    Stacia Hardin, I'll do whatever I can to pay respect to her memory..

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: Morton (for better or for worse)
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 5" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Writer / Website Designer

Schools

  • Illinois Central College

    • East Peoria,Illinois
    • Graduated: 2002
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: General Education
    • Minor: Certification as a Website Designer
    1999 to 2002

  • Morton High School

    • Morton,Illinois
    • Graduated: 1999
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Freshman Football 1995 Sophomore Football 1996 Fresh/Soph Wrestling 1995-96 Varsity Wrestling 1996-1999
    1995 to 1999

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Blurbs

About me:

If you really want to get to know who I am, read some of my blogs. I guess you'd call them the sober man's thoughts, or the nonalcoholic equivalent.

Below is the reason I am trying to be the next cinematic equivalent to Bukowski or Palahniuk. Their lifestyles better lead me to a holy grail for my vodka. I need to prove I'm worth a Hemmingway/Thompson esque exit.

We all have come to that time in grade school where they determine who is cool and who isn't. Guess what side I ended up on.

From that point until I accidentally met the coolest person I'll ever meet, Stacia (hey, I pray all the time, but haven't shaken Jesus's hand), I kept to myself to focus on my goals. When I lost touch with her, I was lost, so my buddies decided to pull me out of my little world and into Downtown Peoria.

So, I was introduced to adulthood (beyond that responsibility shit I've been faking since I finished Jr. College) after 13 years. And what can I say...

You treat your fellow man well, don't piss on any body's shoes, and be honest and you are left only to watch the asshole walk away with the goods.

Gosh, if I didn't love sitting back and watching this bull shit with my vodka nearby, I'd probably have given up on my ideals a long time ago.

Of course, assholes are no greater than their product. I'm to proud too become one, so I'll still treat everyone well and be myself, but I'll do it as witty as I possibly can.

Who I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone who I can just go out and have a good time. For the past year and a half it feels like I only live for two days a week, and I love to change that.

Oh to find more people can truly be as cynical as I can. Those are the connections I need.

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